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<h2 style='padding-right: 200px;'>THE MEASURING WORM'S JOKE</h2>
<p style='padding-right: 200px;'>One day there crawled
over the meadow fence a
jolly young Measuring
Worm. He came from a
bush by the roadside, and
although he was still a
young Worm he had
kept his eyes open and
had a very good idea how
things go in this world.
"Now," thought he, as
he rested on the top rail
of the fence, "I shall
meet some new friends.
I do hope they will be<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_82" id="Page_82">82</SPAN></span>
pleasant. I will look about me and see if
anyone is in sight." So he raised his
head high in the air and, sure enough,
there were seven Caterpillars of different
kinds on a tall clump of weeds near by.</p>
<p style='padding-right: 200px;'>The Measuring Worm hurried over to
where they were, and making his best
bow said: "I have just come from the
roadside and think I shall live in the
meadow. May I feed with you?"</p>
<p style='padding-right: 200px;'>The Caterpillars were all glad to have
him, and he joined their party. He
asked many questions about the meadow,
and the people who lived there, and the
best place to find food. The Caterpillars
said, "Oh, the meadow is a good place,
and the people are nice enough, but they
are not at all fashionable—not at all."</p>
<p>"Why," said the Measuring Worm, "if
you have nice people and a pleasant place
in which to live, I don't see what more
you need."</p>
<p>"That is all very well," said a black and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_83" id="Page_83">83</SPAN></span>
yellow Caterpillar, "but what we want
is fashionable society. The meadow people
always do things in the same way,
and one gets so tired of that. Now can
you not tell us something different, something
that Worms do in the great world
from which you come?"</p>
<p>Just at this minute the Measuring
Worm had a funny idea, and he wondered
if the Caterpillars would be foolish enough
to copy him. He thought it would be a
good joke if they did, so he said very soberly,
"I notice that when you walk you keep
your body quite close to the ground. I
have seen many Worms do the same
thing, and it is all right if they wish to,
but none of my family ever do so. Did
you notice how I walk?"</p>
<p>"Yes, yes," cried the Caterpillars, "show
us again."</p>
<p>So the Measuring Worm walked back
and forth for them, arching his body as
high as he could, and stopping every little<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_84" id="Page_84">84</SPAN></span>
while to raise his head and look haughtily
around.</p>
<p>"What grace!" exclaimed the Caterpillars.
"What grace, and what style!"
and one black and brown one tried to walk
in the same way.</p>
<p>The Measuring Worm wanted to laugh
to see how awkward the black and brown
Caterpillar was, but he did not even smile,
and soon every one of the Caterpillars
was trying the same thing, and saying
"Look at me. Don't I do well?" or,
"How was that?"</p>
<p>You can just imagine how those seven
Caterpillars looked when trying to walk
like the Measuring Worm. Every few
minutes one of them would tumble over,
and they all got warm and tired. At last
they thought they had learned it very well,
and took a long rest, in which they planned
to take a long walk and show the other
meadow people the fashion they had received
from the outside world.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_85" id="Page_85">85</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"We will walk in a line," they said, "as
far as we can, and let them all see us.
Ah, it will be a great day for the meadow
when we begin to set the fashions!"</p>
<p>The mischievous young Measuring
Worm said not a word, and off they
started. The big black and yellow Caterpillar
went first, the black and brown one
next, and so on down to the smallest one at
the end of the line, all arching their bodies
as high as they could. All the meadow
people stared at them, calling each other
to come and look, and whenever the
Caterpillars reached a place where there
were many watching them, they would all
raise their heads and look around exactly
as the Measuring Worm had done. When
they got back to their clump of bushes,
they had the most dreadful backaches, but
they said to each other, "Well, we have
been fashionable for once."</p>
<p>And, at the same time, out in the
grass, the meadow people were saying,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_86" id="Page_86">86</SPAN></span>
"Did you ever see anything so ridiculous
in your life?" All of which goes
to show how very silly people sometimes
are when they think too much of
being fashionable.</p>
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