<h2><SPAN name="Chapter_V"></SPAN>Chapter V</h2>
<h3>A consultat on in which there is much mutiny.</h3>
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<p>This consultation was held upon the forecastle of his Majesty's
cutter <i>Yungfrau</i>, on the evening after the punishment of
Smallbones. The major part of the crew attended; all but the
Corporal Van Spitter, who, on these points, was known to split with
the crew, and his six marines, who formed the corporal's tail, at
which they were always to be found. The principal personage was not
the most eloquent speaker, for it was Dick Short, who was supported
by Obadiah Coble, Yack Jansen, and another personage, whom we must
introduce, the boatswain or boatswain's mate of the cutter; for
although he received the title of the former, he only received the
pay of the latter. This person's real name was James Salisbury, but
for reasons which will be explained he was invariably addressed or
spoken of as Jemmy Ducks. He was indeed a very singular variety of
human discrepancy as to form: he was handsome in face, with a manly
countenance, fierce whiskers and long pigtail, which on him
appeared more than unusually long, as it descended to within a foot
of the deck. His shoulders were square, chest expanded, and, as far
as half-way down, that is, to where the legs are inserted into the
human frame, he was a fine, well-made, handsome, well-proportioned
man. But what a falling off was there!--for some reason, some
accident, it is supposed, in his infancy, his legs had never grown
in length since he was three years old: they were stout as well as
his body, but not more than eighteen inches from the hip to the
heel; and he consequently waddled about a very ridiculous figure,
for he was like a man <i>razeed</i> or cut down. Put him on an
eminence of a couple of feet, and not see his legs, and you would
say at a distance, "What a fine looking sailor!" but let him get
down and walk up to you, and you would find that nature had not
finished what she had so well begun, and that you are exactly half
mistaken. This malconformation below did not, however, affect his
strength, it rather added to it; and there were but few men in the
ship who would venture a wrestle with the boatswain, who was very
appropriately distinguished by the cognomen of Jemmy Ducks. Jemmy
was a sensible, merry fellow, and a good seaman: you could not
affront him by any jokes on his figure, for he would joke with you.
He was indeed the fiddle of the ship's company, and he always
played the fiddle to them when they danced, on which instrument he
was no mean performer; and, moreover, accompanied his voice with
his instrument when he sang to them after they were tired of
dancing. We shall only observe that Jemmy was a married man, and he
had selected one of the tallest of the other sex: of her beauty the
less that is said the better--Jemmy did not look to that, or
perhaps, at such a height, her face did not appear so plain to him
as it did who were to those more on a level with it. The effect of
perspective is well known, and even children now have as
playthings, castles, &c., laid down on card, which, when looked
at in a proper direction, appear just as correct as they do
preposterous when lying flat before you.</p>
<p>Now it happened that from the level that Jemmy looked up from to
his wife's face, her inharmonious features were all in harmony, and
thus did she appear--what is very advantageous in the marriage
state--perfection to her husband, without sufficient charms in the
eyes of others to induce them to seduce her from her liege lord.
Moreover, let it be recollected, that what Jemmy <i>wanted</i> was
<i>height</i>, and he had gained what he required in his wife, if
not in his own person: his wife was passionately fond of him, and
very jealous, which was not to be wondered at, for, as she said,
"there never was such a husband before or since."</p>
<p>We must now return to the conference, observing, that all these
parties were sitting down on the deck, and that Jemmy Ducks had his
fiddle in his hand, holding it with the body downwards like a bass
viol, for he always played it in that way, and that he occasionally
fingered the strings, pinching them as you do a guitar, so as to
send the sound of it aft, that Mr Vanslyperken might suppose that
they were all met for mirth. Two or three had their eyes directed
aft, that the appearance of Corporal Van Spitter or the marines
might be immediately perceived; for, although the corporal was not
a figure to slide into a conference unperceived, it was well known
that he was an eavesdropper.</p>
<p>"One thing's sartain," observed Coble, "that a dog's not an
officer."</p>
<p>"No," replied Dick Short.</p>
<p>"He's not on the ship's books, so I can't see how it can be
mutiny."</p>
<p>"No," rejoined Short.</p>
<p>"Mein Got--he is not a tog, he is te tyfel," observed
Jansen.</p>
<p>"Who knows how he came into the cutter?"</p>
<p>"There's a queer story about that," said one of the men.</p>
<p>Tum tum, tumty tum--said the fiddle of Jemmy Ducks, as if it
took part in the conference.</p>
<p>"That poor boy will be killed if things go on this way: the
skipper will never be content till he has driven his soul out of
his body--poor creature; only look at him as he lies in his
hammock."</p>
<p>"I never seed a Christian such an object," said one of the
sailors.</p>
<p>"If the dog ain't killed, Bones will be, that's sartain,"
observed Coble, "and I don't see why the preference should be given
to a human individual, although the dog is the skipper's dog--now
then, what d'ye say, my lads?"</p>
<p>Tum tum, tum tum, tumty tumty tum, replied the fiddle.</p>
<p>"Let's hang him at once."</p>
<p>"No," replied Short.</p>
<p>Jansen took out his snickerree, looked at Short, and made a
motion with the knife, as if passing it across the dog's
throat.</p>
<p>"No," replied Short.</p>
<p>"Let's launch him overboard at night," said one of the men.</p>
<p>"But how is one to get the brute out of the cabin?" said Coble;
"if it's done at all it must be done by day."</p>
<p>Short nodded his head.</p>
<p>"I will give him a launch the first opportunity," observed Jemmy
Ducks, "only--" (continued he in a measured and lower tone) "I
should first like to know whether he really <i>is</i> a dog or
<i>not</i>."</p>
<p>"A tog is a tog," observed Jansen.</p>
<p>"Yes," replied one of the forecastle men, "we all know a dog is
a dog, but the question is--is <i>this</i> dog a dog?"</p>
<p>Here there was a pause, which Jemmy Ducks filled up by again
touching the strings of his fiddle.</p>
<p>The fact was, that, although every one of the sailors wished the
dog was overboard, there was not one who wished to commit the deed,
not on account of the fear of its being discovered who was the
party by Mr Vanslyperken, but because there was a great deal of
superstition among them. It was considered unlucky to throw any dog
or animal overboard; but the strange stories told about the way in
which Snarleyyow first made his appearance in the vessel, added to
the peculiarly diabolical temper of the animal, had often been the
theme of midnight conversation, and many of them were convinced
that it was an imp of Satan lent to Vanslyperken, and that, to
injure or to attempt to destroy it would infallibly be followed up
with terrible consequences to the party, if not to the vessel and
all the crew. Even Short, Coble, and Jansen, who were the boldest
and leading men, although when their sympathies were roused by the
sufferings of poor Smallbones they were anxious to revenge him, had
their own misgivings, and, on consideration, did not like to have
anything to do with the business. But each of them kept their
reflections to themselves, for, if they could not combat, they were
too proud to acknowledge them.</p>
<p>The reader will observe that all their plans were immediately
put an end to until this important question, and not a little
difficult one, was decided--Was the dog a dog?</p>
<p>Now, although the story had often been told, yet, as the crew of
the cutter had been paid off since the animal had been brought on
board, there was no man in the ship who could positively detail,
from his own knowledge, the facts connected with his first
appearance--there was only tradition, and, to solve this question,
to tradition they were obliged to repair.</p>
<p>"Now, Bill Spurey," said Coble, "you know more about this matter
than any one, so just spin us the yarn, and then we shall be able
to talk the matter over soberly."</p>
<p>"Well," replied Bill Spurey, "you shall have it just as I got it
word for word, as near as I can recollect. You know I wasn't in the
craft when the thing came on board, but Joe Geary was, and it was
one night when we were boozing over a stiff glass at the new shop
there, the Orange Boven, as they call it, at the Pint at
Portsmouth--and so you see, falling in with him, I wished to learn
something about my new skipper, and what sort of a chap I should
have to deal with. When I learnt all about <i>him</i>, I'd
half-a-dozen minds to shove off again, but then I was adrift, and
so I thought better of it. It won't do to be nice in peace times
you know, my lads, when all the big ships are rotting in
Southampton and Cinque Port muds. Well, then, what he told me I
recollect as well--ay, every word of it--as if he had whispered it
into my ear but this minute. It was a blustering night, with a
dirty southwester, and the chafing of the harbour waves was thrown
up in foams, which the winds swept up the street, they chasing one
another as if they were boys at play. It was about two bells in the
middle watch, and after our fifth glass, that Joe Geary said as
this:</p>
<p>"It was one dark winter's night when we were off the Texel,
blowing terribly, with the coast under our lee, clawing off under
storm canvas, and fighting with the elements for every inch of
ground, a hand in the chains, for we had nothing but the lead to
trust to, and the vessel so flogged by the waves, that he was
lashed to the rigging, that he might not be washed away; all of a
sudden the wind came with a blast loud enough for the last trump,
and the waves roared till they were hoarser than ever; away went
the vessel's mast, although there was no more canvas on it than a
jib pocket-handkerchief, and the craft rolled and tossed in the
deep troughs for all the world like a wicked man dying in despair;
and then she was a wreck, with nothing to help us but God Almighty,
fast borne down upon the sands which the waters had disturbed, and
were dashing about until they themselves were weary of the load;
and all the seamen cried unto the Lord, as well they might.</p>
<p>"Now, they say, that <i>he</i> did not cry as they did, like men
and Christians, to Him who made them and the waters which
surrounded and threatened them; for Death was then in all his
glory, and the foaming crests of the waves were as plumes of
feathers to his skeleton head beneath them; but he cried like a
child--and swore terribly as well as cried--talking about his
money, his dear money, and not caring about his more precious
soul.</p>
<p>"And the cutter was borne down, every wave pushing her with
giant force nearer and nearer to destruction, when the man at the
chains shrieked out--'Mark three, and the Lord have mercy on our
souls!" and all the crew, when they heard this, cried out--'Lord,
save us, or we perish.' But still they thought that their time was
come, for the breaking waves were under their lee, and the yellow
waters told them that, in a few minutes, the vessel, and all who
were on board, would be shivered in fragments; and some wept and
some prayed as they clung to the bulwarks of the unguided vessel,
and others in a few minutes thought over their whole life, and
waited for death in silence. But <i>he</i>, he did all; he cried,
and he prayed, and he swore, and he was silent, and at last he
became furious and frantic; and when the men said again and again,
'The Lord save us!' he roared out at last, "Will the <i>devil</i>
help us, for--' In a moment, before these first words were out of
his mouth, there was a flash of lightning, that appeared to strike
the vessel, but it harmed her not, neither did any thunder follow
the flash; but a ball of blue flame pitched upon the knight heads,
and then came bounding and dancing aft to the taffrail, where
<i>he</i> stood alone, for the men had left him to blaspheme by
himself. Some say he was heard to speak, as if in conversation, but
no one knows what passed. Be it as it may, on a sudden he walked
forward as brave as could be, and was followed by this creature,
who carried his head and tail slouching, as he does now.</p>
<p>"And the dog looked up and gave one deep bark, and as soon as he
had barked the wind appeared to lull--he barked again twice, and
there was a dead calm--he barked again thrice, and the seas went
down--and <i>he</i> patted the dog on the head, and the animal then
bayed loud for a minute or two, and then, to the astonishment and
fear of all, instead of the vessel being within a cable's length of
the Texel sands in a heavy gale, and without hope, the Foreland
lights were but two miles on our beam with a clear sky and smooth
water."</p>
<p>The seaman finished his legend, and there was a dead silence for
a minute or two, broken first by Jansen, who in a low voice said,
"Then te tog is not a tog."</p>
<p>"No," replied Coble, "an imp sent by the devil to his follower
in distress."</p>
<p>"Yes," said Short.</p>
<p>"Well, but," said Jemmy Ducks, who for some time had left off
touching the strings of his fiddle, "it would be the work of a good
Christian to kill the brute."</p>
<p>"It's not a mortal animal, Jemmy."</p>
<p>"True, I forgot that."</p>
<p>"Gifen by de tyfel," observed Jansen.</p>
<p>"Ay, and christened by him too," continued Coble. "Who ever
heard any Christian brute with such a damnable name?"</p>
<p>"Well, what's to be done?"</p>
<p>"Why," replied Jemmy Ducks, "at all events, imp o' Satan or not,
that ere Smallbones fought him to-day with his own weapons."</p>
<p>"And beat him too," said Coble.</p>
<p>"Yes," said Short.</p>
<p>"Now, it's my opinion, that Smallbones ar'n't afraid of him,"
continued Jemmy Ducks, "and devil or no devil, he'll kill him if he
can."</p>
<p>"He's the proper person to do it," replied Coble; "the more so,
as you may say that he's his <i>natural</i> enemy."</p>
<p>"Yes, mein Got, de poy is de man," said Jansen.</p>
<p>"We'll put him up to it at all events, as soon as he is out of
his hammock," rejoined Jemmy Ducks.</p>
<p>A little more conversation took place, and then it was carried
unanimously that Smallbones should destroy the animal, if it was
possible to destroy it.</p>
<p>The only party who was not consulted was Smallbones himself, who
lay fast asleep in his hammock. The consultation then broke up, and
they all went below.</p>
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