<h2>THE QUICK-TEMPERED TURKEY GOBBLER</h2>
<p>There was only one Gobbler on the farm, and he was so used to having his
own way that he never tried to make the best of it when he couldn't, and
sometimes he became exceedingly cross. He was bigger than the Cocks, the
Hens, the Geese, and the Ducks, so when they were in his way and he
gobbled a gruff "Move along," they murmured "Oh, certainly," and
scampered away as fast as their legs would carry them. The Peacock was
larger than the Turkey Gobbler, it is true, but as long as he could sit
on a fence in the sunshine and have somebody admiring his train, he did
not care anything about the Gobbler, and they did not get in each
other's way.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_187" id="Page_187">[Pg 187]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>There were seven Hen Turkeys, timid, sweet-tempered people, who were
fond of walking. They had never been known to answer back when the
Gobbler scolded them, although at times he was very unreasonable. This
was polite of them, but it made the Gobbler more careless than ever of
the way in which he spoke. The Black Spanish Hen said it made her
wattles tingle to hear him find fault with them. She wouldn't have stood
it—no, indeed!</p>
<p>When the Black Spanish Cock heard her say so, he shook his feathers and
smiled a queer little smile, and said, "I certainly know that she would
not." The other fowls looked at each other, and the Shanghai Cock winked
his round little eyes at the Dorking Hen, and she had to oil a feather
on the under side of her wing just then, so, of course, nobody saw her
laugh—if she did laugh.</p>
<p>The Black Spanish fowls were kind-<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_188" id="Page_188">[Pg 188]</SPAN></span>hearted and honest, and had fine
manners, but they would not stand it to be spoken to hastily by any one
who was not very much bigger than they, and it was said that the Cock
had once—only once—but then, perhaps it would be just as well not to
tell what the other fowls had heard about their family quarrel, for,
after all, it did not come very straight, the Pigs having told the
Geese, and the Geese telling the Ducks, and the Ducks just mentioning it
to the Peacock, and the Peacock having spoken of it to the Dorking Hen.</p>
<p>It was now late in the fall, and all the Turkeys went walking together
again. One would think that, after being separated from the rest all
summer and part of the spring, the Gobbler would have been very polite
when he joined them, but no; he was more quick-tempered than ever. He
was not fond of young Turkeys, and their constant chattering annoyed
him. "Can't you find some way to keep<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_189" id="Page_189">[Pg 189]</SPAN></span> those children quiet?" he would
say, and made such a fuss that the Hen Turkeys called them aside and
tried to amuse them for a while.</p>
<p>Hen Turkeys are most loving mothers, and in the early spring first one
and then another had stolen away to lay and hatch her eggs. If a Hen
Turkey wanted a chance to lay an egg at this season, she watched the
Gobbler and left the flock when his back was turned. As she came near
her nest, she would stop and look around to make sure he did not see
where it was. She knew that the Gobbler did not like to have her raise
young Turkeys, and that if he could find the nest, he would break every
egg in it. After she had laid her egg, she would wander back in a
careless way, quite as though she had only been to the watering-trough
for a drink.</p>
<p>Once the Hen Turkeys had talked about this when the Gobbler could not<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_190" id="Page_190">[Pg 190]</SPAN></span>
hear. "It doesn't seem right not to tell him," the youngest had said.</p>
<p>"Well, my dear," said another, "it is the only way we can do, if we want
to save our eggs and raise our children. Gobblers always act in that
way."</p>
<p>"Are you sure?" said the young Hen Turkey.</p>
<p>"Sure!" was the answer. "You wouldn't be here to-day if your mother
hadn't done as we do."</p>
<p>So the youngest Hen Turkey had changed her mind and hidden her eggs like
the rest, for, in spite of aching legs and all that is hard in hatching
eggs, Hen Turkeys always want to raise broods in the springtime. When
one of them had laid as many eggs as she wanted to hatch, she began
sitting on them, and would not walk with the flock at all. One by one
the Hen Turkeys had done this until the Gobbler was left quite alone. He
did not like it at all, and wanted more than ever<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_191" id="Page_191">[Pg 191]</SPAN></span> to find and break the
eggs. When the Turkey Chicks were hatched, their mothers kept them out
of the Gobbler's way, because, you know, he did not like small children
and it was better that they should not meet.</p>
<p>The Hen Turkeys were very sorry for him, and often wished that he might
watch with them the growth of their piping darlings, to see the tiny
feathers push their way through the down and broaden and lengthen until
there was no down to be seen—only feathers. It was too bad; yet that
was the way in all Turkey families, and the Gobblers couldn't help
disliking the children any more than the Hen Turkeys could help wanting
to sit in the springtime.</p>
<p>By another year the Gobbler would love the young Turkeys dearly. Even
now he did not try to strike them, as he might have done a while before.
They were afraid of him, yet down in their hearts the brothers all
thought that when they were<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_192" id="Page_192">[Pg 192]</SPAN></span> grown up they wanted to be just like him
and strut around with their wings trailing, their tails spread, their
necks drawn back, and their feathers ruffled. Then, they thought, when
other people came near them, they would puff and gobble and cry, "Get
out of my way!" They tried it once in a while to see how it would seem,
but they were still slender and their voices were not yet deep enough.
The sisters laughed at them when they did this, and that made them feel
very uncomfortable. The long, limp red wattles that grew out between
their eyes became redder and redder as they swung to and fro under their
short, thick bills.</p>
<p>"Just wait," said one young fellow to another. "Just you wait until I am
really grown up and strut before your sister next spring. I don't think
she will laugh at me then." And he comforted himself by eating fully
twice as much grain as he should have done.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_193" id="Page_193">[Pg 193]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>The farmer's little girl came into the farmyard, and all the fowls
stopped eating to look at her. She was so young that she had never
before been out there alone. Her father had brought her in his arms, and
she had laughed with delight and clapped her little hands when the
farmyard people passed by her. Now she had slipped out of the house and
stood in the sunshine smiling at every one. She came without a cap, and
the wind blew her soft yellow curls around her rosy face. It fluttered
her red dress, too, and the Gobbler saw it and became exceedingly angry.</p>
<p>"Red-red-red!" he cried. "Why in the world did she wear red? I hate it!"
He stalked toward her in his most disagreeable way, and you could tell
by the stiff brushing of his wing-tips on the ground that he was very
angry. "Get away from here!" he cried. "This is my home and little girls
can't wear red dresses when they visit me. Pffff! Get away!"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_194" id="Page_194">[Pg 194]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>The little girl turned to run as the big Gobbler came puffing toward
her. In her fright she stumbled and fell, and he hurried forward to
strike her. The Black Spanish Cock began to ruffle his neck feathers and
stretch his head forward. He did not mean to have their visitor treated
so. He ran between the Gobbler's feet and they tumbled over together.
The little girl picked herself up and hurried into the house.</p>
<p>If the Gobbler was angry before, he was much more so after his fall.
"What do you mean, sir," he said, "by tripping me?"</p>
<p>"And what do you mean," said the Black Spanish Cock, "by knocking me
over?"</p>
<p>"Pffff! You were under my feet."</p>
<p>"Erruuuu! You were over my head."</p>
<p>Now nobody had dared to disagree with the Gobbler in so long that he did
not know what to make of it, and when <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_195" id="Page_195">[Pg 195]</SPAN></span>the Shanghai Cock strolled over
to help his friend, the Gobbler was fairly sputtering with rage. "Ah,
Gobbler," said the Shanghai, "wonder what has become of the little girl?
It was nice of her to come out here, and I wish she had stayed longer."</p>
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<p>"I told her to get away," was the answer. "She had on a red dress. I
chased her. I always have chased anybody who wore red, and I always
shall. It's my way."</p>
<p>"Is it your way, too, to be cross whenever you feel like it?"</p>
<p>"Of course. I wouldn't be cross when I didn't feel like it," answered
the Gobbler.</p>
<p>"Some of us are not cross when we do feel like it," said the Dorking
Cock. "I am always happier for keeping my temper when I can."</p>
<p>"Pffff!" said the Gobbler. "That is not my way. I say right out what I
think,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_196" id="Page_196">[Pg 196]</SPAN></span> and then I am all right again and forget all about it."</p>
<p>"Humph!" said the Bantam Hen. "I wonder if the other people forget as
soon? It would do him more good to remember it and feel sorry. He needs
a lesson." Then she stalked up to him, looking as brave as you please,
although she was really quite frightened. "I never noticed it before,"
she cackled, "but the tuft of hairy feathers on your breast is
dreadfully ragged. And what very ugly looking feet you have! If I were
going to have any webs between my toes I should want good big ones like
those of the Ducks and Geese, not snippy little halfway webs like yours.
I hope you don't mind my speaking of it. I always say what I think. It's
just my way, and I never remember it afterward." She gave a graceful
flutter and a queer little squawk, and was off before the Gobbler got
over his surprise.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_197" id="Page_197">[Pg 197]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>Fowls do enjoy a joke, and now the Dorking Cock took his turn. "I've
always wanted to know how you spread your tail in that fashion. It's a
good time to see." He walked up beside the Gobbler and pecked and pulled
until three feathers lay on the ground. "Ah," said the Dorking Cock, "I
see I loosened some of your tail feathers. I hope you don't mind. It is
just my way, when I want to know about anything, to find out as soon as
I can."</p>
<p>And so one fowl after another teased and troubled the Gobbler, and
explained afterward that "it was just their way." Then they laughed at
him and ran off.</p>
<p>It would be nice if one could say that the Gobbler never again lost his
temper, but he did, a great many times, for he should have begun to
master it when he was a Chick. But one can tell truly that he never
again excused his crossness by saying that "it was only his way." The<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_198" id="Page_198">[Pg 198]</SPAN></span>
youngest Duckling in the poultry-yard had always known that this was no
excuse at all, and that if people have disagreeable habits which make
others unhappy, it is something of which they should be much ashamed.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_199" id="Page_199">[Pg 199]</SPAN></span></p>
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