<h2><SPAN name="Chapter_II"></SPAN>Chapter II</h2>
<h3>Showing what became of the red-herring.</h3>
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<p>Smallbones soon made his re-appearance, informing Mr
Vanslyperken that his breakfast was ready for him, and Mr
Vanslyperken, feeling himself quite ready for his breakfast, went
down below. A minute after he had disappeared, another man came up
to relieve the one at the wheel, who, as soon as he had surrendered
up the spokes, commenced warming himself after the most approved
method, by flapping his arms round his body.</p>
<p>"The skipper's out o' sorts again this morning," said Obadiah,
after a time. "I heard him muttering about the woman at the Lust
Haus."</p>
<p>"Then, by Got, we will have de breeze," replied Jansen, who was
a Dutch seaman of huge proportions, rendered still more
preposterous by the multiplicity of his nether clothing.</p>
<p>"Yes, as sure as Mother Carey's chickens raise the gale, so does
the name of the Frau Vandersloosh. I'll be down and get my
breakfast, there may be keel-hauling before noon."</p>
<p>"Mein Got--dat is de tyfel."</p>
<p>"Keep her nor-east, Jansen, and keep a sharp look out for the
boats."</p>
<p>"Got for dam--how must I steer the chip and look for de boats at
de same time?--not possible."</p>
<p>"That's no consarn o' mine. Those are the orders, and I passes
them--you must get over the unpossibility how you can." So saying,
Obadiah Coble walked below.</p>
<p>We must do the same, and introduce the reader to the cabin of
Lieutenant Vanslyperken, which was not very splendid in its
furniture. One small table, one chair, a mattress in a standing
bed-place, with curtains made of bunting, an open cupboard,
containing three plates, one tea-cup and saucer, two drinking
glasses, and two knives. More was not required, as Mr Vanslyperken
never indulged in company. There was another cupboard, but it was
carefully locked. On the table before the lieutenant was a white
wash-hand basin, nearly half full of burgoo, a composition of
boiled oatmeal and water, very wholesome, and very hot. It was the
allowance, from the ship's coppers, of Mr Vanslyperken and his
servant Smallbones. Mr Vanslyperken was busy stirring it about to
cool it a little, with a leaden spoon. Snarleyyow sat close to him,
waiting for his share, and Smallbones stood by, waiting for
orders.</p>
<p>"Smallbones," said the lieutenant, after trying the hot mess
before him, and finding that he was still in danger of burning his
mouth, "bring me the red-herring."</p>
<p>"Red-herring, sir?" stammered Smallbones.</p>
<p>"Yes," replied his master, fixing his little grey eye sternly on
him, "the red-herring."</p>
<p>"It's gone, sir!" replied Smallbones, with alarm.</p>
<p>"Gone!--gone where?"</p>
<p>"If you please, sir, I didn't a-think that you would have
touched it after the dog had had it in his nasty mouth; and so,
sir--if you please, sir--"</p>
<p>"And so what?" said Vanslyperken, compressing his thin lips.</p>
<p>"I ate it myself--if you please--O dear--O dear!"</p>
<p>"You did, did you--you gluttonous scarecrow--you did, did you?
Are you aware that you have committed a theft--and are you aware of
the punishment attending it?"</p>
<p>"O sir--it was a mistake--dear sir," cried Smallbones,
whimpering.</p>
<p>"In the first place, I will cut you to ribbons with the
cat."</p>
<p>"Mercy, sir--O sir!" cried the lad, the tears streaming from his
eyes.</p>
<p>"The thief's cat, with three knots in each tail."</p>
<p>Smallbones raised up his thin arms, and clasped his hands,
pleading for mercy.</p>
<p>"And after the flogging--you shall be keel-hauled."</p>
<p>"O God!" screamed Smallbones, falling down on his knees,
"mercy--mercy!"</p>
<p>But there was none. Snarleyyow, when he saw the lad go down on
his knees, flew at him, and threw him on his back, growling over
him, and occasionally looking at his master.</p>
<p>"Come here, Snarleyyow," said Mr Vanslyperken. "Come here, sir,
and lie down." But Snarleyyow had not forgotten the red-herring; so
in revenge, he first bit Smallbones in the thigh, and then obeyed
his master.</p>
<p>"Get up, sir," cried the lieutenant.</p>
<p>Smallbones rose, but his temper now rose also; he forgot all
that he was to suffer, from indignation against the dog: with
flashing eyes, and whimpering with rage, he cried out, as the tears
fell, and his arms swung round, "I'll not stand this--I'll jump
overboard--that I will: fourteen times has that ere dog a-bitten me
this week. I'd sooner die at once, than be made dog's-meat of in
this here way."</p>
<p>"Silence, you mutinous rascal, or I'll put you in irons."</p>
<p>"I wish you would--irons don't bite, if they hold fast. I'll run
away--I don't mind being hung--that I don't--starved to death,
bitten to death in this here way--"</p>
<p>"Silence, sir. It's over-feeding that makes you saucy."</p>
<p>"The Lord forgive you'" cried Smallbones, with surprise; "I've
not had a full meal"</p>
<p>"A full meal, you rascal! there's no filling a thing like
you--hollow from top to bottom, like a bamboo."</p>
<p>"And what I does get," continued Smallbones, with energy, "I
pays dear for; that ere dog flies at me, if I takes a bit o'
biscuit. I never has a bite without getting a bite, and it's all my
own allowance."</p>
<p>"A proof of his fidelity, and an example to you, you wretch,"
replied the lieutenant, fondly patting the dog on the head.</p>
<p>"Well, I wish you'd discharge me--or hang me, I don't care
which. You eats so hearty, and the dog eats so hearty, that I gets
nothing. We are only victualled for two."</p>
<p>"You insolent fellow! recollect the thief's cat."</p>
<p>"It's very hard," continued Smallbones, unmindful of the threat,
"that that ere beast is to eat my allowance, and be allowed to half
eat me too."</p>
<p>"You forget the keel-hauling, you scarecrow."</p>
<p>"Well, I hope I may never come up again, that's all."</p>
<p>"Leave the cabin, sir."</p>
<p>This order Smallbones obeyed.</p>
<p>"Snarleyyow," said the lieutenant, "you are hungry, my poor
beast." Snarleyyow put his forepaw up on his master's knee. "You
shall have your breakfast soon," continued his master, eating the
burgoo between his addresses to the animal. "Yes, Snarleyyow, you
have done wrong this morning--you ought to have no breakfast."
Snarleyyow growled. "We are only four years acquainted, and how
many scrapes you have got me into, Snarleyyow!" Snarleyyow here put
both his paws upon his master's knee. "Well, you are sorry, my poor
dog, and you shall have some breakfast;" and Mr Vanslyperken put
the basin of burgoo on the floor, which the dog tumbled down his
throat most rapidly. "Nay, my dog, not so fast; you must leave some
for Smallbones, he will require some breakfast before his
punishment. There, that will do;" and Mr Vanslyperken wished to
remove the basin with a little of the burgoo remaining in it.
Snarleyyow growled, would have snapped at his master, but Mr
Vanslyperken shoved him away with the bell mouth of his
speaking-trumpet, and recovering a portion of the mess, put it on
the table for the use of poor Smallbones. "Now then, my dog, we
will go on deck." Mr Vanslyperken left the cabin, followed by
Snarleyyow; but as soon as his master was half way up the ladder,
Snarleyyow turned back, leaped on the chair, from the chair to the
table, and then finished the whole of the breakfast appropriated
for Smallbones. Having effected this, the dog followed his
master.</p>
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