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<h2> CHAPTER II </h2>
<h3> THE EAVESDROPPER </h3>
<p>It is one of the canons of correct conduct, scrupulously
adhered to (when convenient) by all well-bred persons,
that an acquaintance should be initiated by a proper
introduction. To this salutary rule, which I have disregarded
to the extent of an entire chapter, I now
hasten to conform; and the more so inasmuch as nearly
two years have passed since my first informal appearance.</p>
<p>Permit me, then, to introduce Paul Berkeley, M.B.,
etc., recently—very recently—qualified, faultlessly attired
in the professional frock-coat and tall hat, and,
at the moment of introduction, navigating with anxious
care a perilous strait between a row of well-filled coal-sacks
and a colossal tray piled high with kidney potatoes.</p>
<p>The passage of this strait landed me on the terra
firma of Fleur-de-Lys Court, where I halted for a moment
to consult my visiting list. There was only one
more patient for me to see this morning, and he lived at
49 Nevill's Court, wherever that might be. I turned
for information to the presiding deity of the coal shop.</p>
<p>"Can you direct me, Mrs. Jablett, to Nevill's
Court?"</p>
<p>She could and she did, grasping me confidentially by
the arm (the mark remained on my sleeve for weeks)
and pointing a shaking forefinger at the dead wall
ahead. "Nevill's Court," said Mrs. Jablett, "is a
alley, and you goes into it through a archway. It
turns out of Fetter Lane on the right 'and as you goes
up, oppersight Bream's Buildings."</p>
<p>I thanked Mrs. Jablett and went on my way, glad
that the morning round was nearly finished, and vaguely
conscious of a growing appetite and of a desire to wash
in hot water.</p>
<p>The practice which I was conducting was not my
own. It belonged to poor Dick Barnard, an old St.
Margaret's man of irrepressible spirits and indifferent
physique, who had started only the day before for a
trip down the Mediterranean on board a tramp engaged
in the currant trade; and this, my second morning's
round, was in some sort a voyage of geographical discovery.</p>
<p>I walked on briskly up Fetter Lane until a narrow,
arched opening, bearing the superscription "Nevill's
Court," arrested my steps, and here I turned to encounter
one of those surprises that lie in wait for the
wanderer in London byways. Expecting to find the
grey squalor of the ordinary London court, I looked
out from under the shadow of the arch past a row of
decent little shops through a vista full of light and
colour—a vista of ancient, warm-toned roofs and walls
relieved by sunlit foliage. In the heart of London a
tree is always a delightful surprise; but here were not
only trees, but bushes and even flowers. The narrow
footway was bordered by little gardens, which, with
their wooden palings and well-kept shrubs, gave to the
place an air of quaint and sober rusticity; and even
as I entered a bevy of work-girls, with gaily-coloured
blouses and hair aflame in the sunlight, brightened up
the quiet background like the wild flowers that spangle
a summer hedgerow.</p>
<p>In one of the gardens I noticed that the little paths
were paved with what looked like circular tiles, but
which, on inspection, I found to be old-fashioned stone
ink-bottles, buried bottom upwards; and I was meditating
upon the quaint conceit of the forgotten scrivener
who had thus adorned his habitation—a law-writer
perhaps, or an author, or perchance even a poet—when
I perceived the number that I was seeking inscribed
on a shabby door in a high wall. There was no bell
or knocker, so, lifting the latch, I pushed the door
open and entered.</p>
<p>But if the court itself had been a surprise, this was a
positive wonder, a dream. Here, within earshot of the
rumble of Fleet Street, I was in an old-fashioned garden
enclosed by high walls and, now that the gate was
shut, cut off from all sight and knowledge of the urban
world that seethed without. I stood and gazed in delighted
astonishment. Sun-gilded trees and flower-beds
gay with blossom; lupins, snap-dragons, nasturtiums,
spiry foxgloves, and mighty hollyhocks formed the
foreground; over which a pair of sulphur-tinted butterflies
flitted, unmindful of a buxom and miraculously
clean white cat which pursued them, dancing across
the borders and clapping her snowy paws fruitlessly
in mid-air. And the background was no less wonderful:
a grand old house, dark-eaved and venerable, that
must have looked down on this garden when ruffled
dandies were borne in sedan chairs through the court,
and gentle Izaak Walton, stealing forth from his shop
in Fleet Street, strolled up Fetter Lane to "go a-angling"
at Temple Mills.</p>
<p>So overpowered was I by this unexpected vision that
my hand was on the bottom knob of a row of bell-pulls
before I recollected myself; and it was not until a
most infernal jangling from within recalled me to my
business that I observed underneath it a small brass
plate inscribed "Miss Oman."</p>
<p>The door opened with some suddenness, and a short,
middle-aged woman surveyed me hungrily.</p>
<p>"Have I rung the wrong bell?" I asked—foolishly
enough, I must admit.</p>
<p>"How can I tell?" she demanded. "I expect you
have. It's the sort of thing a man would do—ring the
wrong bell and then say he's sorry."</p>
<p>"I didn't go as far as that," I retorted. "It seems
to have had the desired effect, and I've made your
acquaintance into the bargain."</p>
<p>"Whom do you want to see?" she asked.</p>
<p>"Mr. Bellingham."</p>
<p>"Are you the doctor?"</p>
<p>"I am <i>a</i> doctor."</p>
<p>"Follow me upstairs," said Miss Oman, "and don't
tread on the paint."</p>
<p>I crossed the spacious hall, and, preceded by my
conductress, ascended a noble oak staircase, treading
carefully on a ribbon of matting that ran up the middle.
On the first-floor landing Miss Oman opened a door
and, pointing to the room, said: "Go in there and
wait; I'll tell her you're here."</p>
<p>"I said <i>Mr</i>. Bellingham—" I began; but the door
slammed on me, and Miss Oman's footsteps retreated
rapidly down the stairs.</p>
<p>It was at once obvious to me that I was in a very
awkward position. The room into which I had been
shown communicated with another, and though the
door of communication was shut, I was unpleasantly
aware of a conversation that was taking place in the
adjoining room. At first, indeed, only a vague mutter,
with a few disjointed phrases, came through the door,
but suddenly an angry voice rang out clear and painfully
distinct:</p>
<p>"Yes, I did! And I say it again. Bribery! Collusion!
That's what it amounts to. You want to square
me!"</p>
<p>"Nothing of the kind, Godfrey," was the reply in a
lower tone; but at this point I coughed emphatically
and moved a chair, and the voices subsided once more
into an indistinct murmur.</p>
<p>To distract my attention from my unseen neighbours
I glanced curiously about the room and speculated
upon the personalities of its occupants. A very curious
room it was, with its pathetic suggestion of decayed
splendour and old-world dignity: a room full of interest
and character and of contrasts and perplexing
contradictions. For the most part it spoke of unmistakable
though decent poverty. It was nearly bare of
furniture, and what little there was was of the cheapest—a
small kitchen table and three Windsor chairs (two
of them with arms); a threadbare string carpet on the
floor, and a cheap cotton cloth on the table; these,
with a set of bookshelves, frankly constructed of
grocer's boxes, formed the entire suite. And yet,
despite its poverty, the place exhaled an air of homely
if rather ascetic comfort, and the taste was irreproachable.
The quiet russet of the tablecloth struck a pleasant
harmony with the subdued bluish green of the
worn carpet; the Windsor chairs and the legs of the
table had been carefully denuded of their glaring varnish
and stained a sober brown; and the austerity of
the whole was relieved by a ginger-jar filled with fresh-cut
flowers and set in the middle of the table.</p>
<p>But the contrasts of which I have spoken were most
singular and puzzling. There were the bookshelves,
for instance, home-made and stained at the cost of a
few pence, but filled with recent and costly works on
archaeology and ancient art. There were the objects
on the mantelpiece: a facsimile in bronze—not bronzed
plaster—of the beautiful head of Hypnos and a pair of
fine Ushabti figures. There were the decorations of the
walls, a number of etchings—signed proofs, every one
of them—of Oriental subjects, and a splendid facsimile
reproduction of an Egyptian papyrus. It was incongruous
in the extreme, this mingling of costly refinements
with the barest and shabbiest necessaries of life,
of fastidious culture with manifest poverty. I could
make nothing of it. What manner of man, I wondered,
was this new patient of mine? Was he a miser, hiding
himself and his wealth in this obscure court? An
eccentric savant? A philosopher? Or—more probably—a
crank? But at this point my meditations were
interrupted by the voice from the adjoining room, once
more raised in anger.</p>
<p>"But I say that you <i>are</i> making an accusation!
You are implying that I made away with him."</p>
<p>"Not at all," was the reply; "but I repeat that it
is your business to ascertain what has become of him.
The responsibility rests upon you."</p>
<p>"Upon me!" rejoined the first voice. "And what
about you? Your position is a pretty fishy one if it
comes to that."</p>
<p>"What!" roared the other. "Do you insinuate
that I murdered my own brother?"</p>
<p>During this amazing colloquy I had stood gaping
with sheer astonishment. Suddenly I recollected myself,
and, dropping into a chair, set my elbows on my
knees and slapped my hands over my ears; and thus
I must have remained for a full minute when I became
aware of the closing of a door behind me.</p>
<p>I sprang to my feet and turned in some embarrassment
(for I must have looked unspeakably ridiculous)
to confront the sombre figure of a rather tall and
strikingly handsome girl, who, as she stood with her
hand on the knob of the door, saluted me with a formal
bow. In an instantaneous glance I noted how perfectly
she matched her strange surroundings. Black-robed,
black-haired, with black-grey eyes and a grave,
sad face of ivory pallor, she stood, like one of old
Terborch's portraits, a harmony in tones so low as to be
but a step removed from monochrome. Obviously a
lady in spite of the worn and rusty dress, and something
in the poise of the head and the set of the straight
brows hinted at a spirit that adversity had hardened
rather than broken.</p>
<p>"I must ask you to forgive me for keeping you waiting,"
she said; and as she spoke a certain softening
at the corners of the austere mouth reminded me of
the absurd position in which she had found me.</p>
<p>I murmured that the trifling delay was of no consequence
whatever; that I had, in fact, been rather
glad of the rest; and I was beginning somewhat
vaguely to approach the subject of the invalid when the
voice from the adjoining room again broke forth with
hideous distinctness.</p>
<p>"I tell you I'll do nothing of the kind! Why, confound
you, it's nothing less than a conspiracy that
you're proposing!"</p>
<p>Miss Bellingham—as I assumed her to be—stepped
quickly across the floor, flushing angrily, as well she
might; but, as she reached the door, it flew open and
a small, spruce, middle-aged man burst into the room.</p>
<p>"Your father is mad, Ruth!" he exclaimed; "absolutely
stark mad! And I refuse to hold any further
communication with him."</p>
<p>"The present interview was not of his seeking,"
Miss Bellingham replied coldly.</p>
<p>"No, it was not," was the wrathful rejoinder; "it
was my mistaken generosity. But there—what is the
use of talking? I've done my best for you and I'll do
no more. Don't trouble to let me out; I can find my
way. Good morning." With a stiff bow and a quick
glance at me, the speaker strode out of the room,
banging the door after him.</p>
<p>"I must apologise for this extraordinary reception,"
said Miss Bellingham; "but I believe medical men are
not easily astonished. I will introduce you to your
patient now." She opened the door and, as I followed
her into the adjoining room, she said: "Here is another
visitor for you, dear. Doctor—"</p>
<p>"Berkeley," said I. "I am acting for my friend
Doctor Barnard."</p>
<p>The invalid, a fine-looking man of about fifty-five,
who sat propped up in bed with a pile of pillows, held
out an excessively shaky hand, which I grasped cordially,
making a mental note of the tremor.</p>
<p>"How do you do, sir?" said Mr. Bellingham. "I
hope Doctor Barnard is not ill."</p>
<p>"Oh, no," I answered; "he has gone for a trip
down the Mediterranean on a currant ship. The chance
occurred rather suddenly, and I bustled him off before
he had time to change his mind. Hence my rather
unceremonious appearance, which I hope you will forgive."</p>
<p>"Not at all," was the hearty response. "I'm delighted
to hear that you sent him off; he wanted a
holiday, poor man. And I am delighted to make your
acquaintance, too."</p>
<p>"It is very good of you," I said; whereupon he
bowed as gracefully as a man may who is propped up
in bed with a heap of pillows; and having thus exchanged
broadsides of civility, so to speak, we—or, at
least, I—proceeded to business.</p>
<p>"How long have you been laid up?" I asked cautiously,
not wishing to make too evident the fact that
my principal had given me no information respecting
his case.</p>
<p>"A week to-day," he replied. "The <i>fons et origo
mali</i> was a hansom-cab which upset me opposite the
Law Courts—sent me sprawling in the middle of the
road. My own fault, of course—at least, the cabby
said so, and I suppose he knew. But that was no consolation
to me."</p>
<p>"Were you much hurt?"</p>
<p>"No, not really; but the fall bruised my knee rather
badly and gave me a deuce of a shake up. I'm too old
for that sort of thing, you know."</p>
<p>"Most people are," said I.</p>
<p>"True; but you can take a cropper more gracefully
at twenty than at fifty-five. However, the knee is getting
on quite well—you shall see it presently—and
you observe that I am giving it complete rest. But
that isn't the whole of the trouble or the worst of it.
It's my confounded nerves. I'm as irritable as the
devil and as nervous as a cat, and I can't get a decent
night's rest."</p>
<p>I recalled the tremulous hand that he had offered
me. He did not look like a drinker, but still—</p>
<p>"Do you smoke much?" I inquired diplomatically.</p>
<p>He looked at me slyly and chuckled. "That's a
very delicate way to approach the subject, Doctor,"
he said. "No, I don't smoke much, and I don't crook
my little finger. I saw you look at my shaky hand
just now—oh, it's all right; I'm not offended. It's a
doctor's business to keep his eyelids lifting. But my
hand is steady enough as a rule, when I'm not upset,
but the least excitement sets me shaking like a jelly.
And the fact is that I have just had a deucedly unpleasant
interview—"</p>
<p>"I think," Miss Bellingham interrupted, "Doctor
Berkeley and, in fact, the neighbourhood at large, are
aware of the fact."</p>
<p>Mr. Bellingham laughed rather shamefacedly. "I'm
afraid I did lose my temper," he said; "but I am an
impulsive old fellow, Doctor, and when I'm put out I'm
apt to speak my mind—a little too bluntly, perhaps."</p>
<p>"And audibly," his daughter added. "Do you
know that Doctor Berkeley was reduced to the necessity
of stopping his ears?" She glanced at me, as
she spoke, with something like a twinkle in her solemn
grey eyes.</p>
<p>"Did I shout?" Mr. Bellingham asked, not very
contritely, I thought, though he added: "I'm very
sorry, my dear; but it won't happen again. I think
we've seen the last of that good gentleman."</p>
<p>"I am sure I hope so," she rejoined, adding: "And
now I will leave you to your talk; I shall be in the
next room if you should want me."</p>
<p>I opened the door for her, and when she had passed
out with a stiff little bow I seated myself by the bedside
and resumed the consultation. It was evidently
a case of nervous breakdown, to which the cab accident
had, no doubt, contributed. As to the other antecedents,
they were no concern of mine, though Mr. Bellingham
seemed to think otherwise, for he resumed:
"That cab business was the last straw, you know, and
it finished me off, but I have been going down the hill
for a long time. I've had a lot of trouble during the
last two years. But I suppose I oughtn't to pester
you with the details of my personal affairs."</p>
<p>"Anything that bears on your present state of health
is of interest to me if you don't mind telling it," I
said.</p>
<p>"Mind!" he exclaimed. "Did you ever meet an
invalid who didn't enjoy talking about his own health?
It's the listener who minds, as a rule."</p>
<p>"Well, the present listener doesn't," I said.</p>
<p>"Then," said Mr. Bellingham, "I'll treat myself to
the luxury of telling you all my troubles; I don't often
get the chance of a confidential grumble to a responsible
man of my own class. And I really have some excuse
for railing at Fortune, as you will agree when I tell
you that, a couple of years ago, I went to bed one
night a gentleman of independent means and excellent
prospects and woke up in the morning to find myself
practically a beggar. Not a cheerful experience that,
you know, at my time of life, eh?"</p>
<p>"No," I agreed, "nor at any other."</p>
<p>"And that was not all," he continued; "for, at the
same moment, I lost my only brother, my dearest,
kindest friend. He disappeared—vanished off the face
of the earth; but perhaps you have heard of the affair.
The confounded papers were full of it at the time."</p>
<p>He paused abruptly, noticing, no doubt, a sudden
change in my face. Of course, I recollected the case
now. Indeed, ever since I had entered the house some
chord of memory had been faintly vibrating, and now
his last words had struck out the full note.</p>
<p>"Yes," I said, "I remember the incident, though I
don't suppose I should but for the fact that our lecturer
on medical jurisprudence drew my attention to
it."</p>
<p>"Indeed," said Mr. Bellingham, rather uneasily, as
I fancied. "What did he say about it?"</p>
<p>"He referred to it as a case that was calculated to
give rise to some very pretty legal complications."</p>
<p>"By Jove!" exclaimed Mr. Bellingham, "that man
was a prophet! Legal complications, indeed! But
I'll be bound he never guessed at the sort of infernal
tangle that has actually gathered round the affair. By
the way, what was his name?"</p>
<p>"Thorndyke," I replied. "Doctor John Thorndyke."</p>
<p>"Thorndyke," Mr. Bellingham repeated in a musing,
retrospective tone. "I seem to remember that name.
Yes, of course. I have heard a legal friend of mine, a
Mr. Marchmont, speak of him in reference to the case
of a man whom I knew slightly years ago—a certain
Jeffrey Blackmore, who also disappeared very mysteriously.
I remember now that Doctor Thorndyke
unravelled that case with most remarkable ingenuity."</p>
<p>"I daresay he would be very much interested to hear
about your case," I suggested.</p>
<p>"I daresay he would," was the reply; "but one
can't take up a professional man's time for nothing,
and I couldn't afford to pay him. And that reminds
me that I'm taking up your time by gossiping about
my purely personal affairs."</p>
<p>"My morning round is finished," said I, "and, moreover,
your personal affairs are highly interesting. I
suppose I mustn't ask what is the nature of the legal
entanglement?"</p>
<p>"Not unless you are prepared to stay here for the
rest of the day and go home a raving lunatic. But I'll
tell you this much: the trouble is about my poor
brother's will. In the first place, it can't be administered
because there is no sufficient evidence that my
brother is dead; and in the second place, if it could,
all the property would go to people who were never
intended to benefit. The will itself is the most diabolically
exasperating document that was ever produced
by the perverted ingenuity of a wrong-headed
man. That's all. Will you have a look at my knee?"</p>
<p>As Mr. Bellingham's explanation (delivered in a
rapid <i>crescendo</i> and ending almost in a shout) had left
him purple-faced and trembling, I thought it best to
bring our talk to an end. Accordingly I proceeded
to inspect the injured knee, which was now nearly well,
and to overhaul my patient generally; and having given
him detailed instructions as to his general conduct, I
rose to take my leave.</p>
<p>"And remember," I said as I shook his hand, "no
tobacco, no coffee, no excitement of any kind. Lead
a quiet, bovine life."</p>
<p>"That's all very well," he grumbled, "but supposing
people come here and excite me?"</p>
<p>"Disregard them," said I, "and read <i>Whitaker's
Almanack</i>." And with this parting advice I passed
out into the other room.</p>
<p>Miss Bellingham was seated at the table with a pile
of blue-covered note-books before her, two of which
were open, displaying pages closely written in a small,
neat handwriting. She rose as I entered and looked
at me inquiringly.</p>
<p>"I heard you advising my father to read <i>Whitaker's
Almanack</i>," she said. "Was that as a curative measure?"</p>
<p>"Entirely," I replied. "I recommended it for its
medicinal virtues, as an antidote to mental excitement."</p>
<p>She smiled faintly. "It certainly is not a highly
emotional book," she said, and then asked: "Have
you any other instructions to give?"</p>
<p>"Well, I might give the conventional advice—to
maintain a cheerful outlook and avoid worry; but I
don't suppose you would find it very helpful."</p>
<p>"No," she answered bitterly; "it is a counsel of
perfection. People in our position are not a very
cheerful class, I am afraid; but still they don't seek
out worries from sheer perverseness. The worries come
unsought. But, of course, you can't enter into that."</p>
<p>"I can't give any practical help, I fear, though I do
sincerely hope that your father's affairs will straighten
themselves out soon."</p>
<p>She thanked me for my good wishes and accompanied
me down to the street door, where, with a bow
and a rather stiff handshake, she gave me my <i>congé</i>.</p>
<p>Very ungratefully the noise of Fetter Lane smote on
my ears as I came out through the archway, and very
squalid and unrestful the little street looked when contrasted
with the dignity and monastic quiet of the old
garden. As to the surgery, with its oilcloth floor and
walls made hideous with gaudy insurance show-cards
in sham gilt frames, its aspect was so revolting that I
flew to the day-book for distraction, and was still
busily entering the morning's visits when the bottle-boy,
Adolphus, entered stealthily to announce lunch.</p>
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