<h2>THE STORY OF ALI COGIA</h2>
<h4>SCENE I</h4>
<p>TIME: <i>one evening</i>.<br/>
PLACE: <i>the house of a merchant in Bagdad</i>.</p>
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<td>THE MERCHANT.</td>
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<td>THE MERCHANT'S WIFE.</td>
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<p>[<i>The</i> MERCHANT <i>and his</i> WIFE <i>are at
supper.</i>]</p>
<p>WIFE. Our neighbors bought some fine olives to-day. It has been
a long time since we have had olives. I am quite hungry for
them.</p>
<p>MERCHANT. Now you speak of olives, you put me in mind of the jar
which Ali Cogia left with me.</p>
<p>WIFE (<i>pointing to a jar in another part of the room</i>).
There is the very jar waiting for him against his return.</p>
<p>MERCHANT. Certainly he must be dead, since he has not returned
in all this time. Give me a plate; I will open the jar, and if the
olives be good, we will eat them.</p>
<p>WIFE. Pray, husband, do not commit so base an action. You know
nothing is more sacred than what is left to one's care and
trust.</p>
<p>MERCHANT. But I am certain All Cogia will never return.</p>
<p>WIFE. And I have a strong feeling that he will. What will he
think of your honor if he finds the jar has been opened?</p>
<p>MERCHANT. Surely a jar of olives is not to be guarded so
carefully, year after year.</p>
<p>WIFE. That is Ali Cogia's affair, not ours. Besides, the olives
can't be good after all this time.</p>
<p>MERCHANT (<i>taking a plate</i>). I mean to have a taste of
them, at least.</p>
<p>WIFE (<i>indignantly</i>). You are betraying the trust your
friend placed in you! I will not remain to witness it.</p>
<p>[<i>She leaves the room. The Merchant crosses and takes cover
from jar.</i>]</p>
<p>MERCHANT (<i>looking in jar</i>). My wife was right—the
olives are covered with mould, but those at the bottom may still be
good.</p>
<p>[<i>He turns the jar up and shakes out the olives. Several gold
pieces fall out.</i>]</p>
<p>MERCHANT. What is this? Gold pieces! As I live! Gold! gold!</p>
<p>[<i>He shakes the jar again; a shower of gold pieces
fall.</i>]</p>
<p>MERCHANT (<i>dropping the jar in astonishment</i>). A thousand
pieces at least! The top of the jar only was laid with olives!</p>
<p>(<i>He puts the gold into his pockets.</i>)</p>
<p>To-night, when my wife is asleep, I will fill the jar entirely
with fresh olives, for these show they have been disturbed. And I
will make up the jar so that no one, except Ali Cogia himself, will
know they have been touched.</p>
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<h4>SCENE II</h4>
<p>TIME: <i>one month later; a moonlight night</i>.<br/>
PLACE: <i>a small court opening upon a narrow street of
Bagdad</i>.</p>
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<td>THE CALIPH.</td>
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<td>THE GRAND VIZIER.</td>
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<td>FIRST CHILD, <i>who plays he is the Cauzee</i><SPAN name=
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<td>SECOND CHILD, <i>who plays he is the officer</i>.</td>
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<td>THIRD CHILD, <i>who plays he is Ali Cogia</i>.</td>
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<td>ZEYN, <i>who plays he is the Merchant</i>.</td>
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<td>TWO BOYS, <i>who play they are Olive Merchants</i>.</td>
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<td>MANY OTHER CHILDREN, <i>who look on</i>.</td>
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<p>[<i>The</i> CALIPH, <i>accompanied by his</i> GRAND VIZIER,
<i>enters the narrow street upon which the court opens. They are in
disguise, appearing as merchants.</i>]</p>
<p>CALIPH. Perhaps we may hear some talk of this affair of Ali
Cogia and the merchant, as we go through the city to-night.</p>
<p>VIZIER. It is possible, O Commander of the true Believers! The
affair has made a great noise in Bagdad.</p>
<p>CALIPH. Ali Cogia carried the merchant before the Cauzee, I
believe.</p>
<p>VIZIER. Yes; he claimed that the merchant had taken from him one
thousand pieces of gold.</p>
<p>CALIPH. Proceed; I would know all.</p>
<p>VIZIER. Ali Cogia left with this merchant, so he says, a jar in
which he had placed this money. Upon his return, which was but
yesterday, he went to the merchant, and, having received the jar,
opened it. To his surprise he found that the gold, which he had
hidden below a layer of olives, was no longer there.</p>
<p>CALIPH. Ah, that is what Ali Cogia says. What says the
merchant?</p>
<p>VIZIER. The merchant made oath before the Cauzee that he did not
know there was money in the jar, and so of course could not have
taken it.</p>
<p>CALIPH. And the Cauzee dismissed the merchant, I believe.</p>
<p>VIZIER. Yes, Commander of the Faithful, the merchant was
acquitted.</p>
<p>CALIPH. This Ali Cogia presented a petition to me to-day, and I
promised to hear him to-morrow. Would that I could know the truth
of the matter that I may give a just sentence!</p>
<p>[<i>They arrive at the court where several</i> CHILDREN <i>are
playing in the moonlight. The Caliph stops to watch them.</i>]</p>
<p>FIRST CHILD. Let us play that the Cauzee is trying the
Merchant.</p>
<p>SECOND CHILD (<i>joyfully</i>). Yes, yes!</p>
<p>THIRD CHILD (<i>joyfully</i>). Yes, yes!</p>
<p>ALL CHILDREN (<i>clapping their hands</i>). Yes, yes!</p>
<p>CALIPH (<i>softly to Vizier</i>). Let us sit on this bench. I
would know what these children are playing.</p>
<p>[<i>They sit, but are not seen by children.</i>]</p>
<p>FIRST CHILD (<i>taking his seat with great dignity</i>). I
choose to be the Cauzee!</p>
<p>SECOND CHILD (<i>taking his place behind the Cauzee</i>). I
choose to be the Officer!</p>
<p>THIRD CHILD. I choose to be Ali Cogia!</p>
<p>CAUZEE. Who chooses to be the Merchant?</p>
<p>[<i>Long pause; all the Children hang back.</i>]</p>
<p>CAUZEE. Come, Zeyn, you be the Merchant.</p>
<p>ZEYN. Not I! The part does not please me.</p>
<p>OFFICER. Would you spoil everything, Zeyn?</p>
<p>ZEYN. Oh, well, then, I'll be the Merchant this time.</p>
<p>CAUZEE. Officer, bring in the accused and his accuser.</p>
<p>[<i>The Officer presents the Merchant and Ali Cogia before the
Cauzee.</i>]</p>
<p>CAUZEE. Ali Cogia, what charge have you to make against this
Merchant?</p>
<p>ALI COGIA (<i>bowing</i>). Sir, when I journeyed from Bagdad
seven years ago, I left with this Merchant a jar. Now, into this
jar I had put, with some olives, a thousand pieces of gold. When I
opened the jar, I found that it had been entirely filled with
olives; the gold had disappeared. I beseech your honor that I may
not lose so great a sum of money!</p>
<p>CAUZEE. Merchant, what have you to say to this charge?</p>
<p>MERCHANT. I confess that I had the jar in my house, but Ali
Cogia found it exactly as he had left it. Did he ever tell me there
was gold in the jar? No. He now demands that I pay him one thousand
pieces of gold. I wonder that he does not ask me for diamonds and
pearls instead of gold. I will take my oath that what I say is the
truth.</p>
<p>CAUZEE. Not so fast! Before you come to your oath, I should be
glad to see the jar of olives.</p>
<p>(<i>Turning to Ali Cogia.</i>)</p>
<p>Ali Cogia, have you brought the jar?</p>
<p>ALI COGIA. No; I did not think of that.</p>
<p>CAUZEE. Then go and fetch it.</p>
<p>[<i>Ali Cogia goes.</i>]</p>
<p>CAUZEE (<i>to the Merchant</i>). You thought the jar contained
olives all this time?</p>
<p>MERCHANT. Ali Cogia told me it contained olives at the first. I
will take oath that what I say is the truth.</p>
<p>CAUZEE. We are not yet ready for your oath.</p>
<p>[ALI COGIA <i>enters. He pretends to set a jar before the
Cauzee.</i>]</p>
<p>CAUZEE. Ali Cogia, is this jar the same you left with the
Merchant?</p>
<p>ALI COGIA. Sir, it is the same.</p>
<p>CAUZEE. Merchant, do you confess this jar to be the same?</p>
<p>MERCHANT. Sir, it is the same.</p>
<p>CAUZEE. Officer, remove the cover.</p>
<p>(<i>The Officer pretends to remove the cover.</i>)</p>
<p>These are fine olives! Let me taste them.</p>
<p>(<i>Pretending to eat an olive.</i>)</p>
<p>They are excellent! But I cannot think that olives will keep
seven years and be so good. Therefore, Officer, bring in Olive
Merchants, and let me hear what is their opinion.</p>
<p>OFFICER (<i>announcing</i>). Forward, two Olive Merchants!</p>
<p>[<i>Two</i> BOYS <i>present themselves</i>].</p>
<p>CAUZEE. Are you Olive Merchants?</p>
<p>BOYS (<i>bowing</i>). Sir, we are.</p>
<p>CAUZEE. Tell me how long olives will keep.</p>
<p>FIRST OLIVE MERCHANT. Let us take what care we can, they will
hardly be worth anything the third year.</p>
<p>SECOND OLIVE MERCHANT. It is true, for then they will have
neither taste nor color.</p>
<p>CAUZEE. If it be so, look into that jar and tell me how long it
is since those olives were put into it.</p>
<p>[<i>Both Merchants pretend to examine and taste the
olives.</i>]</p>
<p>FIRST OLIVE MERCHANT. These olives are new and good.</p>
<p>CAUZEE. You are mistaken. Ali Cogia says he put them into the
jar seven years ago.</p>
<p>SECOND OLIVE MERCHANT. Sir, they are of this year's growth.
There is not a merchant in Bagdad that will not say the same.</p>
<p>CAUZEE. Merchant, you stand accused. You must return the
thousand pieces of gold to Ali Cogia.</p>
<p>MERCHANT. Sir, I protest—</p>
<p>CAUZEE (<i>interrupting</i>). Be silent! You are a rogue. Take
him to prison, Officer.</p>
<p>[<i>All the children seize the Merchant and run from the court,
laughing and shouting.</i>]</p>
<p>CALIPH (<i>rising</i>). I know now what will be a just trial. I
have learned it from the child Cauzee. Do you think I could give a
better sentence?</p>
<p>VIZIER. I think not, if the case be as these children played
it.</p>
<p>CALIPH. Take care to bid Ali Cogia bring his jar of olives
to-morrow. And let two olive merchants attend.</p>
<p>VIZIER. It shall be done, O Commander of true Believers!</p>
<p>CALIPH. If the olives be indeed fresh, then the merchant will
receive his punishment and Ali Cogia his thousand pieces of
gold.</p>
<p>(<i>Starting off; stopping.</i>)</p>
<p>Take notice of this street, and to-morrow present the boy Cauzee
with a purse of gold. Tell him it is a token of my admiration of
his wisdom and justice.</p>
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