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<h2> A VOYAGE TO LILLIPUT </h2>
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<h2> CHAPTER I </h2>
<p>My father had a small estate in Nottinghamshire, and I was the third of
four sons. He sent me to Cambridge at fourteen years old, and after
studying there three years I was bound apprentice to Mr. Bates, a famous
surgeon in London. There, as my father now and then sent me small sums of
money, I spent them in learning navigation, and other arts useful to those
who travel, as I always believed it would be some time or other my fortune
to do.</p>
<p>Three years after my leaving him my good master, Mr. Bates, recommended me
as ship's surgeon to the "Swallow," on which I voyaged three years. When I
came back I settled in London, and, having taken part of a small house, I
married Miss Mary Burton, daughter of Mr. Edmund Burton, hosier.</p>
<p>But my good master Bates died two years after; and as I had few friends my
business began to fail, and I determined to go again to sea. After several
voyages, I accepted an offer from Captain W. Pritchard, master of the
"Antelope," who was making a voyage to the South Sea. We set sail from
Bristol, May 4, 1699; and our voyage at first was very prosperous.</p>
<p>But in our passage to the East Indies we were driven by a violent storm to
the north-west of Van Diemen's Land. Twelve of our crew died from hard
labor and bad food, and the rest were in a very weak condition. On the 5th
of November, the weather being very hazy, the seamen spied a rock within
120 yards of the ship; but the wind was so strong that we were driven
straight upon it, and immediately split. Six of the crew, of whom I was
one, letting down the boat, got clear of the ship, and we rowed about
three leagues, till we could work no longer. We therefore trusted
ourselves to the mercy of the waves; and in about half an hour the boat
was upset by a sudden squall. What became of my companions in the boat, or
those who escaped on the rock or were left in the vessel, I cannot tell;
but I conclude they were all lost. For my part, I swam as fortune directed
me, and was pushed forward by wind and tide; but when I was able to
struggle no longer I found myself within my depth. By this time the storm
was much abated. I reached the shore at last, about eight o'clock in the
evening, and advanced nearly half a mile inland, but could not discover
any sign of inhabitants. I was extremely tired, and with the heat of the
weather I found myself much inclined to sleep. I lay down on the grass,
which was very short and soft, and slept sounder than ever I did in my
life for about nine hours. When I woke, it was just daylight. I attempted
to rise, but could not; for as I happened to be lying on my back, I found
my arms and legs were fastened on each side to the ground; and my hair,
which was long and thick, tied down in the same manner. I could only look
upward. The sun began to grow hot, and the light hurt my eyes. I heard a
confused noise about me, but could see nothing except the sky. In a little
time I felt something alive and moving on my left leg, which, advancing
gently over my breast, came almost up to my chin, when, bending my eyes
downward, I perceived it to be a human creature, not six inches high, with
a bow and arrow in his hands, and a quiver at his back. In the meantime I
felt at least forty more following the first. I was in the utmost
astonishment, and roared so loud that they all ran back in a fright; and
some of them were hurt with the falls they got by leaping from my sides
upon the ground. However, they soon returned, and one of them, who
ventured so far as to get a full sight of my face, lifted up his hands in
admiration. I lay all this while in great uneasiness; but at length,
struggling to get loose, I succeeded in breaking the strings that fastened
my left arm to the ground; and at the same time, with a violent pull that
gave me extreme pain, I a little loosened the strings that tied down my
hair, so that I was just able to turn my head about two inches. But the
creatures ran off a second time before I could seize them, whereupon there
was a great shout, and in an instant I felt above a hundred arrows
discharged on my left hand, which pricked me like so many needles.
Moreover, they shot another flight into the air, of which some fell on my
face, which I immediately covered with my left hand. When this shower of
arrows was over I groaned with grief and pain, and then, striving again to
get loose, they discharged another flight of arrows larger than the first,
and some of them tried to stab me with their spears; but by good luck I
had on a leather jacket, which they could not pierce. By this time I
thought it most prudent to lie still till night, when, my left hand being
already loose, I could easily free myself; and as for the inhabitants, I
thought I might be a match for the greatest army they could bring against
me if they were all of the same size as him I saw. When the people
observed that I was quiet they discharged no more arrows, but by the noise
I heard I knew that their number was increased; and about four yards from
me, for more than an hour, there was a knocking, like people at work.
Then, turning my head that way as well as the pegs and strings would let
me, I saw a stage set up, about a foot and a half from the ground, with
two or three ladders to mount it. From this, one of them, who seemed to be
a person of quality, made me a long speech, of which I could not
understand a word, though I could tell from his manner that he sometimes
threatened me, and sometimes spoke with pity and kindness. I answered in
few words, but in the most submissive manner; and, being almost famished
with hunger, I could not help showing my impatience by putting my finger
frequently to my mouth, to signify that I wanted food. He understood me
very well, and, descending from the stage, commanded that several ladders
should be set against my sides, on which more than a hundred of the
inhabitants mounted, and walked toward my mouth with baskets full of food,
which had been sent by the King's orders when he first received tidings of
me. There were legs and shoulders like mutton but smaller than the wings
of a lark. I ate them two or three at a mouthful, and took three loaves at
a time. They supplied me as fast as they could, with a thousand marks of
wonder at my appetite. I then made a sign that I wanted something to
drink. They guessed that a small quantity would not suffice me, and, being
a most ingenious people, they slung up one of their largest hogsheads,
then rolled it toward my hand, and beat out the top. I drank it off at a
draught, which I might well do, for it did not hold half a pint. They
brought me a second hogshead, which I drank, and made signs for more; but
they had none to give me. However, I could not wonder enough at the daring
of these tiny mortals, who ventured to mount and walk upon my body, while
one of my hands was free, without trembling at the very sight of so huge a
creature as I must have seemed to them. After some time there appeared
before me a person of high rank from his Imperial Majesty. His Excellency,
having mounted my right leg, advanced to my face, with about a dozen of
his retinue, and spoke about ten minutes, often pointing forward, which,
as I afterward found, was toward the capital city, about half a mile
distant, whither it was commanded by his Majesty that I should be
conveyed. I made a sign with my hand that was loose, putting it to the
other (but over his Excellency's head, for fear of hurting him or his
train), to show that I desired my liberty. He seemed to understand me well
enough, for he shook his head, though he made other signs to let me know
that I should have meat and drink enough, and very good treatment. Then I
once more thought of attempting to escape; but when I felt the smart of
their arrows on my face and hands, which were all in blisters and observed
likewise that the number of my enemies increased, I gave tokens to let
them know that they might do with me what they pleased. Then they daubed
my face and hands with a sweet-smelling ointment, which in a few minutes
removed all the smarts of the arrows. The relief from pain and hunger made
me drowsy, and presently I fell asleep. I slept about eight hours, as I
was told afterward; and it was no wonder, for the physicians, by the
Emperor's orders, had mingled a sleeping draught in the hogsheads of wine.</p>
<p>It seems that, when I was discovered sleeping on the ground after my
landing, the Emperor had early notice of it, and determined that I should
be tied in the manner I have related (which was done in the night, while I
slept), that plenty of meat and drink should be sent me, and a machine
prepared to carry me to the capital city. Five hundred carpenters and
engineers were immediately set to work to prepare the engine. It was a
frame of wood, raised three inches from the ground, about seven feet long
and four wide, moving upon twenty-two wheels. But the difficulty was to
place me on it. Eighty poles were erected for this purpose, and very
strong cords fastened to bandages which the workmen had tied round my
neck, hands, body, and legs. Nine hundred of the strongest men were
employed to draw up these cords by pulleys fastened on the poles, and in
less than three hours I was raised and slung into the engine, and there
tied fast. Fifteen hundred of the Emperor's largest horses, each about
four inches and a half high, were then employed to draw me toward the
capital. But while all this was done I still lay in a deep sleep, and I
did not wake till four hours after we began our journey.</p>
<p>The Emperor and all his Court came out to meet us when we reached the
capital; but his great officials would not suffer his Majesty to risk his
person by mounting on my body. Where the carriage stopped there stood an
ancient temple, supposed to be the largest in the whole kingdom, and here
it was determined that I should lodge. Near the great gate, through which
I could easily creep, they fixed ninety-one chains, like those which hang
to a lady's watch, which were locked to my left leg with thirty-six
padlocks; and when the workmen found it was impossible for me to break
loose, they cut all the strings that bound me. Then I rose up, feeling as
melancholy as ever I did in my life. But the noise and astonishment of the
people on seeing me rise and walk were inexpressible. The chains that held
my left leg were about two yards long, and gave me not only freedom to
walk backward and forward in a semicircle, but to creep in and lie at full
length inside the temple. The Emperor, advancing toward me from among his
courtiers, all most magnificently clad, surveyed me with great admiration,
but kept beyond the length of my chain. He was taller by about the breadth
of my nail than any of his Court, which alone was enough to strike awe
into the beholders, and graceful and majestic. The better to behold him, I
lay down on my side, so that my face was level with his, and he stood
three yards off. However, I have had him since many times in my hand, and
therefore cannot be deceived. His dress was very simple; but he wore a
light helmet of gold, adorned with jewels and a plume. He held his sword
drawn in his hand, to defend himself if I should break loose; it was
almost three inches long, and the hilt was of gold, enriched with
diamonds. His voice was shrill, but very clear. His Imperial Majesty spoke
often to me, and I answered; but neither of us could understand a word.</p>
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<h2> CHAPTER II </h2>
<p>After about two hours the Court retired, and I was left with a strong
guard to keep away the crowd, some of whom had had the impudence to shoot
their arrows at me as I sat by the door of my house. But the colonel
ordered six of them to be seized and delivered bound into my hands. I put
five of them into my coat pocket; and as to the sixth, I made a face as if
I would eat him alive. The poor man screamed terribly, and the colonel and
his officers were much distressed, especially when they saw me take out my
penknife. But I soon set them at ease, for, cutting the strings he was
bound with, I put him gently on the ground, and away he ran. I treated the
rest in the same manner, taking them one by one out of my pocket; and I
saw that both the soldiers and people were delighted at this mark of my
kindness.</p>
<p>Toward night I got with some difficulty into my house, where I lay on the
ground, as I had to do for a fortnight, till a bed was prepared for me out
of six hundred beds of the ordinary measure.</p>
<p>Six hundred servants were appointed me, and three hundred tailors made me
a suit of clothes. Moreover, six of his Majesty's greatest scholars were
employed to teach me their language, so that soon I was able to converse
after a fashion with the Emperor, who often honored me with his visits.
The first words I learned were to desire that he would please to give me
my liberty, which I every day repeated on my knees; but he answered that
this must be a work of time, and that first I must swear a peace with him
and his kingdom. He told me also that by the laws of the nation I must be
searched by two of his officers, and that as this could not be done
without my help, he trusted them in my hands, and whatever they took from
me should be returned when I left the country. I took up the two officers,
and put them into my coat pockets. These gentlemen, having pen, ink, and
paper about them, made an exact list of everything they saw, which I
afterward translated into English, and which ran as follows:</p>
<p>"In the right coat pocket of the great Man-Mountain we found only one
great piece of coarse cloth, large enough to cover the carpet of your
Majesty's chief room of state. In the left pocket we saw a huge silver
chest, with a silver cover, which we could not lift. We desired that it
should be opened, and one of us stepping into it found himself up to the
mid-leg in a sort of dust, some of which flying into our faces sent us
both into a fit of sneezing. In his right waistcoat pocket we found a
number of white thin substances, folded one over another, about the size
of three men, tied with a strong cable, and marked with black figures,
which we humbly conceive to be writings. In the left there was a sort of
engine, from the back of which extended twenty long poles, with which, we
conjecture, the Man-Mountain combs his head. In the smaller pocket on the
right side were several round flat pieces of white and red metal, of
different sizes. Some of the white, which appeared to be silver, were so
large and heavy that my comrade and I could hardly lift them. From another
pocket hung a huge silver chain, with a wonderful kind of engine fastened
to it, a globe half silver and half of some transparent metal; for on the
transparent side we saw certain strange figures, and thought we could
touch them till we found our fingers stopped by the shining substance.
This engine made an incessant noise, like a water-mill, and we conjecture
it is either some unknown animal, or the god he worships, but probably the
latter, for he told us that he seldom did anything without consulting it.</p>
<p>"This is a list of what we found about the body of the Man-Mountain, who
treated us with great civility."</p>
<p>I had one private pocket which escaped their search, containing a pair of
spectacles and a small spy-glass, which, being of no consequence to the
Emperor, I did not think myself bound in honor to discover.</p>
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<h2> CHAPTER III </h2>
<p>My gentleness and good behavior gained so far on the Emperor and his
Court, and, indeed, on the people in general, that I began to have hopes
of getting my liberty in a short time. The natives came by degrees to be
less fearful of danger from me. I would sometimes lie down and let five or
six of them dance on my hand; and at last the boys and girls ventured to
come and play at hide-and-seek in my hair.</p>
<p>The horses of the army and of the royal stables were no longer shy, having
been daily led before me; and one of the Emperor's huntsmen, on a large
courser, took my foot, shoe and all, which was indeed a prodigious leap. I
amused the Emperor one day in a very extraordinary manner. I took nine
sticks, and fixed them firmly in the ground in a square. Then I took four
other sticks, and tied them parallel at each corner, about two feet from
the ground. I fastened my handkerchief to the nine sticks that stood
erect, and extended it on all sides till it was as tight as the top of a
drum; and I desired the Emperor to let a troop of his best horse,
twenty-four in number, come and exercise upon this plain. His majesty
approved of the proposal, and I took them up one by one, with the proper
officers to exercise them. As soon as they got into order they divided
into two parties, discharged blunt arrows, drew their swords, fled and
pursued, and, in short, showed the best military discipline I ever beheld.
The parallel sticks secured them and their horses from falling off the
stage, and the Emperor was so much delighted that he ordered this
entertainment to be repeated several days, and persuaded the Empress
herself to let me hold her in her chair within two yards of the stage,
whence she could view the whole performance. Fortunately no accident
happened, only once a fiery horse, pawing with his hoof, struck a hole in
my handkerchief, and overthrew his rider and himself. But I immediately
relieved them both, and covering the hole with one hand, I set down the
troop with the other as I had taken them up. The horse that fell was
strained in the shoulder; but the rider was not hurt, and I repaired my
handkerchief as well as I could. However, I would not trust to the
strength of it any more in such dangerous enterprises.</p>
<p>I had sent so many petitions for my liberty that his Majesty at length
mentioned the matter in a full council, where it was opposed by none
except Skyresh Bolgolam, admiral of the realm, who was pleased without any
provocation to be my mortal enemy. However, he agreed at length, though he
succeeded in himself drawing up the conditions on which I should be set
free. After they were read I was requested to swear to perform them in the
method prescribed by their laws, which was to hold my right foot in my
left hand, and to place the middle finger of my right hand on the crown of
my head, and my thumb on the top of my right ear. But I have made a
translation of the conditions, which I here offer to the public:</p>
<p>"Golbaste Mamarem Evlame Gurdile Shefin Mully Ully Gue, Most Mighty
Emperor of Lilliput, delight and terror of the universe, whose dominions
extend to the ends of the globe, monarch of all monarchs, taller than the
sons of men, whose feet press down to the center, and whose head strikes
against the sun, at whose nod the princes of the earth shake their knees,
pleasant as the spring, comfortable as the summer, fruitful as autumn,
dreadful as winter: His Most Sublime Majesty proposeth to the
Man-Mountain, lately arrived at our celestial dominions, the following
articles, which by a solemn oath he shall be obliged to perform:</p>
<p>"First. The Man-Mountain shall not depart from our dominions without our
license under the great seal.</p>
<p>"Second. He shall not presume to come into our metropolis without our
express order, at which time the inhabitants shall have two hours' warning
to keep within doors.</p>
<p>"Third. The said Man-Mountain shall confine his walks to our principal
high roads, and not offer to walk or lie down in a meadow or field of
corn.</p>
<p>"Fourth. As he walks the said roads he shall take the utmost care not to
trample upon the bodies of any of our loving subjects, their horses or
carriages, nor take any of our subjects into his hands without their own
consent.</p>
<p>"Fifth. If an express requires extraordinary speed the Man-Mountain shall
be obliged to carry in his pocket the messenger and horse a six days'
journey, and return the said messenger (if so required) safe to our
imperial presence.</p>
<p>"Sixth. He shall be our ally against our enemies in the island of
Blefuscu, and do his utmost to destroy their fleet, which is now preparing
to invade us.</p>
<p>"Lastly. Upon his solemn oath to observe all the above articles, the said
Man-Mountain shall have a daily allowance of meat and drink sufficient for
the support of 1,724 of our subjects, with free access to our royal
person, and other marks of our favor. Given at our palace at Belfaburac,
the twelfth day of the ninety-first moon of our reign."</p>
<p>I swore to these articles with great cheerfulness, whereupon my chains
were immediately unlocked, and I was at full liberty.</p>
<p>One morning, about a fortnight after I had obtained my freedom, Reldresal,
the Emperor's secretary for private affairs, came to my house, attended
only by one servant. He ordered his coach to wait at a distance, and
desired that I would give him an hour's audience. I offered to lie down
that he might the more conveniently reach my ear; but he chose rather to
let me hold him in my hand during our conversation. He began with
compliments on my liberty, but he added that, save for the present state
of things at Court, perhaps I might not have obtained it so soon. "For,"
he said, "however flourishing we may seem to foreigners, we are in danger
of an invasion from the island of Blefuscu, which is the other great
empire of the universe, almost as large and as powerful as this of his
Majesty. For as to what we have heard you say, that there are other
kingdoms in the world, inhabited by human creatures as large as yourself,
our philosophers are very doubtful, and rather conjecture that you dropped
from the moon, or one of the stars, because a hundred mortals of your size
would soon destroy all the fruit and cattle of his Majesty's dominions.
Besides, our histories of six thousand moons make no mention of any other
regions than the two mighty empires of Lilliput and Blefuscu, which, as I
was going to tell you, are engaged in a most obstinate war, which began in
the following manner: It is allowed on all hands that the primitive way of
breaking eggs was upon the larger end; but his present Majesty's
grandfather, while he was a boy, going to eat an egg, and breaking it
according to the ancient practice, happened to cut one of his fingers.
Whereupon the Emperor, his father, made a law commanding all his subjects
to break the smaller end of their eggs. The people so highly resented this
law that there have been six rebellions raised on that account, wherein
one emperor lost his life, and another his crown. It is calculated that
eleven hundred persons have at different times suffered rather than break
their eggs at the smaller end. But these rebels, the Bigendians, have
found so much encouragement at the Emperor of Blefuscu's Court, to which
they always fled for refuge, that a bloody war, as I said, has been
carried on between the two empires for six-and-thirty moons; and now the
Blefuscudians have equipped a large fleet, and are preparing to descend
upon us. Therefore his Imperial Majesty, placing great confidence in your
valor and strength, has commanded me to set the case before you."</p>
<p>I desired the secretary to present my humble duty to the Emperor, and to
let him know that I was ready, at the risk of my life, to defend him
against all invaders.</p>
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<h2> CHAPTER IV </h2>
<p>It was not long before I communicated to his Majesty the plan I formed for
seizing the enemy's whole fleet. The Empire of Blefuscu is an island
parted from Lilliput only by a channel eight hundred yards wide. I
consulted the most experienced seamen on the depth of the channel, and
they told me that in the middle, at high water, it was seventy glumguffs
(about six feet of European measure). I walked toward the coast, where,
lying down behind a hillock, I took out my spy-glass, and viewed the
enemy's fleet at anchor—about fifty men-of-war, and other vessels. I
then came back to my house and gave orders for a great quantity of the
strongest cables and bars of iron. The cable was about as thick as
packthread, and the bars of the length and size of a knitting-needle. I
trebled the cable to make it stronger, and for the same reason twisted
three of the iron bars together, bending the ends into a hook. Having thus
fixed fifty hooks to as many cables, I went back to the coast, and taking
off my coat, shoes, and stockings, walked into the sea in my leather
jacket about half an hour before high water. I waded with what haste I
could, swimming in the middle about thirty yards, till I felt ground, and
thus arrived at the fleet in less than half an hour. The enemy was so
frightened when they saw me that they leaped out of their ships and swam
ashore, where there could not be fewer than thirty thousand. Then,
fastening a hook to the hole at the prow of each ship, I tied all the
cords together at the end. Meanwhile the enemy discharged several thousand
arrows, many of which stuck in my hands and face. My greatest fear was for
my eyes, which I should have lost if I had not suddenly thought of the
pair of spectacles which had escaped the Emperor's searchers. These I took
out and fastened upon my nose, and thus armed went on with my work in
spite of the arrows, many of which struck against the glasses of my
spectacles, but without any other effect than slightly disturbing them.
Then, taking the knot in my hand, I began to pull; but not a ship would
stir, for they were too fast held by their anchors. Thus the boldest part
of my enterprise remained. Letting go the cord, I resolutely cut with my
knife the cables that fastened the anchors, receiving more than two
hundred shots in my face and hands. Then I took up again the knotted end
of the cables to which my hooks were tied, and with great ease drew fifty
of the enemy's largest men-of-war after me.</p>
<p>When the Blefuscudians saw the fleet moving in order, and me pulling at
the end, they set up a scream of grief and despair that it is impossible
to describe. When I had got out of danger I stopped awhile to pick out the
arrows that stuck in my hands and face, and rubbed on some of the same
ointment that was given me at my arrival. I then took off my spectacles,
and after waiting about an hour, till the tide was a little fallen, I
waded on to the royal port of Lilliput.</p>
<p>The Emperor and his whole Court stood on the shore awaiting me. They saw
the ships move forward in a large half-moon, but could not discern me,
who, in the middle of the channel, was under water up to my neck. The
Emperor concluded that I was drowned, and that the enemy's fleet was
approaching in a hostile manner. But he was soon set at ease, for, the
channel growing shallower every step I made, I came in a short time within
hearing, and holding up the end of the cable by which the fleet was
fastened, I cried in a loud voice: "Long live the most puissant Emperor of
Lilliput!" The Prince received me at my landing with all possible joy, and
made me a Nardal on the spot, which is the highest title of honor among
them.</p>
<p>His Majesty desired that I would take some opportunity to bring all the
rest of his enemy's ships into his ports, and seemed to think of nothing
less than conquering the whole Empire of Blefuscu, and becoming the sole
monarch of the world. But I plainly protested that I would never be the
means of bringing a free and brave people into slavery; and though the
wisest of the Ministers were of my opinion, my open refusal was so opposed
to his Majesty's ambition that he could never forgive me. And from this
time a plot began between himself and those of his Ministers who were my
enemies, that nearly ended in my utter destruction.</p>
<p>About three weeks after this exploit there arrived an embassy from
Blefuscu, with humble offers of peace, which was soon concluded, on terms
very advantageous to our Emperor. There were six ambassadors, with a train
of about five hundred persons, all very magnificent. Having been privately
told that I had befriended them, they made me a visit, and paying me many
compliments on my valor and generosity, invited me to their kingdom in the
Emperor their master's name. I asked them to present my most humble
respects to the Emperor their master, whose royal person I resolved to
attend before I returned to my own country. Accordingly, the next time I
had the honor to see our Emperor I desired his general permission to visit
the Blefuscudian monarch. This he granted me, but in a very cold manner,
of which I afterward learned the reason.</p>
<p>When I was just preparing to pay my respects to the Emperor of Blefuscu, a
distinguished person at Court, to whom I had once done a great service,
came to my house very privately at night, and without sending his name
desired admission. I put his lordship into my coat pocket, and, giving
orders to a trusty servant to admit no one, I fastened the door, placed my
visitor on the table, and sat down by it. His lordship's face was full of
trouble; and he asked me to hear him with patience, in a matter that
highly concerned my honor and my life.</p>
<p>"You are aware," he said, "that Skyresh Bolgolam has been your mortal
enemy ever since your arrival, and his hatred is increased since your
great success against Blefuscu, by which his glory as admiral is obscured.
This lord and others have accused you of treason, and several councils
have been called in the most private manner on your account. Out of
gratitude for your favors I procured information of the whole proceedings,
venturing my head for your service, and this was the charge against you:</p>
<p>"First, that you, having brought the imperial fleet of Blefuscu into the
royal port, were commanded by his Majesty to seize all the other ships,
and put to death all the Bigendian exiles, and also all the people of the
empire who would not immediately consent to break their eggs at the
smaller end. And that, like a false traitor to his Most Serene Majesty,
you excused yourself from the service on pretence of unwillingness to
force the consciences and destroy the liberties and lives of an innocent
people.</p>
<p>"Again, when ambassadors arrived from the Court of Blefuscu, like a false
traitor, you aided and entertained them, though you knew them to be
servants of a prince lately in open war against his Imperial Majesty.</p>
<p>"Moreover, you are now preparing, contrary to the duty of a faithful
subject, to voyage to the Court of Blefuscu.</p>
<p>"In the debate on this charge," my friend continued, "his Majesty often
urged the services you had done him, while the admiral and treasurer
insisted that you should be put to a shameful death. But Reldresal,
secretary for private affairs, who has always proved himself your friend
suggested that if his Majesty would please to spare your life and only
give orders to put out both your eyes, justice might in some measure be
satisfied. At this Bolgolam rose up in fury, wondering how the secretary
dared desire to preserve the life of a traitor; and the treasurer,
pointing out the expense of keeping you, also urged your death. But his
Majesty was graciously pleased to say that since the council thought the
loss of your eyes too easy a punishment, some other might afterward be
inflicted. And the secretary, humbly desiring to be heard again, said that
as to expense your allowance might be gradually lessened, so that, for
want of sufficient food you should grow weak and faint, and die in a few
months, when his Majesty's subjects might cut your flesh from your bones
and bury it, leaving the skeleton for the admiration of posterity.</p>
<p>"Thus, through the great friendship of the secretary the affair was
arranged. It was commanded that the plan of starving you by degrees should
be kept a secret; but the sentence of putting out your eyes was entered on
the books. In three days your friend the secretary will come to your house
and read the accusation before you, and point out the great mercy of his
Majesty, that only condemns you to the loss of your eyes—which, he
does not doubt, you will submit to humbly and gratefully. Twenty of his
Majesty's surgeons will attend, to see the operation well performed, by
discharging very sharp-pointed arrows into the balls of your eyes as you
lie on the ground.</p>
<p>"I leave you," said my friend, "to consider what measures you will take;
and, to escape suspicion, I must immediately return, as secretly as I
came."</p>
<p>His lordship did so; and I remained alone, in great perplexity. At first I
was bent on resistance; for while I had liberty I could easily with stones
pelt the metropolis to pieces; but I soon rejected that idea with horror,
remembering the oath I had made to the Emperor, and the favors I had
received from him. At last, having his Majesty's leave to pay my respects
to the Emperor of Blefuscu, I resolved to take this opportunity. Before
the three days had passed I wrote a letter to my friend the secretary
telling him of my resolution; and, without waiting for an answer, went to
the coast, and entering the channel, between wading and swimming reached
the port of Blefuscu, where the people, who had long expected me, led me
to the capital.</p>
<p>His Majesty, with the royal family and great officers of the Court, came
out to receive me, and they entertained me in a manner suited to the
generosity of so great a prince. I did not, however, mention my disgrace
with the Emperor of Lilliput, since I did not suppose that prince would
disclose the secret while I was out of his power. But in this, it soon
appeared, I was deceived.</p>
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<h2> CHAPTER V </h2>
<p>Three days after my arrival, walking out of curiosity to the northeast
coast of the island, I observed at some distance in the sea something that
looked like a boat overturned. I pulled off my shoes and stockings, and
wading two or three hundred yards, I plainly saw it to be a real boat,
which I supposed might by some tempest have been driven from a ship. I
returned immediately to the city for help, and after a huge amount of
labor I managed to get my boat to the royal port of Blefuscu, where a
great crowd of people appeared, full of wonder at sight of so prodigious a
vessel. I told the Emperor that my good fortune had thrown this boat in my
way to carry me to some place whence I might return to my native country,
and begged his orders for materials to fit it up, and leave to depart—which,
after many kindly speeches, he was pleased to grant.</p>
<p>Meanwhile the Emperor of Lilliput, uneasy at my long absence (but never
imagining that I had the least notice of his designs), sent a person of
rank to inform the Emperor of Blefuscu of my disgrace; this messenger had
orders to represent the great mercy of his master, who was content to
punish me with the loss of my eyes, and who expected that his brother of
Blefuscu would have me sent back to Lilliput, bound hand and foot, to be
punished as a traitor. The Emperor of Blefuscu answered with many civil
excuses. He said that as for sending me bound, his brother knew it was
impossible. Moreover, though I had taken away his fleet he was grateful to
me for many good offices I had done him in making the peace. But that both
their Majesties would soon be made easy; for I had found a prodigious
vessel on the shore, able to carry me on the sea, which he had given
orders to fit up; and he hoped in a few weeks both empires would be free
from me.</p>
<p>With this answer the messenger returned to Lilliput; and I (though the
monarch of Blefuscu secretly offered me his gracious protection if I would
continue in his service) hastened my departure, resolving never more to
put confidence in princes.</p>
<p>In about a month I was ready to take leave. The Emperor of Blefuscu, with
the Empress and the royal family, came out of the palace; and I lay down
on my face to kiss their hands, which they graciously gave me. His Majesty
presented me with fifty purses of sprugs (their greatest gold coin) and
his picture at full length, which I put immediately into one of my gloves,
to keep it from being hurt. Many other ceremonies took place at my
departure.</p>
<p>I stored the boat with meat and drink, and took six cows and two bulls
alive, with as many ewes and rams, intending to carry them into my own
country; and to feed them on board, I had a good bundle of hay and a bag
of corn. I would gladly have taken a dozen of the natives; but this was a
thing the Emperor would by no means permit, and besides a diligent search
into my pockets, his Majesty pledged my honor not to carry away any of his
subjects, though with their own consent and desire.</p>
<p>Having thus prepared all things as well as I was able, I set sail. When I
had made twenty-four leagues, by my reckoning, from the island of
Blefuscu, I saw a sail steering to the northeast. I hailed her, but could
get no answer; yet I found I gained upon her, for the wind slackened; and
in half an hour she spied me, and discharged a gun. I came up with her
between five and six in the evening, Sept. 26, 1701; but my heart leaped
within me to see her English colors. I put my cows and sheep into my coat
pockets, and got on board with all my little cargo. The captain received
me with kindness, and asked me to tell him what place I came from last;
but at my answer he thought I was raving. However, I took my black cattle
and sheep out of my pocket, which, after great astonishment, clearly
convinced him.</p>
<p>We arrived in England on the 13th of April, 1702. I stayed two months with
my wife and family; but my eager desire to see foreign countries would
suffer me to remain no longer. However, while in England I made great
profit by showing my cattle to persons of quality and others; and before I
began my second voyage I sold them for 600<i>l</i>. I left 1500<i>l</i>.
with my wife, and fixed her in a good house; then taking leave of her and
my boy and girl, with tears on both sides, I sailed on board the
"Adventure."(1)</p>
<p>(1) Swift.</p>
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