<h2><SPAN name="STORY_XX" id="STORY_XX" ></SPAN>STORY XX</h2>
<h3>UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE MILKMAN</h3>
<p>Well, now I guess we're all ready for the story of the chicken who tried
to roll an egg up hill, and it fell down, and was broken into forty-'leven
pieces and the monkey—Oh dear! Did you ever hear of such a thing? I guess
I must have turned over two pages in the story book instead of one, for
to-night I'm going to tell you about Uncle Wiggily and the milkman, and
not about the chicken and the egg at all. That comes in later.</p>
<p>Let's see then, we left the old gentleman rabbit just after he had met the
Phoebe birds, didn't we? Well, a few days after that, as Uncle Wiggily was
hopping along with the elephant, who had come back to him again, now and
then, when he was tired, taking a ride on the back of the big fellow, all
of a sudden they heard a voice crying:</p>
<p>"Ah, ha! Now I have you!"</p>
<p>"My! What's that?" asked the old gentleman rabbit.</p>
<p>"It must be somebody after us," answered the elephant. "But don't you be
afraid, Uncle Wiggily, I'll take care of you, and not let them hurt you.
Just get behind me."</p>
<p>So the rabbit got behind the big elephant, and, would you believe it? you
couldn't see Uncle Wiggily at all, not even if you were to put on the
strongest kind of spectacles, such as Grandma wears. For he was hidden
behind the elephant.</p>
<p>Then, in another moment a man with a long rope came bursting through the
bushes, and he ran straight toward the elephant.</p>
<p>"Now I have you!" cried the man again. "You must come right back to the
circus with me."</p>
<p>"Oh, it's you they want, and not me," remarked Uncle Wiggily, and then he
wasn't afraid any more, and felt better, for he knew that he could still
travel on and seek his fortune.</p>
<p>"Yes, they're after me," said the elephant sadly. "I guess I'll have to
leave you, Uncle Wiggily. Do you want me to go with you, Mr. Man?"</p>
<p>"Yes, we want you back in the circus show."</p>
<p>"Will I have all the peanuts I want?" asked the elephant.</p>
<p>"Oh, yes," promised the man, "you may have a bushel and a pint every day,
besides a pailful of pink lemonade."</p>
<p>"Then I'll come," said the elephant, "though I would like to have Uncle
Wiggily come also. But he still has his fortune to find. Come and see me
some time," he called to the rabbit.</p>
<p>"I will," said Uncle Wiggily. Then the man tied a rope around the
elephant's trunk and led him away, and the big fellow waved and flapped
his ears at the rabbit to say good-by.</p>
<p>"Now I must travel all alone once more," said Uncle Wiggily to himself, as
he hopped on through the woods. "And I do hope I find part of my fortune
to-day, even if it's only ten cents' worth."</p>
<p>Well, he was passing across a nice green field a little while after that
when, all of a sudden, he heard some voices talking. He looked all around,
but he couldn't see any one, and he wondered if perhaps there were fairies
about. Then he heard a voice say:</p>
<p>"Now, children, hop just as I do. Take a long breath and then hop, and be
very careful where you go."</p>
<p>Then Uncle Wiggily looked down in the grass, and he saw a mamma hoptoad
and a whole lot of her little toads hopping along. The mamma toad was
giving the little ones their morning lesson. And I just wish you could
have seen how nicely those tiny toads could hop. One little chap, named
Sylvester, hopped over a big stone, and his little sister, named
Clarabella, leaped over a stick with a nail in it and didn't get hurt a
bit.</p>
<p>"Ha! That is very good hopping! Very fine, indeed!" cried Uncle Wiggily,
waving his ears back and forth. "I could hardly do better myself."</p>
<p>"Oh, it's very kind of you to say so," said the mamma toad. "Now,
children, give a big hop for Uncle Wiggily."</p>
<p>Well, they all took long breaths, and they were just going to hop when the
old gentleman rabbit suddenly called:</p>
<p>"Look out! Hold on! Don't jump!"</p>
<p>They all stopped quickly, and the mamma toad wanted to know what was the
matter.</p>
<p>"Why, there is a big cow walking along," said the rabbit, for he could see
over the top of the grass better than could the toads, and could watch the
big cow coming. "If that cow stepped on you, why, you would never hop
again," said the rabbit, and then he led the toads out of danger.</p>
<p>"Oh, I'm ever so much obliged to you," said the mamma toad to the rabbit.
"You saved our lives."</p>
<p>Then she had all the little toads thank the old gentleman rabbit, and the
mamma toad asked him to come to her house for dinner. Uncle Wiggily went,
but the toad's house was so small that he couldn't get in, until he had
made it bigger by scratching away some of the dirt around the front door.</p>
<p>Then he had a very good dinner, and he stayed all night at the toad
family's house and watched the little ones hop some more, and he and the
papa toad talked about the weather.</p>
<p>Well, in the morning when Uncle Wiggily got up and washed his face and
paws, and combed out his whiskers, he suddenly heard all the little toads
crying.</p>
<p>"Hum! Suz! Dud!" he exclaimed, "some of them must have the toothache." So
he went down stairs, and there all the toad family were sitting around the
breakfast table, but they weren't eating.</p>
<p>"What's the matter?" asked Uncle Wiggily, sadly-like.</p>
<p>"Why," said the papa toad, "the milkman hasn't come, and the children have
no milk for their oatmeal, and I have none for my coffee, and I'm in a
hurry to get down to the store where I work."</p>
<p>"That's too bad," said the rabbit. "Can't you use condensed milk?"</p>
<p>"We haven't any," spoke the mamma toad.</p>
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<p>"Well, I'll hop out and see if I can see the milkman coming," said the
rabbit, "for I can see a long distance." So he went out and he hopped up
and down the street, and he looked up and down, but no milkman could he
see. And the little toads were getting hungrier and hungrier every minute
and they cried a lot, yes, indeed!</p>
<p>"This is too bad!" said Uncle Wiggily. "I guess that milkman must be lost.
What can I do? Ah, I have it!" and away he hopped off toward the green
fields. Pretty soon he came to where the cow, who had nearly walked on the
toads, was eating grass, and, stepping up to her, Uncle Wiggily politely
asked:</p>
<p>"Will you please give me some milk for the toads?"</p>
<p>"To be sure I will," said the cow, kindly, "and I'm sorry I nearly stepped
on them yesterday." So she gave Uncle Wiggily a canful of fresh milk, for
the rabbit had brought the milk can out with him. Then Uncle Wiggily
hopped to the toadhouse as fast as he could, and the little toads had milk
for their breakfast, and didn't cry any more.</p>
<p>Then, after a while, the milkman (who was a big puppy dog) came along and
said he was sorry he was late, but he couldn't help it, because he had
stepped on a thorn and had a lame foot and couldn't go fast, so they
forgave him.</p>
<p>"Well, I'll travel along now, I guess," said Uncle Wiggily, and once more
he started off to seek his fortune. And if you don't let your bathing suit
fall into the water and get all wet, I'll tell you next about Uncle
Wiggily's swimming lesson.</p>
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