<h2><SPAN name="Chapter_III"></SPAN>Chapter III</h2>
<h3>A retrospect, and short description of a new character</h3>
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<p>But we must leave poor Smallbones to lament his hard fate in the
fore peak of the vessel, and Mr Vanslyperken and his dog to walk
the quarter-deck, while we make our readers a little better
acquainted with the times in which the scenes passed which we are
now describing, as well as with the history of Mr Vanslyperken.</p>
<p>The date in our first chapter, that of the year 1699, will, if
they refer back to history, show them that William of Nassau had
been a few years on the English throne, and that peace had just
been concluded between England with its allies and France. The king
occasionally passed his time in Holland, among his Dutch
countrymen, and the English and Dutch fleets, which but a few years
before were engaging with such an obstinacy of courage, had lately
sailed together, and turned their guns against the French. William,
like all those continental princes who have been called to the
English throne, showed much favour to his own countrymen, and
England was overrun with Dutch favourites, Dutch courtiers, and
peers of Dutch extraction. He would not even part with his Dutch
guards, and was at issue with the Commons of England on that very
account. But the war was now over, and most of the English and
Dutch navy lay dismantled in port, a few small vessels only being
in commission to intercept the smuggling from France that was
carrying on, much to the detriment of English manufacture, of
certain articles then denominated alamodes and lutestrings. The
cutter we have described was on this service, and was named the
<i>Yungfrau</i>, although built in England, and forming a part of
the English naval force.</p>
<p>It may readily be supposed that Dutch interest, during this
period, was in the ascendant. Such was the case: and the Dutch
officers and seamen who could not be employed in their own marine
were appointed in the English vessels, to the prejudice of our own
countrymen. Mr Vanslyperken was of Dutch extraction, but born in
England long before the Prince of Orange had ever dreamt of being
called to the English throne. He was a near relation of King
William's own nurse, and even in these days, that would cause
powerful interest. Previous to the revolution he had been laid on
the shelf for cowardice in one of the engagements between the Dutch
and the English, he being then a lieutenant on board of a
two-decked ship, and of long standing in the service; but before he
had been appointed to this vessel, he had served invariably in
small craft, and his want of this necessary qualification had never
been discovered. The interest used for him on the accession of the
Dutch king was sufficient for his again obtaining the command of a
small vessel. In those days, the service was very different from
what it is now. The commanders of vessels were also the pursers,
and could save a great deal of money by defrauding the crew; and
further, the discipline of the service was such as would astonish
the modern philanthropist; there was no appeal for subordinates,
and tyranny and oppression, even amounting to the destruction of
life, were practised with impunity. Smollett has given his readers
some idea of the state of the service a few years after the time of
which we are now writing, when it was infinitely worse, for the
system of the Dutch, notorious for their cruelty, had been grafted
upon that of the English: the consequence was, a combination of all
that was revolting to humanity was practised without any notice
being taken of it by the superior powers, provided that the
commanders of the vessels did their duty when called upon, and
showed the necessary talent and courage.</p>
<p>Lieutenant Vanslyperken's character may be summed up in the
three vices of avarice, cowardice, and cruelty. A miser in the
extreme, he had saved up much money by his having had the command
of a vessel for so many years, during which he had defrauded and
pilfered both from the men and the government. Friends and
connections he had none on this side of the water, and, when on
shore, he had lived in a state of abject misery, although he had
the means of comfortable support. He was now fifty-five years of
age. Since he had been appointed to the <i>Yungfrau</i>, he had
been employed in carrying despatches to the States-General from
King William, and had, during his repeated visits to the Hague,
made acquaintance with the widow Vandersloosh, who kept a Lust
Haus<SPAN name="FNanchor1"></SPAN><SPAN href="#Footnote_1">[1]</SPAN>, a place
of resort for sailors, where they drank and danced. Discovering
that the comfortably fat landlady was also very comfortably rich,
Mr Vanslyperken had made advances, with the hope of obtaining her
hand and handling her money. The widow had, however, no idea of
accepting the offer, but was too wise to give him a decided
refusal, as she knew it would be attended with his preventing the
crew of the cutter from frequenting her house, and, thereby, losing
much custom. Thus did she, at every return, receive him kindly and
give him hopes, but nothing more. Since the peace, as we before
observed, the cutter had been ordered for the prevention of
smuggling.</p>
<blockquote><SPAN name="Footnote_1"></SPAN><SPAN href="#FNanchor1">[1]</SPAN>
Pleasure House.</blockquote>
<p>When and how Mr Vanslyperken had picked up his favourite
Snarleyyow cannot be discovered, and must remain a secret. The men
said that the dog had appeared on the deck of the cutter in a
supernatural way, and most of them looked upon him with as much awe
as ill-will.</p>
<p>This is certain, that the cutter had been a little while before
in a state of mutiny, and a forcible entry attempted at night into
the lieutenant's cabin. It is therefore not unreasonable to suppose
that Vanslyperken felt that a good watch-dog might be a very useful
appendage to his establishment, and had procured one accordingly.
All the affection he ever showed to anything living was certainly
concentrated on this one animal, and, next to his money, Snarleyyow
had possession of his master's heart.</p>
<p>Poor Smallbones, cast on the world without father or mother, had
become starved before he was on board the cutter, and had been
starved ever since. As the reader will perceive, his allowance was
mostly eaten up by the dog, and he was left to beg a precarious
support from the good-will and charity of his shipmates, all of
whom were equally disgusted with the commander's cruelty and the
ungainly temper of his brute companion.</p>
<p>Having entered into this retrospect for the benefit of the
reader, we will now proceed.</p>
<p>Mr Vanslyperken walked the deck for nearly a quarter of an hour
without speaking: the men had finished their breakfasts, and were
lounging about the deck, for there was nothing for them to do,
except to look out for the return of the two boats which had been
sent away the night before. The lieutenant's thoughts were, at one
minute, upon Mrs Vandersloosh, thinking how he could persuade her,
and, at another, upon Smallbones, thinking how he could render the
punishment adequate, in his opinion, to the magnitude of the
offence. While discussing these two important matters, one of the
men reported the boats ahead, and broke up the commander's
reverie.</p>
<p>"How far off?" demanded Mr Vanslyperken.</p>
<p>"About two miles."</p>
<p>"Pulling or sailing?"</p>
<p>"Pulling, sir; we stand right for them."</p>
<p>But Mr Vanslyperken was in no pleasant humour, and ordered the
cutter to be hove-to.</p>
<p>"I tink de men have pull enough all night," said Jansen, who had
just been relieved at the wheel, to Obadiah Coble, who was standing
by him on the forecastle.</p>
<p>"I think so too: but there'll be a breeze, depend upon it--never
mind, the devil will have his own all in good time."</p>
<p>"Got for dam," said Jansen, looking at Beachy Head, and shaking
his own.</p>
<p>"Why, what's the matter now, old Schnapps?" said Coble.</p>
<p>"Schnapps--yes--the tyfel--Schnapps, I think how the French
schnapped us Dutchmen here when you Englishmen wouldn't fight."</p>
<p>"Mind what you say, old twenty breeches--wouldn't fight--when
wouldn't we fight?"</p>
<p>"Here, where we were now, by Got, you leave us all in the lurch,
and not come down."</p>
<p>"Why, we couldn't come down."</p>
<p>"Bah!" replied Jansen, who referred to the defeat of the
combined Dutch and English fleet by the French off Beachy Head in
1690.</p>
<p>"We wouldn't fight, heh?" exclaimed Obadiah in scorn, "what do
you say to the Hogue?"</p>
<p>"Yes, den you fought well--dat was good."</p>
<p>"And shall I tell you why we fought well at the Hogue--you Dutch
porpoise--just because we had no Dutchmen to help us."</p>
<p>"And shall I tell you why the Dutch were beat off this
Head?--because the English wouldn't come down to help us."</p>
<p>Here Obadiah put his tongue into his right cheek. Jansen in
return threw his into his left, and thus the argument was finished.
These disputes were constant at the time, but seldom proceeded
further than words-- certainly not between Coble and Jansen, who
were great friends.</p>
<p>The boats were soon on board; from the time that the cutter had
been hove-to, every stroke of their oars having been accompanied
with a nautical anathema from the crews upon the head of their
commander. The steersman and first officer, who had charge of the
boats, came over the gangway and went up to Vanslyperken. He was a
thickset, stout man, about five feet four inches high, and, wrapped
up in Flushing garments, looked very much like a bear in shape as
well as in skin. His name was Dick Short, and in every respect he
answered to his name, for he was short in stature, short in speech,
and short in decision and action.</p>
<p>Now when Short came up to the lieutenant, he did not consider it
at all necessary to say as usual, "Come on board, sir," for it was
self-evident that he had come on board. He therefore said nothing.
So abrupt was he in his speech, that he never even said "Sir," when
he spoke to his superior, which it may be imagined was very
offensive to Mr Vanslyperken: so it was, but Mr Vanslyperken was
afraid of Short, and Short was not the least afraid of
Vanslyperken.</p>
<p>"Well, what have you done, Short?"</p>
<p>"Nothing."</p>
<p>"Did you see anything of the boat?"</p>
<p>"No."</p>
<p>"Did you gain any information?"</p>
<p>"No."</p>
<p>"What have you been doing all night?"</p>
<p>"Pulling."</p>
<p>"Did you land to obtain information?"</p>
<p>"Yes."</p>
<p>"And you got none?"</p>
<p>"No."</p>
<p>Here Short hitched up the waistband of his second pair of
trousers, turned short round, and was going below, when Snarleyyow
smelt at his heels. The man gave him a back kick with the heel of
his heavy boot, which sent the dog off yelping and barking, and put
Mr Vanslyperken in a great rage. Not venturing to resent this
affront upon his first officer, he was reminded of Smallbones, and
immediately sent for Corporal Van Spitter to appear on deck.</p>
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