<h2><SPAN name="page147"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>CHAPTER XV</h2>
<p style="text-align: center" class="gutsumm">The ‘Eight
Villages’ (<i>concluded</i>).</p>
<p class="gutsumm">‘Haunted’ Hillborough,
‘Hungry’ Grafton,</p>
<p class="gutsumm">‘Dodging’ Exhall,
‘Papist’ Wixford,</p>
<p class="gutsumm">‘Beggarly’ Broom, and
‘Drunken’ Bidford.</p>
<p>“<span class="smcap">Haunted</span> Hillborough,”
which comes next in order in this rhymed survey, is
geographically remote from Long Marston, not so much in mere
mileage, for it is not quite three miles distant, measured in a
straight line, but it is situated on the other, and Warwickshire,
side of the Avon, at a point where the river is not
bridged. In short, the traveller from Long Marston to
Hillborough will scarcely perform the journey under six miles,
going by way of Dorsington and Barton, always along crooked
roads, and thence through Bidford. Dorsington is an
entirely pretty and extremely small village with a church
noticeable only for the whimsical smallness of its red-brick
Georgian tower. Why, in a lesser-known local rhyme, which
does not find celebrity upon postcards and fancy articles at
Stratford-on-Avon, Dorsington should be known as
“Daft” is more than I can say; unless it be that the
facile alliteration is irresistible. There are reasons
sufficient for this lack of popularity, in the lines in which
Dorsington’s name occurs—</p>
<blockquote><p>“Daft Dorsington, Lousy Luddington,<br/>
Welford for witches, Hinton for bitches,<br/>
An’ Weston at th’ end of th’
’orld.”</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Barton, through which we come into Bidford, is, as might
perhaps be suspected from its name, merely a <SPAN name="page148"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>rustic
hamlet, for “barton” is but the old English word for
a cow-byre or a barn. It is that “Burton Heath”
mentioned in the <i>Taming of the Shrew</i>, of which Christopher
Sly, “old Sly’s son,” “by birth a pedlar,
by education a card-maker, by transmutation a bear-herd, and now
by present profession a tinker,” was a native.</p>
<p>From Barton we cross the Avon into Bidford over an ancient
bridge of eight arches built in 1482 by the brethren of Alcester
priory to replace the ford by which travellers along the Ryknield
Street had up to that time crossed the river. The eight
arches of Bidford achieve the rather difficult feat of being each
of a different shape and size, and the heavy stonework itself has
been extensively patched with brick. Here the Avon is
encumbered with eyots and rushes, very destructive to the
navigation, but affording very useful foregrounds for the
illustrator.</p>
<p>Bidford is wholly on the further, or Warwickshire, side of the
river, and is a rather urban-looking place of one very long and
narrow street. It has a population of over a thousand, and
thus, I believe, comes under the official definition of a
“populous place,” whose inns and public-houses are
permitted to remain open until 11 p.m., which may or may not be a
consideration here. The inns of Bidford are numerous, but
they do not appear to enjoy their former prosperity. I
adventured into one of them one thirsty summer day, for the
purpose of sampling some of the “perry” advertised
for sale within. There was no joy in the sour sorry stuff
it proved to be. You get quite a quantity of it for
three-halfpence; but it is odds against your drinking half of
it. The landlady dolefully spoke of the state of
trade. She had not taken half-a-crown that day.
Truly, the glories of Bidford have departed!</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><SPAN name="page149"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>
<SPAN href="images/p149.jpg">
<ANTIMG alt="“Drunken Bidford”" title= "“Drunken Bidford”" src="images/p149.jpg" /></SPAN></p>
<p><SPAN name="page150"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>The
old “Falcon” inn, an inn no longer, nor for many
years past, stands in the midst of this very considerable
village, close by the parish church, whose odd and not beautiful
tower forms a prominent object in the view from the bridge.
It is not in the least worth while to enter that church, for it
has been almost wholly rebuilt. The nave has a ceiling, and
there are deal doors, painted and grained to resemble oak.
The chancel, reconstructed in the more florid and unrestrained
period of the Gothic revival, is a lamentable specimen of
architectural zeal not according to discretion.</p>
<p style="text-align: center">
<SPAN href="images/p150.jpg">
<ANTIMG alt="The “Falcon,” Bidford" title= "The “Falcon,” Bidford" src="images/p150.jpg" /></SPAN></p>
<p>It is nearly a century since the “Falcon” ceased
to be an inn. It then became a workhouse, and thus many a
boozy old reprobate whose courses at the “Falcon” had
brought him to poverty ended his days under the same roof.
Cynic Fortune, turned moralist and temperance lecturer, surely
was never in a more saturnine humour!</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><SPAN name="page151"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>
<SPAN href="images/p151.jpg">
<ANTIMG alt="“Haunted Hillborough”" title= "“Haunted Hillborough”" src="images/p151.jpg" /></SPAN></p>
<p><SPAN name="page152"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>The
old sign of the inn eventually found its way to
Shakespeare’s birthplace. It pictured a golden falcon
on a red ground, and bore additionally the arms of the Skipwith
family, the chief landowners in Bidford. With the sign went
an old chair in which Shakespeare is traditionally said to have
sat. To-day the “Falcon” is let in tenements,
and also houses the village reading-room and library. The
building deserves a better fate, for, as will be noted from the
accompanying illustration, it has that quality, as admirable in
architecture as in men, character. It is of two distinct
styles: the half-timbered gable noted along the street being
doubtless the oldest portion, apparently of the mid-fifteenth
century. This would seem to be the original inn. The
main block seems to be about a century later, and would thus have
been a recent building in Shakespeare’s youth. It was
added apparently at a period of unbounded prosperity and is
wholly of stone. The stone is of that very markedly
striated blue lias much used in this district, and is set in a
traditional fashion once greatly followed, that is to say, in
alternate narrow and broad hands or courses.</p>
<p>Proceeding from Bidford along the Stratford road for
Hillborough the haunted, the site of the ancient crab-apple tree
is found, where the defeated Stratfordians slept off the effects
of their carouse. The road is hedged now and the fields
enclosed and cultivated, but in Shakespeare’s time the way
was open. The spot is marked on Ordnance maps as
“Shakespeare’s Crab,” and although the ancient
tree finally disappeared in a venerable age on December 4th,
1824, when its remains, shattered in storms and hacked by
relic-hunters, were carted off to Bidford Grange, a younger tree
of the same genus has been planted on the identical site.
We may note the spot, interested and unashamed, because although
the rhymes upon the eight villages are almost certainly not
Shakespeare’s—though probably quite as old as his
period—that is no reason for doubting the <SPAN name="page153"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">p.
153</span>poet’s taking part in the drinking contest.
“Because thou art virtuous, shall there be no cakes and
ale?” and because we do not follow the customs of our
ancestors shall we think them in their generation—and
Shakespeare with them—disreputable? I think not,
although, with these things in mind, I live in daily expectation
of an article in some popular journal, asking, “Was
Shakespeare Respectable?” I think the poet was, apart
from his literary genius, an average man, with the weaknesses of
such; and all the more lovable for it.</p>
<p style="text-align: center">
<SPAN href="images/p153.jpg">
<ANTIMG alt="“Haunted Hillborough”" title= "“Haunted Hillborough”" src="images/p153.jpg" /></SPAN></p>
<p>Hillborough is reached by turning in a further mile to the
right, off the high road, at a point where a meadow is situated
locally known as “Palmer’s Piece.”
Palmer, it appears, was a farmer who drowned his wife in the
Avon, and was gibbeted on this spot for the crime.</p>
<p>A mile’s journey along narrow roads, down towards the
river, brings the pilgrim to Hillborough. Now Hillborough
is not a village: it is not even a hamlet, <SPAN name="page154"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>and is
indeed nothing but the remaining wing of an old manor-house, now
a farm, and in a very solitary situation. It will thunder
and lighten, and rain heavily when you go to Hillborough—it
always does when you seek interesting places in remote
spots—but these conditions seem only the more appropriate
to the haunted reputation of the scene; although what was the
nature of the hauntings has eluded every possible inquiry.
It is thus curiously and wholly in keeping that the old
manor-house and its surroundings should look so eerie.
Noble trees romantically overhang the house; remains of old
buildings whose disappearance mournful ghosts might grieve over,
lend a dilapidated air of the Has Been to the place; and an
ancient circular stone pigeon-house, a relic of the former manor,
stands beside a dismal pond. But the ghosts have ceased to
walk.</p>
<p style="text-align: center">
<SPAN href="images/p154.jpg">
<ANTIMG alt="“Hungry Grafton”" title= "“Hungry Grafton”" src="images/p154.jpg" /></SPAN></p>
<p>A mile and a half across the Stratford road, is situated the
fourth of these eight villages, “Hungry”
Grafton. The real name of the place is Temple
Grafton. “Hungry” <SPAN name="page155"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>is said to be an allusion to a
supposed poverty of the soil, but farmers of this neighbourhood,
although fully as dissatisfied as you expect a farmer to be, do
not lend much help to the stranger seeking information.
“I’ve varmed wuss land an’ I’ve varmed
better,” was the eminently non-committal reply of one;
while another was of the opinion that “it ’on’t
break us, nor yet it ’on’t make us.”</p>
<p>The Shakespearean tourist will not be pleased with Grafton,
for the squire of the adjoining Grafton Court practically rebuilt
the whole village some forty years ago. It is true that was
not a heroic undertaking, for it is a small village, but the
doing of it very effectually quenches the traveller’s
enthusiasm. Even the church was rebuilt in 1875: a
peculiarly unfortunate thing, because the old building was one of
those for which claim was made for having been the scene of
Shakespeare’s marriage, that elusive ceremony of which no
register survives to bear witness. It is only in practical,
unsentimental England that these things are at all
possible. A furious desire to obliterate every possible
Shakespearean landmark would almost seem to have possessed the
people of the locality, until quite recent years. Grafton,
whose “Temple” prefix derives from the manor having
anciently been one of the possessions of the Knights Templar,
stands on a hill. The site is thought to have been covered
in olden times with scrub-woods, “Grafton” or
“Greveton,” taking its name from
“greves”; a word signifying underwoods. Similar
place-names are found in Northamptonshire, in Grafton Regis and
Grafton Underwood, situated in Whittlebury Forest.</p>
<p>The only possible picture in “Hungry” Grafton is
that sketched here, from below the ridge, where a brook runs
beneath the road, beside a group of red-brick <SPAN name="page156"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">p.
156</span>cottages. If you ascend the road indicated here
and pass the highly uninteresting church and schools, you come to
the hamlet of Ardens Grafton, a very much more gracious and
picturesque place, although in extremely tumbledown and
dilapidated circumstances. It is very much of a woodland
hamlet, and appears to owe the first part of its name rather to
that circumstance than to ownership at any time by the Arden
family: Ardens in this case signifying a height overlooking a
wooded Vale.</p>
<p style="text-align: center">
<SPAN href="images/p156.jpg">
<ANTIMG alt="The Hollow Road, Exhall" title= "The Hollow Road, Exhall" src="images/p156.jpg" /></SPAN></p>
<p>The situation of the place does in fact most aptly illustrate
the derivation, for it stands upon a very remarkable ridge, which
must needs be descended by a steep and sudden hill if we want to
reach Exhall. Descending the almost precipitous and narrow
road with surprise, the nearly cliff-like escarpment is seen
trending away most strikingly to the north.</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><SPAN name="page157"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>
<SPAN href="images/p157.jpg">
<ANTIMG alt="“Papist Wixford”" title= "“Papist Wixford”" src="images/p157.jpg" /></SPAN></p>
<p><SPAN name="page158"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>We
are now in the valley of the river Arrow. On the way to
Exhall we come—not led by Caliban—to “where
crabs grow,” for the hedgerows here are remarkable for the
number of crab-apple trees. Shakespeare must have had them
in mind when he wrote <i>The Tempest</i>. Exhall lies in a
beautiful country, on somewhat obscure byways that may have given
the place that elusive character with strangers to which it owes
its nickname of “Dodging”: although, to be sure there
are the other readings of “Dadging,” whose meaning no
one seems to comprehend; and “Drudging,” which it is
held is the true epithet, given in allusion to the heavy
ploughlands of the vale. Yet another choice has been found,
in “Dudging,” supposed to mean “sulky”;
but the ingenuity of commentators in these things is
endless. There is, at any rate, in coming from Ardens
Grafton, no modern difficulty in finding Exhall. It is a
little village of large farms, with a small aisle-less Early
English and Decorated church whose interest has been almost
wholly destroyed by the so-called “restoration” of
1863. A window with the ball-flower moulding characteristic
of the Decorated period remains in the south wall, and there are
brasses to John Walsingham, 1566, and his wife; but for the rest,
the stranger within these gates need not regret the church being
locked, in common with most others in Shakespeare land. The
hollow road at Exhall, with high, grassy banks and the group of
charming old half-timbered cottages illustrated here is a
delight. The builder who built them—they are
certainly at least a century older than Shakespeare—built
more picturesquely than he knew, with those sturdy chimney-stacks
and the long flight of stairs ascending from the road.</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><SPAN name="page159"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>
<SPAN href="images/p159.jpg">
<ANTIMG alt="Brass to Thomas de Cruwe and Wife, Wixford" title= "Brass to Thomas de Cruwe and Wife, Wixford" src="images/p159.jpg" /></SPAN></p>
<p><SPAN name="page160"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>There
are orchards at Exhall where I think the
“leather-coats” such as Davy put before
Shallow’s guests yet grow: they are a russet apple, and,
like the “bitter-sweeting,” own a local name which
Shakespeare, the Warwickshire countryman, knew well enough, but
of whose existence Bacon could have known nothing. What
says Mercutio to Romeo? “Thy wit is a very bitter
sweeting: it is a most sharp sauce.” And if you,
tempted by the beautiful yellow of that apple, pick one and taste
it, you will find the bitterness of it bite to the very bone.</p>
<p>Exhall takes the first part of its name, “ex,”
from the Celtic word <i>uisg</i>, for water: a word which has
given the river Exe its name, and masquerades elsewhere as Ouse,
Exe, Usk, Esk, and so forth. But the river Arrow is a mile
distant, and Wixford, which comes next, whose boundaries extend
to that stream, is much better entitled to its name, which was
originally “uisg-ford,” meaning
“water-ford.”</p>
<p>“Papist” Wixford is said to have derived its
nickname from the Throckmortons, staunch Roman Catholics, who
once owned property here. The Arrow runs close by the
scattered cottages of this tiny place, which might be styled
merely a hamlet, except that it has a parish church of its
own. A delightful little church it is, too, placed on a
ridge and neighboured only by some timber-framed cottages.
Luxuriant elms group nobly with it, and in the churchyard is a
very large and handsome yew-tree, whose spreading branches,
perhaps more symmetrical than those of any other yew of its size
in this country, are supported at regular intervals by timber
struts, forming a curious and notable sight. There are
monumental brasses in the little church; by far the best of them,
however, is the noble brass to Thomas de Cruwe and his wife
Juliana, appropriately placed in the south chapel that was
founded by him. Thomas de Cruwe—whose name was really
“Crewe,” only our ancestors were used to spell
phonetically—was scarcely <SPAN name="page162"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>the warlike knight he would, from
his plate-armour and mighty sword, appear to be. He was, in
fact, chief steward to Richard Beauchamp, Earl of Warwick, and
attorney to the Countess Margaret, widow of his
predecessor. He was, further, a “Knight of the
Shire,” or member of Parliament, in 1404, and Justice of
the Peace; and having filled these various professional and
official positions, let us hope with as much satisfaction to his
employers and others as obviously to his own advantage, he died
at last in his bed, as all good lawyers, even of his date, the
beginning of the fifteenth century, ought to do, in the year
1418. The date of his death is, however, not mentioned on
the brass, the blanks in the inscription, left for the purpose,
having never been filled. His wife Juliana, who had been
the widow of one of the Cloptons, predeceased him, in 1411, and
Thomas de Cruwe caused this beautiful and costly brass to be
engraved in his own lifetime. The incomplete inscription is
by no means unusual, numerous brasses throughout the country
displaying similar unfilled spaces; pointing to the indifference
with which the date of departure of the dear departed was all too
often regarded by their more or less sorrowing heirs, executors,
and assigns.</p>
<p style="text-align: center">
<SPAN href="images/p161.jpg">
<ANTIMG alt="“Beggarly Broom”" title= "“Beggarly Broom”" src="images/p161.jpg" /></SPAN></p>
<p>This splendidly-engraved brass, which ranks among the largest
and finest in England, is mounted on a raised slab measuring nine
by four feet; the effigies five feet in height. A curious
error of the engraver of this monument is to be noted, in the
omission of Thomas de Cruwe’s sword-belt or baldrick, by
which the sword hanging from his waist has no visible means of
support. The odd badge—apparently unique in
heraldry—of a naked human left foot is seen many times
repeated on the brass. No explanation of it seems ever to
have been offered. We might have expected a cock in the <SPAN name="page163"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>act of
crowing, for “Crewe,” for our ancestors dearly loved
puns upon family names and were never daunted by the vapidity or
appalling stupidity of them; but in this case they forbore.</p>
<p>The penultimate village of these rhymes,
“Beggarly” Broom, also stands upon the Arrow.
Marston, as we have seen, dances no more, nor does Pebworth pipe;
the supernatural no longer vexes Hillborough, and Grafton is not
so hungry as you might suppose. Exhall is not difficult to
find, and there are not any Roman Catholics at Wixford; while
Bidford is not obviously drunken. But Broom is just as
beggarly as ever.</p>
<p>Broom was originally a hamlet of squatters on a gorsy, or
broom-covered heath, and a hamlet it yet remains. Modern
times have brought Broom a railway junction and a bridge across
the Arrow, where was until recently only a ford; but Broom is not
to be moved into activity by these things, or anything.
Anglers come by cheap tickets from Birmingham and fish in the
Arrow, and swap lies at the “Hollybush” and
“Broom” inns about what they have caught, but there
still is that poverty-stricken air about the place which
originally attracted the notice of the rhymester, centuries
ago. A flour-mill, still actively at work by the river, and
a new house being built, do little to qualify this ancient aspect
of squalid decay, which seems to extend even to the inhabitants,
who may be observed sitting stolidly and abstractedly, as though
contemplating the immensities. They are probably only
wondering whence to-morrow’s dinner is coming, a branch of
philosophical inquiry of poignant interest.</p>
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