<h2><SPAN name="III_QUEER_WAYS_OF_BRER_RABBIT" id="III_QUEER_WAYS_OF_BRER_RABBIT"></SPAN>III. QUEER WAYS OF BR'ER RABBIT.</h2>
<p><span class="dropcap041"><span class="dropcap">B</span></span>r'er Rabbit is a funny fellow. No
wonder that Uncle Remus makes him
the hero of so many adventures! Uncle
Remus had watched him, no doubt, on
some moonlight night when he gathered
his boon companions together for a frolic. In the
heart of the woods it was, in a little opening where
the moonlight came streaming in through the pines,
making soft gray shadows for hide-and-seek, and
where no prowling fox ever dreamed of looking.</p>
<p>With most of us, I fear, the acquaintance with
Bunny is too limited for us to appreciate his frolicsome
ways and his happy, fun-loving disposition.
The tame things which we sometimes see about
country yards are often stupid, like a playful kitten
spoiled by too much handling; and the flying glimpse
we sometimes get of a bundle of brown fur, scurrying
helter-skelter through and over the huckleberry
bushes, generally leaves us staring in astonishment
at the swaying leaves where it disappeared, and
wondering curiously what it was all about. It was<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</SPAN></span>
only a brown rabbit that you almost stepped upon
in your autumn walk through the woods.</p>
<p>Look under the crimson sumach yonder, there
in the bit of brown grass, with the purple asters
hanging over, and you will find his form, where
he has been sitting all the morning and where he
watched you all the way up the hill. But you need
not follow; you will not find him again. He never
runs straight; the swaying leaves there where he disappeared
mark the beginning of his turn, whether to
right or left you will never know. Now he has come
around his circle and is near you again—watching
you this minute, out of his bit of brown grass. As
you move slowly away in the direction he took, peering
here and there among the bushes, Bunny behind
you sits up straight in his old form again, with his
little paws held very prim, his long ears pointed
after you, and his deep brown eyes shining like the
waters of a hidden spring among the asters. And he
chuckles to himself, and thinks how he fooled you
that time, sure.</p>
<p>To see Br'er Rabbit at his best, that is, at his
own playful comical self, one must turn hunter, and
learn how to sit still, and be patient. Only you
must not hunt in the usual way; not by day, for then
Bunny is stowed away in his form on the sunny slope
of a southern hillside, where one's eyes will never<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</SPAN></span>
find him; not with gun and dog, for then the keen
interest and quick sympathy needed to appreciate
any phase of animal life gives place to the coarser
excitement of the hunt; and not by going about after
Bunny, for your heavy footsteps and the rustle of
leaves will only send him scurrying away into safer
solitudes. Find where he loves to meet with his
fellows, in quiet little openings in the woods. There
is no mistaking his playground when once you have
found it. Go there by moonlight and, sitting still in
the shadow, let your game find you, or pass by without
suspicion; for this is the best way to hunt, whether
one is after game or only a better knowledge of the
ways of bird and beast.</p>
<p>The very best spot I ever found for watching
Bunny's ways was on the shore of a lonely lake in the
heart of a New Brunswick forest. I hardly think that
he was any different there, for I have seen some of his
pranks repeated within sight of a busy New England
town; but he was certainly more natural. He had
never seen a man before, and he was as curious about
it as a blue jay. No dog's voice had ever wakened
the echoes within fifty miles; but every sound of the
wilderness he seemed to know a thousand times better
than I. The snapping of the smallest stick under
the stealthy tread of fox or wildcat would send him
scurrying out of sight in wild alarm; yet I watched a<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_44" id="Page_44">[Pg 44]</SPAN></span>
dozen of them at play one night when a frightened
moose went crashing through the underbrush and
plunged into the lake near by, and they did not seem
to mind it in the least.</p>
<p>The spot referred to was the only camping ground
on the lake; so Simmo, my Indian guide, assured
me; and he knew very well. I discovered afterward
that it was the only cleared bit of land for miles
around; and this the rabbits knew very well. Right
in the midst of their best playground I pitched
my tent, while Simmo built his lean-to near by, in
another little opening. We were tired that night,
after a long day's paddle in the sunshine on the river.
The after-supper chat before the camp fire—generally
the most delightful bit of the whole day, and
prolonged as far as possible—was short and sleepy;
and we left the lonely woods to the bats and owls
and creeping things, and turned in for the night.</p>
<p>I was just asleep when I was startled by a loud
thump twice repeated, as if a man stamped on the
ground, or, as I thought at the time, just like the
thump a bear gives an old log with his paw, to see if
it is hollow and contains any insects. I was wide
awake in a moment, sitting up straight to listen. A
few minutes passed by in intense stillness; then,
<i>thump! thump! thump!</i> just outside the tent among
the ferns.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_45" id="Page_45">[Pg 45]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>I crept slowly out; but beyond a slight rustle as
my head appeared outside the tent I heard nothing,
though I waited several minutes and searched about
among the underbrush. But no sooner was I back
in the tent and quiet than there it was again, and
repeated three or four times, now here, now there,
within the next ten minutes. I crept out again, with
no better success than before.</p>
<p>This time, however, I would find out about that
mysterious noise before going back. It isn't so
pleasant to go to sleep until one knows what things
are prowling about, especially things that make a
noise like that. A new moon was shining down
into the little clearing, giving hardly enough light
to make out the outlines of the great evergreens.
Down among the ferns things were all black and uniform.
For ten minutes I stood there in the shadow
of a big spruce and waited. Then the silence was
broken by a sudden heavy thump in the bushes just
behind me. I was startled, and wheeled on the
instant; as I did so, some small animal scurried
away into the underbrush.</p>
<p>For a moment I was puzzled. Then it flashed
upon me that I was camped upon the rabbits' playground.
With the thought came a strong suspicion
that Bunny was fooling me.</p>
<p>Going back to the fire, I raked the coals together<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_46" id="Page_46">[Pg 46]</SPAN></span>
and threw on some fresh fuel. Next I fastened a
large piece of birch bark on two split sticks behind
the fireplace; then I sat down on an old log to wait.
The rude reflector did very well as the fire burned up.
Out in front the fern tops were dimly lighted to the
edge of the clearing. As I watched, a dark form shot
suddenly above the ferns and dropped back again.
Three heavy thumps followed; then the form shot up
and down once more. This time there was no mistake.
In the firelight I saw plainly the dangle of
Br'er Rabbit's long legs, and the flap of his big ears,
and the quick flash of his dark eyes in the reflected
light,—got an instantaneous photograph of him, as
it were, at the top of his comical jump.</p>
<p>I sat there nearly an hour before the why and the
how of the little joker's actions became quite clear.
This is what happens in such a case. Bunny comes
down from the ridge for his nightly frolic in the little
clearing. While still in the ferns the big white
object, standing motionless in the middle of his playground,
catches his attention; and very much surprised,
and very much frightened, but still very
curious, he crouches down close to wait and listen.
But the strange thing does not move nor see him. To
get a better view he leaps up high above the ferns
two or three times. Still the big thing remains quite
still and harmless. "Now," thinks Bunny, "I'll<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_47" id="Page_47">[Pg 47]</SPAN></span>
frighten him, and find out what he is." Leaping
high he strikes the ground sharply two or three
times with his padded hind foot; then jumps up
quickly again to see the effect of his scare. Once
he succeeded very well, when he crept up close
behind me, so close that he didn't have to spring up
to see the effect. I fancy him chuckling to himself
as he scurried off after my sudden start.</p>
<p>That was the first time that I ever heard Bunny's
challenge. It impressed me at the time as one of his
most curious pranks; the sound was so big and
heavy for such a little fellow. Since then I have
heard it frequently; and now sometimes when I
stand at night in the forest and hear a sudden heavy
thump in the underbrush, as if a big moose were
striking the ground and shaking his antlers at me,
it doesn't startle me in the least. It is only Br'er
Rabbit trying to frighten me.</p>
<p>The next night Bunny played us another trick.
Before Simmo went to sleep he always took off his
blue overalls and put them under his head for a
pillow. That was only one of Simmo's queer ways.
While he was asleep the rabbits came into his little
<i>commoosie</i>, dragged the overalls out from under his
head, and nibbled them full of holes. Not content
with this, they played with them all night; pulled
them around the clearing, as threads here and there<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_48" id="Page_48">[Pg 48]</SPAN></span>
plainly showed; then dragged them away into the
underbrush and left them.</p>
<p>Simmo's wrath when he at last found the precious
garments was comical to behold; when he wore
them with their new polka-dot pattern, it was still
more comical. Why the rabbits did it I could never
quite make out. The overalls were very dirty, very
much stained with everything from a clean trout to
tobacco crumbs; and, as there was nothing about
them for a rabbit to eat, we concluded that it was
just one of Br'er Rabbit's pranks. That night Simmo,
to avenge his overalls, set a deadfall supported by a
piece of cord, which he had soaked in molasses and
salt. Which meant that Bunny would nibble the cord
for the salt that was in it, and bring the log down
hard on his own back. So I had to spring it, while
Simmo slept, to save the little fellow's life and learn
more about him.</p>
<p>Up on the ridge above our tent was a third tiny
clearing, where some trappers had once made their
winter camp. It was there that I watched the rabbits
one moonlight night from my seat on an old log, just
within the shadow at the edge of the opening. The
first arrival came in with a rush. There was a sudden
scurry behind me, and over the log he came with a
flying leap that landed him on the smooth bit of
ground in the middle, where he whirled around and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[Pg 49]</SPAN></span>
around with grotesque jumps, like a kitten after its
tail. Only Br'er Rabbit's tail was too short for him
ever to catch it; he seemed rather to be trying to get a
good look at it. Then he went off helter-skelter in
a headlong rush through the ferns. Before I knew
what had become of him, over the log he came again
in a marvelous jump, and went tearing around the
clearing like a circus horse, varying his performance
now by a high leap, now by two or three awkward
hops on his hind legs, like a dancing bear. It was
immensely entertaining.</p>
<p>The third time around he discovered me in the
midst of one of his antics. He was so surprised that
he fell down. In a second he was up again, sitting
up very straight on his haunches just in front of me,
paws crossed, ears erect, eyes shining in fear and
curiosity. "Who are you?" he was saying, as plainly
as ever rabbit said it. Without moving a muscle I
tried to tell him, and also that he need not be afraid.
Perhaps he began to understand, for he turned his
head on one side, just as a dog does when you talk to
him. But he wasn't quite satisfied. "I'll try my
scare on him," he thought; and <i>thump! thump!
thump!</i> sounded his padded hind foot on the soft
ground. It almost made me start again, it sounded
so big in the dead stillness. This last test quite convinced
him that I was harmless, and, after a moment's<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_50" id="Page_50">[Pg 50]</SPAN></span>
watching, away he went in some astonishing jumps
into the forest.</p>
<p>A few minutes passed by in quiet waiting before
he was back again, this time with two or three companions.
I have no doubt that he had been watching
me all the time, for I heard his challenge in the brush
just behind my log. The fun now began to grow
lively. Around and around they went, here, there,
everywhere,—the woods seemed full of rabbits, they
scurried around so. Every few minutes the number
increased, as some new arrival came flying in and
gyrated around like a brown fur pinwheel. They
leaped over everything in the clearing; they leaped
over each other as if playing leap-frog; they vied
with each other in the high jump. Sometimes they
gathered together in the middle of the open space
and crept about close to the ground, in and out and
roundabout, like a game of fox and geese. Then
they rose on their hind legs and hopped slowly
about in all the dignity of a minuet. Right in the
midst of the solemn affair some mischievous fellow
gave a squeak and a big jump; and away they all
went hurry-skurry, for all the world like a lot of boys
turned loose for recess. In a minute they were
back again, quiet and sedate, and solemn as bull-frogs.
Were they chasing and chastising the mischief-maker,
or was it only the overflow of abundant<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[Pg 51]</SPAN></span>
spirits as the top of a kettle blows off when the
pressure below becomes resistless?</p>
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<p>Many of the rabbits saw me, I am sure, for they
sometimes gave a high jump over my foot; and one
came close up beside it, and sat up straight with his
head on one side, to look me over. Perhaps it was
the first comer, for he did not try his scare again.
Like most wild creatures, they have very little fear
of an object that remains motionless at their first
approach and challenge.</p>
<p>Once there was a curious performance over across
the clearing. I could not see it very plainly, but it
looked very much like a boxing match. A queer
sound, <i>put-a-put-a-put-a-put</i>, first drew my attention
to it. Two rabbits were at the edge of the ferns,
standing up on their hind legs, face to face, and
apparently cuffing each other soundly, while they
hopped slowly around and around in a circle. I
could not see the blows but only the boxing attitude,
and hear the sounds as they landed on each other's
ribs. The other rabbits did not seem to mind it, as
they would have done had it been a fight, but stopped
occasionally to watch the two, and then went on
with their fun-making. Since then I have read of
tame hares that did the same thing, but I have never
seen it.</p>
<p>At another time the rabbits were gathered together<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_52" id="Page_52">[Pg 52]</SPAN></span>
in the very midst of some quiet fun, when they leaped
aside suddenly and disappeared among the ferns as if
by magic. The next instant a dark shadow swept
across the opening, almost into my face, and wheeled
out of sight among the evergreens. It was Kookoo-skoos,
the big brown owl, coursing the woods on his
nightly hunt after the very rabbits that were crouched
motionless beneath him as he passed. But how did
they learn, all at once, of the coming of an enemy
whose march is noiseless as the sweep of a shadow?
And did they all hide so well that he never suspected
that they were about, or did he see the ferns wave
as the last one disappeared, but was afraid to come
back after seeing me? Perhaps Br'er Rabbit was
well repaid that time for his confidence.</p>
<p>They soon came back again, as I think they would
not have done had it been a natural opening. Had
it been one of Nature's own sunny spots, the owl
would have swept back and forth across it; for he
knows the rabbits' ways as well as they know his.
But hawks and owls avoid a spot like this, that men
have cleared. If they cross it once in search of prey,
they seldom return. Wherever man camps, he leaves
something of himself behind; and the fierce birds
and beasts of the woods fear it, and shun it. It
is only the innocent things, singing birds, and fun-loving
rabbits, and harmless little wood-mice—shy,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[Pg 53]</SPAN></span>
defenseless creatures all—that take possession of
man's abandoned quarters, and enjoy his protection.
Bunny knows this, I think; and so there is no other
place in the woods that he loves so well as an old
camping ground.</p>
<p>The play was soon over; for it is only in the early
part of the evening, when Br'er Rabbit first comes
out after sitting still in his form all day, that he gives
himself up to fun, like a boy out of school. If one
may judge, however, from the looks of Simmo's overalls,
and from the number of times he woke me by
scurrying around my tent, I suspect that he is never
too serious and never too busy for a joke. It is a
way he has of brightening the more sober times of
getting his own living, and keeping a sharp lookout
for cats and owls and prowling foxes.</p>
<p>Gradually the playground was deserted, as the
rabbits slipped off one by one to hunt their supper.
Now and then there was a scamper among the underbrush,
and a high jump or two, with which some
playful bunny enlivened his search for tender twigs;
and at times one, more curious than the rest, came
hopping along to sit erect a moment before the old
log, and look to see if the strange animal were still
there. But soon the old log was vacant too. Out
in the swamp a disappointed owl sat on his lonely
stub that lightning had blasted, and hooted that he<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[Pg 54]</SPAN></span>
was hungry. The moon looked down into the little
clearing with its waving ferns and soft gray shadows,
and saw nothing there to suggest that it was the
rabbits' nursery.</p>
<p>Down at the camp a new surprise was awaiting me.
Br'er Rabbit was under the tent fly, tugging away at
the salt bag which I had left there carelessly after
curing a bearskin. While he was absorbed in getting
it out from under the rubber blanket, I crept up
on hands and knees, and stroked him once from ears
to tail. He jumped straight up with a startled squeak,
whirled in the air, and came down facing me. So
we remained for a full moment, our faces scarcely two
feet apart, looking into each other's eyes. Then he
thumped the earth soundly with his left hind foot, to
show that he was not afraid, and scurried under the
fly and through the brakes in a half circle to a bush
at my heels, where he sat up straight in the shadow
to watch me.</p>
<p>But I had seen enough for one night. I left a
generous pinch of salt where he could find it easily,
and crept in to sleep, leaving him to his own ample
devices.</p>
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