<h2><SPAN name="page136"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>CHAPTER XIV</h2>
<p style="text-align: center" class="gutsumm">The ‘Eight
Villages’—‘Piping’ Pebworth and
‘Dancing’ Marston.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">No</span> one who has ever sojourned in
Shakespeare land can remain in ignorance of what are the
“Eight Villages.” The older rhymes upon them
are printed upon picture-postcards, and on fancy chinaware, and
reprinted in every local guide-book; and now I propose to repeat
them, not only for their own sake and for the alleged
Shakespearean authorship, but because the pilgrimage of those
villages offers many points of interest. One need offer no
excuse for this descriptive chapter, because although the rhymes
themselves are trite, the places are by no means so well known;
your average Shakespeare Country tourist being rarely so
enterprising as he is commonly—and quite
erroneously—supposed to be. Stratford-on-Avon,
Evesham, Warwick, Kenilworth and Coventry, with their comfortable
hotels, furnish forth the average pilgrim. But if you are
to know Shakespeare land intimately, and if you would come into
near touch with the poet and know him at closest quarters, you
must linger in the villages that in every circumstance of
picturesqueness are dotted about the valley of the Avon.
There, as freshly as ever, when spring has not waned too far into
summer, the</p>
<blockquote><p>“Daisies pied and violets blue,<br/>
And ladysmocks all silver-white,<br/>
And cuckoo-buds of yellow hue,<br/>
Do paint the meadows with delight.”</p>
</blockquote>
<p>“Shakespeare is Bacon,” dogmatically asserts the
<SPAN name="page137"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>ancient
hyphenated baronet who in these latter days posts pamphlets
broadcast (incidentally favouring me with one, uninvited) seeking
to dethrone our sovereign bard. Well, let who will cherish
the impious opinion; but all the countryside around Stratford
disproves it; the trees, the fields, the wild flowers, the rustic
talk, which Bacon could never have known, that are all faithfully
mirrored in the plays.</p>
<p>But let us to the Eight Villages, whose fame rests upon a
legend of olden drinking-bouts and of competitions between
different towns and villages, to decide whose men could drink the
most liquor. In Shakespeare’s time, it seems, Bidford
held the championship of all this countryside, and had two
valiant coteries of tipplers who drank not only for their own
personal gratification, but went beyond that and inconvenienced
themselves for the honour and glory of their native place.
Further than this, local patriotism cannot go. So famous
were the doings of the Topers and the Sippers of this spot that
it became familiarly known as “Drunken” Bidford; an
unfortunate adjective, for it was bestowed not by any means
because those convivial clubmen could not carry their liquor like
men, but was intended as a direct tribute of admiration to their
capacity for it. In short, such was their prowess that they
went forth, conquering and to conquer, in all the surrounding
villages. On an historic occasion the daring fellows of
Stratford went forth and challenged the Bidford men on their own
ground, Shakespeare traditionally among them. The Topers
were not at home; they had gone to drink Evesham dry; but the
Sippers held the fort and duly maintained the honour of
Bidford. At the “Falcon” inn the contest was
waged, and the Stratford men were ignominiously worsted, drawing
off from the stricken field while yet there remained some <SPAN name="page138"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>with full
command of their legs, and ability to carry away those of their
number who had wholly succumbed. In this sort they went the
homeward way towards Stratford, which is more than six miles
distant, but they had proceeded no further than three-quarters of
a mile when they sank down by the roadside and slept there the
night, under a large crab-apple tree. When morning
dawned—when night’s candles were burned out and
jocund day stood tiptoe on the meadows—they arose
refreshed, the majority eager to return to Bidford and try
another bout; but Shakespeare refused. He had had enough of
it. He had drunk with—</p>
<blockquote><p>“Piping Pebworth, Dancing Marston,<br/>
Haunted Hillborough, Hungry Grafton,<br/>
Dodging Exhall, Papist Wixford,<br/>
Beggarly Broom, and Drunken Bidford.”</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Such is the legend. There are those who believe it, and
there are again those who do not. The quatrain does not
seem to fit in with the story, and indeed bears evidence of being
one of those injurious rhymes respecting neighbouring and rival
villages fairly common throughout England, often reflecting
severely, not only upon the characteristics of those places, but
also upon the moral character of their inhabitants. Indeed,
the present rhymes are mildness itself compared with some, with
which these pure pages shall not be sullied. But although
we may not place much faith in the Shakespearean ascription,
those go, surely, too far who refuse to believe Shakespeare
capable of taking part in one of these old-time
drinking-bouts. Shakespeare, we are nowadays told, could
not have descended to such conduct; but in holding such a view we
judge the poet and the times in which he lived by the standards
of our own age; a very gross fallacy indeed. It is not,
nowadays, “respectable” for any one, no matter the
height <SPAN name="page139"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">p.
139</span>or the obscurity of his status, to drink more than
enough; but he who in those times shirked his drink was accounted
a very sorry fellow. What says Sir Toby Belch, in
<i>Twelfth Night</i>? “He is a coward and a coystril
that will not drink till his brains turn o’ the toe like a
parish top.” To this day, in the banqueting-room of
Haddon Hall, we may see what the jovial souls who were
contemporary with Shakespeare did to the man who could not or
would not finish his tankard. There is an ingenious
handcuff in the panelling of that apartment in which the wrist of
such an one was secured, and down his sleeve the drink he had
declined was poured. Nay, only a hundred and fifty years
ago, the hospitable hosts and the best of good fellows were those
to whom it was a point of honour to see that their guests were
made, in the modern police phrase, “drunk and
incapable,” so that they had to be carried up to bed.
Mr. Pitt did not commonly get much “forrarder” on
three bottles of port, and generally made his best speeches in
the House when, having generously exceeded that allowance, he was
quite drunk. Mr. Fox was a worthy fellow to him.
Nobody thought the worse of them—in fact, rather the
better—for it. To be drunk was the mark of a
gentleman; to be excessively drunk—the very apogee of
inebriety—was to be “as drunk as a lord”; no
man could do more.</p>
<p>The villages whose bygone outstanding features are thus
rhythmically celebrated are scattered to the west and south-west
of Stratford-on-Avon, between six and eight miles distant; the
two first-named in that widespreading level which stretches
almost uninterruptedly between that town and Evesham.
Pebworth, whose name would seem to enshrine the personal name of
some Saxon landowner—“Pebba’s
weorth”—is quite exceptionally placed on a steep and
sudden hill that rises rather <SPAN name="page140"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>dramatically from the level
champaign.</p>
<p style="text-align: center">
<SPAN href="images/p140.jpg">
<ANTIMG alt="Piping Pebworth" title= "Piping Pebworth" src="images/p140.jpg" /></SPAN></p>
<p>There is more than a thought too much of new building and of
corrugated tin roofing about the Pebworth of to-day, and when I
came up along the village street a steam-roller was engaged in
compacting the macadam of the roadway. I thought sadly that
it was not at all Shakespearean; yet, you know, had the roads
been of your true Shakespearean early seventeenth-century sort,
one would not have penetrated to these scenes with a bicycle at
all. No one pipes nowadays at Pebworth; there is not even a
performer on the penny whistle to sound a note, in evidence of
good faith. It is a pretty enough village, but not
remarkably so, and offers the illustrator the smallest of
chances, for the church which crowns the hill-top is so encircled
with trees that only the upper part of its tower is
visible. The church, in common with nearly all the village
churches within the Shakespeare <SPAN name="page141"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>radius, is locked, doubtless with a
view to extracting a sixpence from the amiable tourist. Old
tombstones to a Shackel, Shekel or Shackle family—the name
is spelled in many ways—abound here.</p>
<p>Long Marston lies in the midst of this pleasant, level
country, six miles south-west of Stratford-on-Avon, and on a yet
somewhat secluded road; its old-time retirement that recommended
it to the advisers of the fugitive Charles the Second, when
seeking a way for him to escape from the country after the defeat
of his hopes at the Battle of Worcester, September 3rd, 1651,
being little changed. Marston is the only village I have
ever known which owns three adjectives to its name.
“Long” Marston is the better known of them;
“Dancing” Marston is another, and “Dry”
Marston—or “Marston Sicca,” as the pedantic old
topographers of some two centuries ago styled it forms the
third. Whatever fitness may once have attached to the
sobriquet of “Dancing” has long since disappeared,
nor are the traditions of its olden morris-dancers one whit more
marked than those of any other village. In the days when
Marston danced, the neighbouring villages footed it with equally
light heart and light heels, so far as we can tell.
“Dry” Marston, too, forms something of a puzzle to
the observer, who notes not only that it is low-lying and that
the little Dorsington Brook meanders close at hand on the map, in
company with other rills, but also observes that a stone-paved
causeway extends for a considerable distance along the road at
the northern end of the village; evidently provided against
flooded and muddy ways. Finally, if “Marston”
does not derive from “marshtown,” then there is
nothing at all in derivatives. We are thus reduced to the
better-known name, “Long” Marston.</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><SPAN name="page142"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>
<SPAN href="images/p142.jpg">
<ANTIMG alt="“Dancing Marston”" title= "“Dancing Marston”" src="images/p142.jpg" /></SPAN></p>
<p><SPAN name="page143"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">p.
143</span>Doubtless the stranger expects to find a considerable
village, with a long-drawn street of cottages; but Marston is not
in the least like that. Instead, you find ancient
half-timbered and thatched cottages, scattered singly, or in
groups of two or three, fronting upon the level road, each
situated in its large garden, where it seems as much a product of
the soil as the apples and pears, or the more homely cabbages,
beans, and potatoes, and appears almost to have grown there,
equally with them. A branch line of the Great Western
Railway, it is true, runs by, with a station, but at Long Marston
station the world goes easily and leisurely; sparrows chirp in
the waiting-room and rabbits sport along the line; while such
work as goes on in the goods-yard is punctuated by yawns and
illuminative anecdotes. All this by way of praising these
old-world surroundings.</p>
<p>Among the cottages is an older whitewashed group, set back
from the road. In pre-Reformation times this was the
Priest’s House. Across the way stands the pretty
little fourteenth-century church, with little of interest within,
but possessing a fine timbered north porch of the same period,
the timbering at this present time of writing being again exposed
to view after having been covered up with plaster for more than a
century.</p>
<p>It was on the evening of September 10th, the seventh day after
the disastrous Battle of Worcester, that King Charles and his two
companions, Mr. Lassels and Jane Lane, came to Long Marston and
found shelter at the house of Mr. John Tomes. The King was
in the character of “Will Jackson,” servant of
Mistress Jane Lane; in that capacity riding horseback in front of
her, while she rode pillion behind him. We may readily
picture the King, in his servant’s disguise, kept in his
proper place in the kitchen, while Lassels and Jane Lane were
entertained by the master of the house in the best parlour.
Blount, in his <i>Boscobel</i>, published in 1660, the <SPAN name="page144"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>year of the
Restoration, illuminates this historic incident with an anecdote
that gives the brief sojourn at Long Marston as piquant and
homely a savour as that of King Alfred’s burning the cakes
in the cottage where he was in hiding, away down in the
Somersetshire Isle of Athelney, nearly eight hundred years before
the troubles of the Stuarts were heard of. Supper was being
prepared for Mr. Tomes’ guests, and the cook asked
“Will Jackson” to wind up the roasting-jack.
“Will Jackson,” says Blount, “was obedient, and
attempted it, but hit not the right way, which made the maid in
some passion ask, ‘What countryman are you, that you know
not how to wind up a jack?’ To which Charles, who was
ever blessed with that happy quality the French call
<i>esprit</i>, for which we have no exactly corresponding word,
replied, ‘I am a poor tenant’s son of Colonel Lane,
in Staffordshire; we seldom have roast meat, and when we have, we
don’t make use of a jack.’”</p>
<p>Every one in Long Marston can point out “King’s
Lodge,” as this historic house is now known. Somewhat
altered, externally and internally, but still in possession of
descendants of the John Tomes who sheltered the King after
Worcester Fight, it still retains the famous roasting-jack, now
carefully preserved in a glass-case, in the room that was in
those times a kitchen, and later became a cider cellar, and is
now the dining-room.</p>
<p>The Tomes family—who pronounce their name
“Tombs,” and have many kinsfolk who also spell it in
that fashion—have a curious and dismal pictorial pun upon
their ancient patronymic, by way of coat of arms. It
represents three white altar-tombs on a green ground; to speak in
the language of heraldry: Vert, three tombstones argent.</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><SPAN name="page145"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>
<SPAN href="images/p145.jpg">
<ANTIMG alt="Dining Room, Formerly the Kitchen, King’s Lodge" title= "Dining Room, Formerly the Kitchen, King’s Lodge" src="images/p145.jpg" /></SPAN></p>
<p><SPAN name="page146"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>John
Tomes suffered for his loyalty. Some of his lands were
sequestrated and he was obliged to leave the country; nor did the
Royal favour subsequently shown his family advantage them very
greatly; the liberty granted them of hunting, hawking and fishing
from Long Marston to Crab’s Cross, in the neighbourhood of
Redditch, being, it may well be supposed, of little value.</p>
<p>Although, as already noted, changes have been made at
“King’s Lodge,” one may yet, in the quaint
dining-room which was then the kitchen, sit in the Ingle-nook of
the great fireplace, in which it may be supposed “Will
Jackson,” having doubtless kissed the cook—if indeed,
she were a kissable cook—and thus made amends for his
unhandiness with the roasting-jack, was afterwards allowed a
seat.</p>
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