<h2 class="vspace"><SPAN name="CHAPTER_X" id="CHAPTER_X">CHAPTER X</SPAN><br/> <span class="subhead">THE BOOTMAKER'S ROYAL WOOING</span></h2>
<p class="drop-cap4"><span class="smcap1">When</span> the Essen doctor advised Maria
Hussmann, Frederick Krupp's "lady housekeeper,"
to try a course of thermal baths
at Aix-la-Chapelle she was only too glad to do so. Maria
was a typical German woman, heavy, solid, and, as
she was in the late thirties, fond of boasting of her
respectability. She styled herself "a noble lady,"
and she was in the habit of explaining to her acquaintances
that she only "condescended" to manage Herr
Krupp's domestic staff for him, having been tempted
by an enormous salary, the latter being a tribute to
her excellence and her social position. She always
carried herself with great dignity, and Krupp, who
had a comic admiration for what in Germany passes
for good breeding, was rather proud of his employée's
pride.</p>
<p>Of course, he readily granted her permission to make
the journey to the favourite resort, and to stay there
for at least a month. Maria, therefore, packed up her
trunks, and started for Aix-la-Chapelle. The woman
had a fairly large sum of money saved, and, anxious
to meet the best people, she put up at a first-class hotel,
and placed herself under the care of a physician with
a European reputation. In this way she acquired
position at once in the hotel, and while carefully
suppressing the fact that she was the Cannon King's<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_136" id="Page_136">136</SPAN></span>
housekeeper she let it be known that she derived her
means from him.</p>
<p>Everybody thereupon assumed that she was a relation
of Krupp's, and after that expressed no surprise that she
should be so rich.</p>
<p>The tall woman with the red face, who looked so
grotesque in her fashionable clothes, was most assiduous
in following her doctor's orders, and she was soon a
well-known figure amongst the patients, who came
from all parts of the world. When the scores of impecunious
German officers heard that she was actually
related to the millionaire Krupp they crowded round
her, and the widow took their admiration as due entirely
to her personal charm! Every day she had more
invitations to lunch than she could accept, and there
was keen competition for the honour of escorting her
to the theatre or opera. This was, indeed, life, and,
large as was Frederick Krupp's monthly cheque, she
began to look forward to the time when she would be
independent of it, and would have an officer husband—the
ambition of every German woman—and a home
of her own to manage.</p>
<p>Then suddenly she met, purely by accident, a man
who raised her ambitions even higher. Hitherto she
had considered it bliss to hear a young officer of the
Prussian Guards whisper insincerities into her ear,
but once she became acquainted with a future King
she forgot all other men.</p>
<p>It was a very hot afternoon in mid-August, 1897, when
Maria, walking slowly between an avenue of trees,
slipped on a piece of orange-peel, and she would have
met with a serious accident had not a gentleman caught
her in time. The shock, however, gravely affected
her, and her rescuer had to escort her to a friendly seat
to give her time to recover. There he waited politely
until she signified that she was better, and it was only
then that she took notice of him. She saw a man above<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_137" id="Page_137">137</SPAN></span>
medium height with a saturnine countenance, dark
eyes and a black moustache. She noticed that the
expression of his mouth hovered between a sneer and
a scowl, and somehow his grey suit and light Homburg
hat failed to give a touch of relief to an exterior not
at all pleasing. However, Maria was too great a "perfect
lady" not to feel grateful for the service he had
rendered her, and she thanked him, ending up by revealing
her identity.</p>
<p>"I am charmed, madame," said the stranger, speaking
in French. "My name is—but, no, I must respect
my incognito. I am Count d'Este. You can know
me by that." A profound bow followed, and the next
moment the count had disappeared.</p>
<p>Marie went back to her hotel with the words "incognito"
and "count" ringing in her ears. She was sure
that the stranger had been impressed by her, and she
was equally certain that he was a great man, for only
monarchs and their heirs talked of travelling "incognito."
He was undoubtedly something better than
a count, although Maria had an exaggerated veneration
for any title of nobility.</p>
<p>Of course, the "lady housekeeper from Essen"
procured an <i>Almanach de Gotha</i> at the hotel, but as
it was not illustrated, she could not identify the mysterious
gentleman, and she might have given up the task
had she not met him again at the same place the following
day. On this occasion he came straight up to her,
and in the most charming and natural manner entered
into conversation, carefully inquiring first if she had
suffered any ill-consequences from the previous day's
mishap, and expressing the greatest delight when she
declared that she was quite well again.</p>
<p>They parted after half an hour, the count in a sad
voice informing her that owing to fear of being recognized
and his incognito not being respected he could not ask
her to be his guest at a restaurant. The remark<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_138" id="Page_138">138</SPAN></span>
fired her curiosity, and she went at once to the public
library, and within a quarter of an hour was surrounded
by a score of books on the royal families of Europe.
It took her, however, nearly two hours to solve the
mystery, and it was a bound volume of the Paris <i>Figaro</i>
that gave her the clue she was seeking.</p>
<p>"He's the Archduke Francis Ferdinand," she whispered
to herself, and her body vibrated. "The heir
to the throne! And we're such good friends! Now I'll
have no difficulty in being received into the society
that I've always longed to enter."</p>
<p>When she reached her hotel there was a retired German
colonel waiting to take her for a promenade, and at
any other time Maria would have given half her fortune
to be seen in his company, but now she almost condescendingly
begged him to excuse her, and as she lumbered
up the stairs the colonel could only stand in the hall,
stare after her, and mutter curses expressive of his
surprise and anger. He had planned to marry the
wealthy relative of Frederick Krupp, and so save himself
from bankruptcy. But Frau Hussmann had no
use for common colonels now. She could think only
of her august friend, the heir to the throne of Austria;
no one else mattered.</p>
<p>It was her intention to keep her discovery to herself,
but when on the third day she found the "count"
obviously waiting for her she could not restrain herself
when after five minutes' promenading together she
had yet to hear a word from him. The "count"
was in one of his melancholy moods, but since seeing
him last she had read in several papers how addicted
he was to pessimism, and she had already come to the
conclusion that her mission in life was to save him from
melancholia, and give him a new interest in life.</p>
<p>"Your Imperial and Royal Highness"—she began.</p>
<p>But he started convulsively, and laid a warning
hand on her arm.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_139" id="Page_139">139</SPAN></span>
"Ah, I see you have discovered my secret," he said
with a most anxious expression. "Trust a woman's
wit to get to the truth. You pierced my incognito,
madame. But I am not angry. It is proof that you
take an interest in an unhappy man. I thank you
for it."</p>
<p>"Unhappy?" she echoed in amazement. "Your
Royal Highness——"</p>
<p>"My name is Franz—to my friends," he said, looking
at her steadily, "and we are friends, are we not?"</p>
<p>Maria could scarcely speak, so excited was she by
the honour. The Archduke Francis Ferdinand was
so natural and such a delightful companion! That
very day he told her how his uncle, the Emperor, was
trying to force him to marry an archduchess he did not
love, and he recounted scenes in the Hofburg at Vienna
which simply enthralled Krupp's lady housekeeper,
who felt that she was, indeed, taking a peep into the
most exclusive Court in Europe.</p>
<p>"I can go nowhere without being pestered," said
the melancholy archduke. "I have no real friends.
The Czar and the Kaiser only invite me to their palaces
to introduce me to princesses. I am considered merely
a pawn on the chessboard of Europe, and they never
seem to think that I have a heart like other men, and
that I long for a sweet, sympathetic wife."</p>
<p>He pressed her hand and looked into her eyes, and
Maria Hussmann had difficulty in keeping on her feet,
so overcome was she by emotion as she walked in that
shady avenue and knew that she was being made love
to by the future Emperor of Austria and King of
Hungary.</p>
<p>"You understand now why I am in Aix-la-Chapelle,"
he resumed after a pause. "I can experience a little
liberty here, and by paying cash for everything I have
no need to reveal my identity. Of course I dare not
draw cheques on my bankers, for that would give me<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_140" id="Page_140">140</SPAN></span>
away completely. Oh, madame, I am thankful that
I came here, for I have never been so happy since I
met you."</p>
<p>The courtship was not a long one: indeed, it was
much too short for the romantic woman. Nearly
every afternoon she met the archduke, and he always
had some fresh story to tell her of the Hofburg—the
Kaiser's secret visits there, the drawing up of important
treaties at midnight, the "removing" of political
enemies, and the real meaning of various public actions
of the emperor's. Incidentally he enlightened Marie
as to the real character of Frederick Krupp. He was,
of course, very sorry to have to draw the line at the
millionaire, he said, even if Madame was a relative
of the Cannon King's; but Marie hastened to dissociate
herself from her "relation," explaining that she had a
fortune independent of him, and that if ever she married
she would not want to see too much of the Kaiser's
friend.</p>
<p>A fortnight after the accident the archduke formally
asked Marie to be his wife. She had been expecting
the proposal for days, but she was surprised almost into
hysterics when he actually made the offer. It seemed
too good to be true. Aix-la-Chapelle was then crowded
with beauties of all sorts and conditions. Some of
the loveliest heiresses in Europe were to be seen daily
in the town. The archduke had only to reveal himself
to be flattered and courted by them, and yet he
had chosen her! It was undoubtedly the greatest
compliment she could possibly receive.</p>
<p>In the faintest of tones she said "Yes," and the archduke
bowed over her hand, and impressed a respectful
kiss upon it. "Just like one would expect from a
prince," said the lady housekeeper later when describing
that moment of blissful triumph.</p>
<p>"Of course, we'll be married at once," said Franz
Ferdinand, who was the most attentive and enthusiastic<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_141" id="Page_141">141</SPAN></span>
of lovers. "Until you are my wife I shall not
know a moment's peace, for if the Emperor got to know
of my matrimonial plans he would have you kidnapped,
Maria, and I should be left to mourn your loss."</p>
<p>The idea of the Emperor abducting this sixteen stone
of solid German flesh would have struck anyone but
Maria as comic. She, however, was too great an admirer
of herself and too romantic to see anything absurd
in the idea.</p>
<p>"I am ready for you at any time, Franz," she said
in a flutter. "You know I am yours for ever now."</p>
<p>How delightful it was to meet the archduke every
day after dusk and discuss the question of immediate
marriage! They made plans, only to unmake them at
their next meeting. Once for a period of three days
Krupp's housekeeper had to live without seeing her
fiancé, but, as he explained on his return to Aix-la-Chapelle,
he had been unexpectedly recalled to Vienna
to take part in a Council of State at the Hofburg.</p>
<p>"Again the Emperor talked of my marrying one
of my cousins," he said with a scowl. "He little
realizes that I am about to wed the girl of my heart,
and one whom I mean to make my Empress when the
right time comes."</p>
<p>Once more they fell to discussing the best place to
get married in. Various Continental cities were mentioned,
but rejected, and eventually the archduke's
suggestion that they should travel to London at once,
go through the marriage ceremony at a register office,
and then in the presence of a priest, and afterwards
return to Aix-la-Chapelle, was adopted. From there
Francis Ferdinand was to inform his uncle as to what
had happened, and prepare for his entry into Austria
with his bride by his side.</p>
<p>"Once you are mine, even the Emperor will not be
able to separate us," he assured her confidently, "and
you can always rely upon my love and protection. I<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_142" id="Page_142">142</SPAN></span>
am sure the Austrians and Hungarians will take my
lovely bride to their hearts."</p>
<p>With the venue settled upon there was only one thing
more to do, and that was for the archduke to send for
"a few thousand marks" for the expenses of their
wedding and subsequent honeymoon. He spoke so
glibly of his immense fortune that poor Maria did not
dare to refer to the fifty thousand marks she had in
the bank at Essen. However, he spared her any embarrassment
by laughingly advising her to take whatever
money she had out of the German banks in case "the
Emperor, my uncle, should try to deprive you of it."
Maria accordingly sent instructions to her bankers,
and shortly she had two thousand five hundred pounds
in her possession, but only for a short time, for she
handed it over to "Franz" for safe keeping on his
suggestion.</p>
<p>The portly housekeeper and the melancholy archduke
stole out of Aix-la-Chapelle late one night, and,
travelling by a circuitous route, reached London two
days later. They were both dead tired, but nevertheless
very happy, and for the time being the Austrian heir
seemed to have become another man. He could laugh
and joke and talk rapturously of the love he bore his
bride, and he was all impatience for their brief journey
to the register office in the neighbourhood of the Strand.</p>
<p>London was crowded at the time. In the previous
June Queen Victoria had celebrated her Diamond
Jubilee, and if all the royalties had departed there were
sufficient notable sight-seers from all corners of the
earth to make the great city more than usually
interesting.</p>
<p>"It is the best time for us," said the archduke, beaming
upon Maria as they prepared to leave the hotel
for the register office. "These Londoners have had
so much royalty in their midst lately that they won't
trouble to bother about me."</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_143" id="Page_143">143</SPAN></span>
The dingy register office seemed to Maria Hussmann
a veritable Fairyland setting for her romance when she
stood beside Francis Ferdinand, and the wheezy official
turned them into man and wife in the most matter-of-fact
manner. She regretted that they had to give
false names, but she was well aware that that small
fraud would not invalidate the marriage.</p>
<p>A couple of clerks, called in, and rewarded with
half a sovereign each, officiated as witnesses, and then
Maria and her princely husband went out into the
sunshine and tried to realize that the wonderful event
had happened.</p>
<p>They had a merry little lunch for two at the Savoy
Hotel, and in the afternoon they went for a drive through
London. At night they had a box at one of the principal
theatres, and Francis Ferdinand talked of taking her
down to Windsor to see the Queen.</p>
<p>"Her Majesty has a womanly heart, and she will
sympathize with us," he declared. How Maria's heart
beat when she listened to him talking so familiarly
of the crowned heads of Europe! "She'll stand by us,
and she's the most powerful woman in the world. I
know Wilhelm will bluster and Nicholas shed tears
over my supposed loss of dignity, but I don't care."</p>
<p>Maria had agreed to keep their marriage a secret
until her husband had chosen the right moment to
break the news to his uncle, the Emperor Francis Joseph,
and what with daily drives, visits to the theatres, and
exciting plans for a tour of the Courts of Europe, she
let a whole week go by in London without having broken
her promise. Yet she wished that she could tell some
of the people at the <i>Savoy</i>, especially those fashionable
dames who were in the habit of regarding her with unfavourable
looks. It would make them treat her
respectfully. It was all very well for Francis Ferdinand
to wish for privacy, but she was crazy with anxiety
to astonish Europe with news of her exploit.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_144" id="Page_144">144</SPAN></span>
She must have dropped hints in the hearing of her
maid, for between lunch and afternoon tea at the <i>Savoy</i>
one mild September day she found a pleasant-mannered
gentleman beside her, who opened a conversation, and
deftly extracted a statement from her concerning her
husband. This person happened to be a journalist,
and, the same day, the wires were busy conveying the
startling information that the heir to the throne of
Austria had married Maria Hussmann, Frederick Krupp's
lady housekeeper!</p>
<p>Meanwhile the bridegroom had also read the statement
in a London paper, and without a trace of annoyance
had questioned his wife. Maria confessed that
she had been unable to resist the temptation to proclaim
her pride and happiness, and he did not reprove her
harshly. It was only human, after all, he said, for
girls do not marry archdukes every day, so he kissed
her and went downstairs, and she never saw him again.</p>
<p>A third person read about the affair with, perhaps,
more interest than anybody else, and he was the real
Francis Ferdinand. He was staying at his palace in
Hungary, and the announcement of his marriage tickled
even his dormant sense of humour. Three years were
to elapse before he was to become the husband of the
Countess Sophy Chotek, later Duchess of Hohenberg,
and seventeen ere their double murder was to precipitate
the greatest of all wars.</p>
<p>There was no difficulty in exposing the fraud, but
when a detective from Scotland Yard called at the hotel
he found only a weeping bride. Her husband had disappeared,
and she was desolate. The truth was broken
to her, and a benevolent lady in London made arrangements
for her to return to Essen. The authorities
had no use for her now. Their energies were concentrated
on discovering the retreat of the impostor.</p>
<p>His history was a peculiar one. Johann Schmidt—his
real name—was the son of a Berlin bookmaker, who<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_145" id="Page_145">145</SPAN></span>
after numerous terms of imprisonment had become an
inmate of a criminal lunatic asylum. He escaped from
this prison by impersonating one of the doctors, and,
having made his way to Aix-la-Chapelle, wooed and
won the impressionable lady housekeeper from Essen.</p>
<p>The impostor was not, however, brought to trial,
as Maria would not prosecute him. All she wished
was to be allowed to bury herself in obscurity. But
she was scarcely more annoyed than the Chauvinistic
German journalists that her husband was not the real
Simon Pure.</p>
<p>"No wonder he could pose so successfully as Francis
Ferdinand," one of them wrote, "he was for six years
in a lunatic asylum."</p>
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