<h2><SPAN name="Chapter_L"></SPAN>Chapter L</h2>
<h3>In which the officers, non-commissioned officers,<br/> and rank and file, are all sent to the right about.</h3>
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<p>About noon the <i>Yungfrau</i> hove-to off the cave, and the
troops were told off into the boats.</p>
<p>About half-past twelve the troops were in the boats all
ready.</p>
<p>About one Mr Vanslyperken had hoisted out his own boats, and
they were manned. Mr Vanslyperken, with his pistols in his belt,
and his sword drawn, told Major Lincoln that he was all ready.
Major Lincoln, with his spy-glass in his hand, stepped into the
boat with Mr Vanslyperken, and the whole detachment pulled for the
shore, and landed in the small cove, where they found the
smugglers' boats hoisted up on the rocks, at which the men appeared
to be rejoiced, as they took it for granted that they would find
some men to fight with instead of women. The major headed his men,
and they commenced a scramble up the rocks and arrived at the foot
of the high rock which formed the platform above at the mouth of
the cave, when the major cried "Halt!"--a very judicious order,
considering that it was impossible to go any further. The soldiers
looked about everywhere, but could find no cave, and after an
hour's strict search, Major Lincoln and his officers, glad to be
rid of the affair, held a consultation, and it was agreed that the
troops should be re-embarked. The men were marched down again very
hot from their exertions, and thus the expedition would have ended
without bloodshed, had it not been for the incautious behaviour of
a woman. That woman was Moggy Salisbury, who, having observed that
the troops were re-embarking, took the opportunity, while Sir
Robert and all the men were keeping close, to hoist up a certain
under-garment to a pole, as if in derision, thus betraying the
locality of the cave, and running the risk of sacrificing the whole
party in it. This, as it was going up, caught the eye of one of the
seamen in the boat, who cried out, "There goes the ensign up to the
peak at last."</p>
<p>"Where?" exclaimed the major, pulling out his telescope, "Yes,
by heavens! there it is--and there then must be the cave."</p>
<p>Neither Sir Robert nor any of the conspirators were aware of
this manoeuvre of Moggy's; for Smallbones, perceiving what she had
done, hauled it down again in a minute afterwards. But it had been
hoisted, and the major considered it his duty to return, so once
more the troop ascended the precipitous path.</p>
<p>Moggy then went into the cave. "They have found us out, sir,"
said she, "they point to us, and are coming up again. I will stand
as sentry. The men won't fire at me, and if they do I don't
care."</p>
<p>Sir Robert and Ramsay were in close consultation. It appeared to
them that by a bold manoeuvre they would be able to get out of
their scrape. The wind had gone down altogether, the sea was as
smooth as glass, and there was every appearance of a continued
calm.</p>
<p>"If we could manage it--and I think we may--then the sooner the
affair is brought to an issue the better."</p>
<p>Moggy had now taken a musket on her shoulder, and was pacing up
and down the edge of the flat in imitation of a sentry. She was
soon pointed out, and a titter ran through the whole line: at last,
as the major approached, she called out,</p>
<p>"I say, soger, what are you doing here? keep off, or I'll put a
bullet in your jacket."</p>
<p>"My good woman," replied the major, while his men laughed, "we
do not want to hurt you, but you must surrender."</p>
<p>"Surrender!" cried Moggy, "who talks of surrender?--hoist the
colours there."</p>
<p>Up went the chemise to the end of the pole, and Smallbones
grinned as he hoisted it.</p>
<p>"My good woman, we must obey our orders."</p>
<p>"And I must obey mine," retorted Moggy. "Turn out the guard
there."</p>
<p>All the women now made their appearance, as had been arranged,
with muskets on their shoulders, headed by little Lilly, with her
drawn sword.</p>
<p>The sight of the child commanding the detachment was hailed with
loud cheers and laughter.</p>
<p>"That will do, that will do," cried Sir Robert, fearful for
Lilly, "let them come in again."</p>
<p>"They'll not fire first at all events," cried Moggy, "never
fear, sir. Guard, turn in," continued she; upon which, Lilly and
her squadron then disappeared.</p>
<p>"Upon my honour this is too ridiculous," said Lieutenant
Dillon.</p>
<p>"Upon my soul I don't know what is to be done," rejoined the
major.</p>
<p>"Moggy, we must commence hostilities somehow or another," cried
Sir Robert from within. Smallbones here came out with his musket to
release Moggy, and Moggy retired into the cave.</p>
<p>The major, who imagined that there must be a path to the cave on
the other side, now advanced with the determination of finding it
out, and somehow or another putting an end to this unusual
warfare.</p>
<p>"If you please you'll keep back, or I'll fire," cried
Smallbones, levelling his musket.</p>
<p>The major went on, heedless of the threat. Smallbones discharged
his piece, and the major fell.</p>
<p>"Confound that she-devil!--Are you hurt, major?" cried
Lieutenant Dillon.</p>
<p>"Yes, I am--I can't move."</p>
<p>Another shot was now fired, and the sergeant fell.</p>
<p>"Hell and flames! what must we do?"</p>
<p>But now the whole party of smugglers poured out of the cave as
women with bonnets on, and commenced a murderous fire upon the
troops who fell in all directions. The captain who had assumed the
command, now attempted to find his way to the other side of the
cave, where he had no doubt he should find the entrance, but in so
doing the soldiers were exposed to a most galling fire, without
being able to return it.</p>
<p>At first, the troops refused to fire again, for that they had to
deal with the smugglers' wives, they made certain of: even in the
thickest of the smoke there was nothing masculine to be seen; and
those troops who were at a greater distance, and who could return
the fire, did not. They were rather amused at the character of the
women, and not being aware that their comrades were falling so
fast, remained inactive. But there is a limit to even gallantry,
and as the wounded men were carried past them, their indignation
was roused, and, at last, the fire was as warmly returned, but
before that took place, one half of the detachment were <i>hors de
combat</i>.</p>
<p>All the assistance which they might have received from the
covering party of sailors on the beach, was neutralised; they did
not know how much the soldiers had suffered, and although they
fired in pursuance of orders, they would not take any aim.</p>
<p>For some time the soldiers were forced on to the eastern side of
the rock, which, as the reader may recollect, was much more
precipitous than the western side, where it was descended from by
the ladder. Here they were at the mercy of the conspirators, who,
concealed below the masses of the rock on the platform, took
unerring aim. The captain had fallen, Lieutenant Dillon was badly
wounded and led back to the boats, and the command had devolved
upon a young man who had but just joined the regiment, and who was
ignorant of anything like military tactics, even if they could have
been brought into play upon the service.</p>
<p>"Do you call this fighting with women, Sergeant Tanner?" said
one of the men. "I've seen service, but such a murderous fire I was
never in. Why, we've lost two-thirds of our men."</p>
<p>"And shall lose them all before we find out the mouth of this
cursed cave. The regiment has lost its character for ever, and I
don't care how soon a bullet settles my business."</p>
<p>Ramsay now detached a party of the men to fire at the covering
party of seamen who were standing by the boats in the cove and who
were unprotected, while his men were concealed behind the masses of
rocks. Many fell, wounded or killed; and Vanslyperken, after
shifting about from one position to another, ordered the wounded
men to be put into his boat, and with two hands he pulled off as he
said to procure more ammunition, leaving the remainder of his
detachment on shore, to do as well as they could.</p>
<p>"I thought as how this work would be too warm for him," observed
Bill Spurey.</p>
<p>"Yes," replied Short, who, at the moment received a bullet in
his thigh, and fell down among the rocks.</p>
<p>The fire upon the seamen continued to be effective. Move from
their post they did not, but one after another they sank wounded on
the ground. The soldiers who were now without any one to command
them, for those who had forced their way to the western side of the
rock, finding that advance or retreat was alike impossible, crawled
under the sides of the precipice to retreat from a murderous fire
which they could not return. The others were scattered here and
there, protecting themselves as well as they could below the masses
of stone, and returning the fire of the conspirators surely and
desperately. But of the hundred men sent on the expedition, there
were not twenty who were not killed or wounded, and nearly the
whole detachment of seamen had fallen where they stood.</p>
<p>It was then four o'clock, the few men who remained unhurt were
suffering from the extreme heat and exertion, and devoured with
thirst. The wounded cried for water. The sea was still, calm, and
smooth as a mirror; not a breath of wind blew to cool the fevered
brows of the wounded men, and the cutter, with her sails hanging
listless, floated about on the glassy water, about a quarter of a
mile from the beach.</p>
<p>"Now is our time, Sir Robert."</p>
<p>"Yes, Ramsay--now for one bold dash--off with this woman's gear,
my men--buckle on your swords and put pistols in your belts."</p>
<p>In a very short time this order was complied with, and,
notwithstanding some of the men were wounded in this day's affair,
as well as in the struggle for the deck of the cutter, the three
bands from Amsterdam, Portsmouth, and Cherbourg mustered forty
resolute and powerful men.</p>
<p>The ladder was lowered down, and they descended. Sir Robert
ordered Jemmy Ducks and Smallbones to remain and haul up the ladder
again, and the whole body hastened down to the cove, headed by Sir
Robert and Ramsay, seized the boats, and shoved off for the
cutter.</p>
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