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<h2> CHAPTER VII </h2>
<h3> JOHN BELLINGHAM'S WILL </h3>
<p>The task upon which I had embarked so lightheartedly,
when considered in cold blood, did certainly appear,
as Miss Bellingham had said, rather appalling. The
result of two and a half hours' pretty steady work at an
average speed of nearly a hundred words a minute,
would take some time to transcribe into longhand;
and if the notes were to be delivered punctually on the
morrow, the sooner I got to work the better.</p>
<p>Recognising this truth, I lost no time, but, within
five minutes of my arrival at the surgery, was seated
at the writing-table with my copy before me busily converting
the sprawling, inexpressive characters into
good, legible round-hand.</p>
<p>The occupation was by no means unpleasant, apart
from the fact that it was a labour of love; for the
sentences, as I picked them up, were fragrant with
reminiscences of the gracious whisper in which they
had first come to me. And then the matter itself was
full of interest. I was gaining a fresh outlook on life,
was crossing the threshold of a new world (which was
<i>her</i> world); and so the occasional interruptions from
patients, while they gave me intervals of enforced rest,
were far from welcome.</p>
<p>The evening wore on without any sign from Nevill's
Court, and I began to fear that Mr. Bellingham's
scruples had proved insurmountable. Not, I am afraid,
that I was so much concerned for the copy of the will
as for the possibility of a visit, no matter howsoever
brief, from my fair employer; and when, on the stroke
of half-past seven, the surgery door flew open with
startling abruptness, my fears were allayed and my
hopes shattered simultaneously. For it was Miss
Oman who stalked in, holding out a blue foolscap
envelope with a warlike air as if it were an ultimatum.</p>
<p>"I've brought you this from Mr. Bellingham," she
said. "There's a note inside."</p>
<p>"May I read the note, Miss Oman?" I asked.</p>
<p>"Bless the man!" she exclaimed. "What else
would you do with it? Isn't that what I brought it
for?"</p>
<p>I supposed it was; and, thanking her for her gracious
permission, I glanced through the note—a few lines
authorising me to show the copy of the will to Dr.
Thorndyke. When I looked up from the paper I
found her eyes fixed on me with an expression critical
and rather disapproving.</p>
<p>"You seem to be making yourself mighty agreeable
in a certain quarter," she remarked.</p>
<p>"I make myself universally agreeable. It is my
nature to."</p>
<p>"Ha!" she snorted.</p>
<p>"Don't you find me rather agreeable?" I asked.</p>
<p>"Oily," said Miss Oman. And then, with a sour
smile at the open note-books, she remarked:</p>
<p>"You've got some work to do now; quite a change
for you."</p>
<p>"A delightful change, Miss Oman. 'For Satan
findeth'—but no doubt you are acquainted with the
philosophical works of Doctor Watts?"</p>
<p>"If you are referring to 'idle hands,'" she replied,
"I'll give you a bit of advice, Don't you keep that
hand idle any longer than is really necessary. I have
my suspicions about that splint—oh, you know what
I mean," and before I had time to reply, she had taken
advantage of the entrance of a couple of patients to
whisk out of the surgery with the abruptness that had
distinguished her arrival.</p>
<p>The evening consultations were considered to be over
by half-past eight; at which time Adolphus was wont,
with exemplary punctuality, to close the outer door
of the surgery. To-night he was not less prompt
than usual; and having performed this, his last daily
office, and turned down the surgery gas, he reported
the fact and took his departure.</p>
<p>As his retreating footsteps died away and the slamming
of the outer door announced his final disappearance,
I sat up and stretched myself. The envelope
containing the copy of the will lay on the table, and I
considered it thoughtfully. It ought to be conveyed
to Thorndyke with as little delay as possible, and, as
it certainly could not be trusted out of my hands, it
ought to be conveyed by me.</p>
<p>I looked at the note-books. Nearly two hours' work
had made a considerable impression on the matter that
I had to transcribe, but still, a great deal of the task
yet remained to be done. However, I reflected, I could
put in a couple of hours more before going to bed and
there would be an hour or two to spare in the morning.
Finally I locked the note-books, open as they were,
in the writing-table drawer, and slipping the envelope
into my pocket, set out for the Temple.</p>
<p>The soft chime of the Treasury clock was telling out,
in confidential tones, the third quarter as I wrapped
with my stick on the forbidding "oak" of my friends'
chambers. There was no response, nor had I perceived
any gleam of light from the windows as I approached,
and I was considering the advisability of trying the
laboratory on the next floor, when footsteps on the
stone stairs and familiar voices gladdened my ear.</p>
<p>"Hallo, Berkeley!" said Thorndyke, "do we find
you waiting like a Peri at the gates of Paradise?
Polton is upstairs, you know, tinkering at one of his
inventions. If you ever find the nest empty, you had
better go up and bang at the laboratory door. He's
always there in the evenings."</p>
<p>"I haven't been waiting long," said I, "and I was
just thinking of rousing him up when you came."</p>
<p>"That was right," said Thorndyke, turning up the
gas. "And what news do you bring? Do I see a
blue envelope sticking out of your pocket?"</p>
<p>"You do."</p>
<p>"Is it a copy of the will?" he asked.</p>
<p>I answered "yes," and added that I had full permission
to show it to him.</p>
<p>"What did I tell you?" exclaimed Jervis. "Didn't
I say that he would get the copy for us if it existed?"</p>
<p>"We admit the excellence of your prognosis," said
Thorndyke, "but there is no need to be boastful.
Have you read through the document, Berkeley?"</p>
<p>"No, I haven't taken it out of the envelope."</p>
<p>"Then it will be equally new to us all, and we shall
see if it tallies with your description."</p>
<p>He placed three easy chairs at a convenient distance
from the light, and Jervis, watching him with a smile,
remarked:</p>
<p>"Now Thorndyke is going to enjoy himself. To
him, a perfectly unintelligible will is a thing of beauty
and a joy for ever; especially if associated with some
kind of recondite knavery."</p>
<p>"I don't know," said I, "that this will is particularly
unintelligible. The mischief seems to be that it
is rather too intelligible. However, here it is," and I
handed the envelope to Thorndyke.</p>
<p>"I suppose that we can depend on this copy," said
the latter, as he drew out the document and glanced
at it. "Oh, yes," he added, "I see it is copied by
Godfrey Bellingham, compared with the original and
certified correct. In that case I will get you to read it
out slowly, Jervis, and I will make a rough copy to
keep for reference. Let us make ourselves comfortable
and light our pipes before we begin."</p>
<p>He provided himself with a writing-pad, and, when
we had seated ourselves and got our pipes well alight,
Jervis opened the document, and with a premonitory
"hem!" commenced the reading.</p>
<p>"In the name of God Amen. This is the last will and
testament of me John Bellingham of number 141 Queen
Square in the parish of St. George Bloomsbury London
in the county of Middlesex Gentleman made this twenty
first day of September in the year of our Lord one
thousand eight hundred and ninety-two.</p>
<p>"1. I give and bequeath unto Arthur Jellicoe of
number 184 New Square Lincoln's Inn London in the
county of Middlesex Attorney-at-law the whole of my
collection of seals and scarabs and those my cabinets
marked B, C, and D together with the contents thereof
and the sum of two thousand pounds sterling free of
legacy duty.</p>
<p>"Unto the Trustees of the British Museum the
residue of my collection of antiquities.</p>
<p>"Unto my cousin George Hurst of The Poplars Eltham
in the county of Kent the sum of five thousand
pounds free of legacy duty and unto my brother Godfrey
Bellingham or if he should die before the occurrence
of my death unto his daughter Ruth Bellingham
the residue of my estate and effects real and personal
subject to the conditions set forth hereinafter namely:</p>
<p>"2. That my body shall be deposited with those of
my ancestors in the churchyard appertaining to the
church and parish of St. George the Martyr or if that
shall not be possible, in some other churchyard, cemetery,
burial ground, church, chapel or other authorised
place for the reception of the bodies of the dead situate
within or appertaining to the parishes of St. Andrew
above the Bars and St. George the Martyr or St.
George Bloomsbury and St. Giles in the Fields. But if
the conditions in this clause be not carried out then</p>
<p>"3. I give and devise the said residue of my estate
and effects unto my cousin George Hurst aforesaid
and I hereby revoke all wills and codicils made by me
at any time heretofore and I appoint Arthur Jellicoe
aforesaid to be the executor of this my will jointly with
the principal beneficiary and residuary legatee that is
to say with the aforesaid Godfrey Bellingham if the
conditions set forth hereinbefore in clause 2 shall be
duly carried out but with the aforesaid George Hurst
if the said conditions in the said clause 2 be not carried
out.</p>
<center>
"JOHN BELLINGHAM.
</center>
<p>"Signed by the said testator John Bellingham in
the presence of us present at the same time who at his
request and in his presence and in the presence of each
other have subscribed our names as witnesses.</p>
<p>"Frederick Wilton, 16 Medford Road, London, N.,
clerk.</p>
<p>"James Barker, 32 Wadbury Crescent, London,
S.W., clerk."</p>
<p>"Well," said Jervis, laying down the document as
Thorndyke detached the last sheet from his writing-pad,
"I have met with a good many idiotic wills, but
this one can give them all points. I don't see how it is
ever going to be administered. One of the two executors
is a mere abstraction—a sort of algebraical problem
with no answer."</p>
<p>"I think that difficulty could be overcome," said
Thorndyke.</p>
<p>"I don't see how," retorted Jervis. "If the body
is deposited in a certain place, A is the executor; if it
is somewhere else, B is the executor. But, as you cannot
produce the body, and no one has the least idea where
it is, it is impossible to prove either that it is or that it
is not in any specified place."</p>
<p>"You are magnifying the difficulty, Jervis," said
Thorndyke. "The body may, of course, be anywhere
in the entire world, but the place where it is lying is
either inside or outside the general boundary of these
two parishes. If it has been deposited within the
boundary of those two parishes, the fact must be ascertainable
by examining the burial certificates issued
since the date when the missing man was last seen alive
and by consulting the registers of those specified places
of burial. I think that if no record can be found of
any such interment within the boundary of those two
parishes, that fact will be taken by the Court as proof
that no such interment has taken place, and that therefore
the body must have been deposited elsewhere.
Such a decision would constitute George Hurst the
co-executor and residuary legatee."</p>
<p>"That is cheerful for your friends, Berkeley," Jervis
remarked, "for we may take it as pretty certain that
the body has not been deposited in any of the places
named."</p>
<p>"Yes," I agreed gloomily, "I'm afraid there is very
little doubt of that. But what an ass the fellow must
have been to make such a to-do about his beastly
carcass? What the deuce could it have mattered
to him where it was dumped, when he had done
with it?"</p>
<p>Thorndyke chuckled softly. "Thus the irreverent
youth of to-day," said he. "But yours is hardly a fair
comment, Berkeley. Our training makes us materialists,
and puts us a little out of sympathy with those in
whom primitive beliefs and emotions survive. A worthy
priest who came to look at our dissecting-room expressed
surprise to me that students, thus constantly
in the presence of relics of mortality, should be able to
think of anything but the resurrection and the life hereafter.
He was a bad psychologist. There is nothing
so dead as a dissecting-room 'subject'; and the contemplation
of the human body in the process of being
quietly taken to pieces—being resolved into its structural
units like a worn-out clock or an old engine in the
Mr. Rapper's yard—is certainly not conducive to a vivid
realisation of the doctrine of the resurrection."</p>
<p>"No; but this absurd anxiety to be buried in some
particular place has nothing to do with religious belief;
it is mere silly sentiment."</p>
<p>"It is sentiment, I admit," said Thorndyke, "but
I wouldn't call it silly. The feeling is so widespread in
time and space that we must look on it with respect
as something inherent in human nature. Think—as
doubtless John Bellingham did—of the ancient Egyptians,
whose chief aspiration was that of everlasting
repose for the dead. See the trouble they took to
achieve it. Think of the Great Pyramid, or that of
Amenemhat the Fourth with its labyrinth of false passages
and its sealed and hidden sepulchral chamber.
Think of Jacob, borne after death all those hundreds
of weary miles in order that he might sleep with his
fathers, and then remember Shakespeare and his solemn
adjuration to posterity to let him rest undisturbed in
his grave. No, Berkeley, it is not a silly sentiment.
I am as indifferent as you as to what becomes of my
body 'when I have done with it,' to use your irreverent
phrase; but I recognise the solicitude that some other
men display on the subject as a natural feeling that has
to be taken seriously."</p>
<p>"But even so," I said, "if this man had a hankering
for a freehold residence in some particular bone-yard,
he might have gone about the business in a more reasonable
way."</p>
<p>"There I am entirely with you," Thorndyke replied.
"It is the absurd way in which this provision is worded
that not only creates all the trouble but also makes the
whole document so curiously significant in view of the
testator's disappearance."</p>
<p>"How significant?" Jervis demanded eagerly.</p>
<p>"Let us consider the provisions of the will point by
point," said Thorndyke; "and first note that the
testator commanded the services of a very capable
lawyer."</p>
<p>"But Mr. Jellicoe disapproved of the will," said
I; "in fact, he protested strongly against the form
of it."</p>
<p>"We will bear that in mind, too," Thorndyke replied.
"And now with reference to what we may call
the contentious clauses: the first thing that strikes us
is their preposterous injustice. Godfrey's inheritance
is made conditional on a particular disposal of the
testator's body. But this is a matter not necessarily
under Godfrey's control. The testator might have
been lost at sea, or killed in a fire or explosion, or have
died abroad and been buried where his grave could not
be identified. There are numerous probable contingencies
besides the improbable one that has happened,
that might prevent the body from being recovered.</p>
<p>"But even if the body had been recovered, there
is another difficulty. The places of burial in the
parishes named have all been closed for many years.
It would be impossible to reopen any of them without
a special faculty, and I doubt whether such a faculty
would be granted. Possibly cremation might meet the
difficulty, but even that is doubtful; and, in any case,
the matter would not be in the control of Godfrey
Bellingham. Yet, if the required interment should
prove impossible, he is to be deprived of his legacy."</p>
<p>"It is a monstrous and absurd injustice," I exclaimed.</p>
<p>"It is," Thorndyke agreed; "but this is nothing to
the absurdity that comes to light when we consider
clauses two and three in detail. Observe that the
testator presumably wished to be buried in a certain place;
also he wished that his brother should benefit under
the will. Let us take the first point and see how he
has set about securing the accomplishment of what he
desired. Now, if we read clauses two and three carefully,
we shall see that he has rendered it virtually
impossible that his wishes can be carried out. He desires
to be buried in a certain place and makes Godfrey
responsible for his being so buried. But he gives Godfrey
no power or authority to carry out the provision,
and places insuperable obstacles in his way. For until
Godfrey is an executor, he has no power or authority
to carry out the provisions: and until the provisions
are carried out, he does not become an executor."</p>
<p>"It is a preposterous muddle," exclaimed Jervis.</p>
<p>"Yes, but that is not the worst of it," Thorndyke
continued. "The moment John Bellingham dies, his
dead body has come into existence; and it is 'deposited'
for the time being, wherever he happens to
have died. But unless he should happen to have died
in one of the places of burial mentioned—which is in
the highest degree unlikely—his body will be, for the
time being, 'deposited' in some place other than those
specified. In that case clause two is—for the time
being—not complied with, and consequently George
Hurst becomes, automatically, the co-executor.</p>
<p>"But will George Hurst carry out the provisions of
clause two? Probably not. Why should he? The
will contains no instructions to that effect. It throws
the whole duty on Godfrey. On the other hand, if he
should carry out clause two, what happens? He ceases
to be an executor and he loses a legacy of some seventy
thousand pounds. We may be pretty certain that he
will do nothing of the kind. So that, on considering
the two clauses, we see that the wishes of the testator
could only be carried out in the unlikely event of his
dying in one of the burial-places mentioned, or his body
being conveyed immediately after death to a public
mortuary in one of the said parishes. In any other
event, it is virtually certain that he will be buried in
some place other than that which he desired, and that
his brother will be left absolutely without provision
or recognition."</p>
<p>"John Bellingham could never have intended that,"
I said.</p>
<p>"Clearly not," agreed Thorndyke; "the provisions
of the will furnish internal evidence that he did not.
You note that he bequeathed five thousand pounds to
George Hurst, in the event of clause two being carried
out; but he has made no bequest to his brother in the
event of its not being carried out. Obviously, he had
not entertained the possibility of this contingency at
all. He assumed, as a matter of course, that the conditions
of clause two would be fulfilled, and regarded
the conditions themselves as a mere formality."</p>
<p>"But," Jervis objected, "Jellicoe must have seen
the danger of a miscarriage and pointed it out to his
client."</p>
<p>"Exactly," said Thorndyke. "There is the mystery.
We understand that he objected strenuously,
and that John Bellingham was obdurate. Now it is
perfectly understandable that a man should adhere
obstinately to the most stupid and perverse disposition
of his property; but that a man should persist
in retaining a particular form of words after it has been
proved to him that the use of such form will almost
certainly result in the defeat of his own wishes; that,
I say, is a mystery that calls for very careful consideration."</p>
<p>"If Jellicoe had been an interested party," said
Jervis, "one would have suspected him of lying low.
But the form of clause two doesn't affect him at all."</p>
<p>"No," said Thorndyke; "the person who stands to
profit by the muddle is George Hurst. But we understand
that he was unacquainted with the terms of the
will, and there is certainly nothing to suggest that he
is in any way responsible for it."</p>
<p>"The practical question is," said I, "what is going
to happen? and what can be done for the Bellinghams?"</p>
<p>"The probability is," Thorndyke replied, "that the
next move will be made by Hurst. He is the party
immediately interested. He will probably apply to the
Court for permission to presume death and administer
the will."</p>
<p>"And what will the Court do?"</p>
<p>Thorndyke smiled drily. "Now you are asking a
very pretty conundrum. The decisions of Courts depend
on idiosyncrasies of temperament that no one can
foresee. But one may say that a Court does not lightly
grant permission to presume death. There will be a
rigorous inquiry—and a decidedly unpleasant one, I
suspect—and the evidence will be reviewed by the judge
with a strong predisposition to regard the testator
as being still alive. On the other hand, the known
facts point very distinctly to the probability that he
is dead; and, if the will were less complicated and all
the interested parties were unanimous in supporting the
application, I don't see why it might not be granted.
But it will clearly be to the interest of Godfrey to
oppose the application, unless he can show that the
conditions of clause two have been complied with—which
it is virtually certain that he can not; and he
may be able to bring forward reasons for believing
John to be still alive. But even if he is unable to do
this, inasmuch as it is pretty clear that he was intended
to be the chief beneficiary, his opposition is likely to
have considerable weight with the Court."</p>
<p>"Oh, is it?" I exclaimed eagerly. "Then that accounts
for a very peculiar proceeding on the part of
Hurst. I have stupidly forgotten to tell you about it.
He has been trying to come to a private agreement
with Godfrey Bellingham."</p>
<p>"Indeed!" said Thorndyke. "What sort of agreement?"</p>
<p>"His proposal was this: that Godfrey should support
him and Jellicoe in an application to the Court for
permission to presume death and to administer the
will, and that, if it was successful, Hurst should pay
him four hundred pounds a year for life: the arrangement
to hold good in all eventualities."</p>
<p>"By which he means?"</p>
<p>"That if the body should be discovered at any
future time, so that the conditions of clause two could
be carried out, Hurst should still retain the property
and continue to pay Godfrey the four hundred a year
for life."</p>
<p>"Hey ho!" exclaimed Thorndyke; "that is a queer
proposal; a very queer proposal indeed."</p>
<p>"Not to say fishy," added Jervis. "I don't fancy
the Court would look with approval on that little
arrangement."</p>
<p>"The law does not look with much favour on any
little arrangements that aim at getting behind the provisions
of a will," Thorndyke replied; "though there
would be nothing to complain of in this proposal if it
were not for the reference to 'all eventualities.' If a
will is hopelessly impracticable, it is not unreasonable
or improper for the various beneficiaries to make such
private arrangements among themselves as may seem
necessary to avoid useless litigation and delay in administering
the will. If, for instance, Hurst had proposed
to pay four hundred a year to Godfrey so long
as the body remained undiscovered on condition that,
in the event of its discovery, Godfrey should pay him
a like sum for life, there would have been nothing to
comment upon. It would have been an ordinary sporting
chance. But the reference to 'all eventualities' is
an entirely different matter. Of course, it may be mere
greediness, but all the same, it suggests some very
curious reflections."</p>
<p>"Yes, it does," said Jervis. "I wonder if he has
any reason to expect that the body will be found?
Of course it doesn't follow that he has. He may be
merely taking the opportunity offered by the other
man's poverty to make sure of the bulk of the property
whatever happens. But it is uncommonly sharp practice,
to say the least."</p>
<p>"Do I understand that Godfrey declined the proposal?"
Thorndyke asked.</p>
<p>"Yes, he did, very emphatically; and I fancy that
the two gentlemen proceeded to exchange opinions on
the circumstances of the disappearance with more frankness
than delicacy."</p>
<p>"Ah," said Thorndyke, "that is a pity. If the case
comes into Court, there is bound to be a good deal of
unpleasant discussion and still more unpleasant comment
in the newspapers. But if the parties themselves
begin to express suspicions of one another there is no
telling where the matter will end."</p>
<p>"No, by Jove!" said Jervis. "If they begin flinging
accusations of murder about, the fat will be in the fire
with a vengeance. That way lies the Old Bailey."</p>
<p>"We must try to prevent them from making an
unnecessary scandal," said Thorndyke. "It may be
that an exposure will be unavoidable, and that must
be ascertained in advance. But to return to your
question, Berkeley, as to what is to be done. Hurst
will probably make some move pretty soon. Do you
know if Jellicoe will act with him?"</p>
<p>"No, he won't. He declines to take any steps without
Godfrey's assent—at least, that is what he says
at present. His attitude is one of correct neutrality."</p>
<p>"That is satisfactory, so far," said Thorndyke,
"though he may alter his tone when the case comes
into Court. From what you said just now I gathered
that Jellicoe would prefer to have the will administered
and be quit of the whole business; which is natural
enough, especially as he benefits under the will to the
extent of two thousand pounds and a valuable collection.
Consequently, we may fairly assume that, even
if he maintains an apparent neutrality, his influence
will be exerted in favour of Hurst rather than of Bellingham;
from which it follows that Bellingham ought
certainly to be properly advised, and, when the case
goes into Court, properly represented."</p>
<p>"He can't afford either the one or the other," said
I. "He's as poor as an insolvent church mouse and
as proud as the devil. He wouldn't accept professional
aid that he couldn't pay for."</p>
<p>"H'm," grunted Thorndyke, "that's awkward. But
we can't allow the case to go 'by default,' so to speak—to
fail for the mere lack of technical assistance. Besides,
it is one of the most interesting cases that I have
ever met with, and I am not going to see it bungled.
He couldn't object to a little general advice in a
friendly, informal way—<i>amicus curiae</i>, as old Brodribb
is so fond of saying; and there is nothing to prevent us
from pushing forward the preliminary inquiries."</p>
<p>"Of what nature would they be?"</p>
<p>"Well, to begin with, we have to satisfy ourselves
that the conditions of clause two have not been complied
with: that John Bellingham has not been buried
within the parish boundaries mentioned. Of course he
has not, but we must not take anything for granted.
Then we have to satisfy ourselves that he is not still
alive and accessible. It is perfectly possible that he is,
after all, and it is our business to trace him, if he is
still in the land of the living. Jervis and I can carry out
these investigations without saying anything to Bellingham;
my learned brother will look through the register
of burials—not forgetting the cremations—in the metropolitan
area, and I will take the other matter in hand."</p>
<p>"You really think that John Bellingham may still
be alive?" said I.</p>
<p>"Since his body has not been found, it is obviously
a possibility. I think it in the highest degree improbable,
but the improbable has to be investigated
before it can be excluded."</p>
<p>"It sounds like a rather hopeless quest," I remarked.
"How do you propose to begin?"</p>
<p>"I think of beginning at the British Museum. The
people there may be able to throw some light on his
movements. I know that there are some important
excavations in progress at Heliopolis—in fact, the
Director of the Egyptian Department is out there at
the present moment; and Doctor Norbury, who is
taking his place temporarily, is an old friend of John
Bellingham's. I shall call on him and try to discover
if there is anything that might have induced Bellingham
suddenly to go abroad—to Heliopolis, for instance.
Also, he may be able to tell me what it was that took
the missing man to Paris on that last, rather mysterious
journey. That might turn out to be an important
clue. And meanwhile, Berkeley, you must endeavour
tactfully to reconcile your friend to the idea of letting
us give an eye to the case. Make it clear to him that
I am doing this entirely for the enlargement of my own
knowledge."</p>
<p>"But won't you have to be instructed by a solicitor?"
I asked.</p>
<p>"Yes, of course, nominally; but only as a matter
of etiquette. We shall do all the actual work. Why
do you ask?"</p>
<p>"I was thinking of the solicitor's costs, and I was
going to mention that I have a little money of my
own—"</p>
<p>"Then keep it, my dear fellow. You'll want it when
you go into practice. There will be no difficulty about
the solicitor; I shall ask one of my friends to act
nominally as a personal favour to me—Marchmont
would take the case for us, Jervis, I am sure."</p>
<p>"Yes," said Jervis. "Or old Brodribb, if we put it
to him <i>amicus curiae</i>."</p>
<p>"It is excessively kind of both of you to take this
benevolent interest in the case of my friends," I said;
"and it is to be hoped that they won't be foolishly
proud and stiff-necked about it. It's rather the way
with poor gentlefolk."</p>
<p>"I'll tell you what!" exclaimed Jervis. "I have a
most brilliant idea. You shall give us a little supper
at your rooms and invite the Bellinghams to meet us.
Then you and I will attack the old gentleman, and
Thorndyke shall exercise his persuasive powers on the
lady. These chronic and incurable old bachelors, you
know, are quite irresistible."</p>
<p>"You observe that my respected junior condemns
me to lifelong celibacy," Thorndyke remarked. "But,"
he added, "his suggestion is quite a good one. Of
course, we mustn't put any sort of pressure on Bellingham
to employ us—for that is what it amounts to, even
if we accept no payment—but a friendly talk over the
supper-table would enable us to put the matter delicately
and yet convincingly."</p>
<p>"Yes," said I, "I see that, and I like the idea immensely.
But it won't be possible for several days,
because I've got a job that takes up all my spare time—and
that I ought to be at work on now," I added,
with a sudden qualm at the way in which I had forgotten
the passage of time in the interest of Thorndyke's
analysis.</p>
<p>My two friends looked at me inquiringly, and I felt
it necessary to explain about the injured hand and the
Tell el Amarna tablets; which I accordingly did, rather
shyly and with a nervous eye upon Jervis. The slow
grin, however, for which I was watching, never came;
on the contrary, he not only heard me through quite
gravely, but when I had finished said with some warmth,
and using my old hospital pet name:</p>
<p>"I'll say one thing for you, Polly; you're a good
chum, and you always were. I hope your Nevill's
Court friends appreciate the fact."</p>
<p>"They are far more appreciative than the occasion
warrants," I answered. "But to return to this supper
question: how will this day week suit you?"</p>
<p>"It will suit me," Thorndyke answered, with a glance
at his junior.</p>
<p>"And me too," said the latter; "so, if it will do
for the Bellinghams, we will consider it settled; but
if they can't come you must fix another night."</p>
<p>"Very well," I said, rising and knocking out my
pipe, "I will issue the invitation to-morrow. And
now I must be off to have another slog at those notes."</p>
<p>As I walked homewards I speculated cheerfully on
the prospect of entertaining my friends under my own
(or rather Barnard's) roof, if they could be lured out
of their eremitical retirement. The idea had, in fact,
occurred to me already, but I had been deterred by
the peculiarities of Barnard's housekeeper. For Mrs.
Gummer was one of those housewives who make up
for an archaic simplicity of production by preparations
on the most portentous and alarming scale. But this
time I would not be deterred. If only the guests could
be enticed into my humble lair, it would be easy to
furnish the raw materials of the feast from outside;
and the consideration of ways and means occupied me
pleasantly until I found myself once more at my writing-table,
confronted by my voluminous notes on the incident
of the North Syrian War.</p>
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