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<h2> CHAPTER 4. TWO BAZAARS </h2>
<p>Mother was really a great dear. She was pretty and she was loving, and
most frightfully good when you were ill, and always kind, and almost
always just. That is, she was just when she understood things. But of
course she did not always understand things. No one understands
everything, and mothers are not angels, though a good many of them come
pretty near it. The children knew that mother always WANTED to do what was
best for them, even if she was not clever enough to know exactly what was
the best. That was why all of them, but much more particularly Anthea,
felt rather uncomfortable at keeping the great secret from her of the
wishing carpet and the Phoenix. And Anthea, whose inside mind was made so
that she was able to be much more uncomfortable than the others, had
decided that she MUST tell her mother the truth, however little likely it
was that her mother would believe it.</p>
<p>‘Then I shall have done what’s right,’ said she to the Phoenix; ‘and if
she doesn’t believe me it won’t be my fault—will it?’</p>
<p>‘Not in the least,’ said the golden bird. ‘And she won’t, so you’re quite
safe.’</p>
<p>Anthea chose a time when she was doing her home-lessons—they were
Algebra and Latin, German, English, and Euclid—and she asked her
mother whether she might come and do them in the drawing-room—‘so as
to be quiet,’ she said to her mother; and to herself she said, ‘And that’s
not the real reason. I hope I shan’t grow up a LIAR.’</p>
<p>Mother said, ‘Of course, dearie,’ and Anthea started swimming through a
sea of x’s and y’s and z’s. Mother was sitting at the mahogany bureau
writing letters.</p>
<p>‘Mother dear,’ said Anthea.</p>
<p>‘Yes, love-a-duck,’ said mother.</p>
<p>‘About cook,’ said Anthea. ‘<i>I</i> know where she is.’</p>
<p>‘Do you, dear?’ said mother. ‘Well, I wouldn’t take her back after the way
she has behaved.’</p>
<p>‘It’s not her fault,’ said Anthea. ‘May I tell you about it from the
beginning?’</p>
<p>Mother laid down her pen, and her nice face had a resigned expression. As
you know, a resigned expression always makes you want not to tell anybody
anything.</p>
<p>‘It’s like this,’ said Anthea, in a hurry: ‘that egg, you know, that came
in the carpet; we put it in the fire and it hatched into the Phoenix, and
the carpet was a wishing carpet—and—’</p>
<p>‘A very nice game, darling,’ said mother, taking up her pen. ‘Now do be
quiet. I’ve got a lot of letters to write. I’m going to Bournemouth
to-morrow with the Lamb—and there’s that bazaar.’</p>
<p>Anthea went back to x y z, and mother’s pen scratched busily.</p>
<p>‘But, mother,’ said Anthea, when mother put down the pen to lick an
envelope, ‘the carpet takes us wherever we like—and—’</p>
<p>‘I wish it would take you where you could get a few nice Eastern things
for my bazaar,’ said mother. ‘I promised them, and I’ve no time to go to
Liberty’s now.’</p>
<p>‘It shall,’ said Anthea, ‘but, mother—’</p>
<p>‘Well, dear,’ said mother, a little impatiently, for she had taken up her
pen again.</p>
<p>‘The carpet took us to a place where you couldn’t have whooping-cough, and
the Lamb hasn’t whooped since, and we took cook because she was so
tiresome, and then she would stay and be queen of the savages. They
thought her cap was a crown, and—’</p>
<p>‘Darling one,’ said mother, ‘you know I love to hear the things you make
up—but I am most awfully busy.’</p>
<p>‘But it’s true,’ said Anthea, desperately.</p>
<p>‘You shouldn’t say that, my sweet,’ said mother, gently. And then Anthea
knew it was hopeless.</p>
<p>‘Are you going away for long?’ asked Anthea.</p>
<p>‘I’ve got a cold,’ said mother, ‘and daddy’s anxious about it, and the
Lamb’s cough.’</p>
<p>‘He hasn’t coughed since Saturday,’ the Lamb’s eldest sister interrupted.</p>
<p>‘I wish I could think so,’ mother replied. ‘And daddy’s got to go to
Scotland. I do hope you’ll be good children.’</p>
<p>‘We will, we will,’ said Anthea, fervently. ‘When’s the bazaar?’</p>
<p>‘On Saturday,’ said mother, ‘at the schools. Oh, don’t talk any more,
there’s a treasure! My head’s going round, and I’ve forgotten how to spell
whooping-cough.’</p>
<p>Mother and the Lamb went away, and father went away, and there was a new
cook who looked so like a frightened rabbit that no one had the heart to
do anything to frighten her any more than seemed natural to her.</p>
<p>The Phoenix begged to be excused. It said it wanted a week’s rest, and
asked that it might not be disturbed. And it hid its golden gleaming self,
and nobody could find it.</p>
<p>So that when Wednesday afternoon brought an unexpected holiday, and every
one decided to go somewhere on the carpet, the journey had to be
undertaken without the Phoenix. They were debarred from any carpet
excursions in the evening by a sudden promise to mother, exacted in the
agitation of parting, that they would not be out after six at night,
except on Saturday, when they were to go to the bazaar, and were pledged
to put on their best clothes, to wash themselves to the uttermost, and to
clean their nails—not with scissors, which are scratchy and bad, but
with flat-sharpened ends of wooden matches, which do no harm to any one’s
nails.</p>
<p>‘Let’s go and see the Lamb,’ said Jane.</p>
<p>But every one was agreed that if they appeared suddenly in Bournemouth it
would frighten mother out of her wits, if not into a fit. So they sat on
the carpet, and thought and thought and thought till they almost began to
squint.</p>
<p>‘Look here,’ said Cyril, ‘I know. Please carpet, take us somewhere where
we can see the Lamb and mother and no one can see us.’</p>
<p>‘Except the Lamb,’ said Jane, quickly.</p>
<p>And the next moment they found themselves recovering from the upside-down
movement—and there they were sitting on the carpet, and the carpet
was laid out over another thick soft carpet of brown pine-needles. There
were green pine-trees overhead, and a swift clear little stream was
running as fast as ever it could between steep banks—and there,
sitting on the pine-needle carpet, was mother, without her hat; and the
sun was shining brightly, although it was November—and there was the
Lamb, as jolly as jolly and not whooping at all.</p>
<p>‘The carpet’s deceived us,’ said Robert, gloomily; ‘mother will see us
directly she turns her head.’</p>
<p>But the faithful carpet had not deceived them.</p>
<p>Mother turned her dear head and looked straight at them, and DID NOT SEE
THEM!</p>
<p>‘We’re invisible,’ Cyril whispered: ‘what awful larks!’</p>
<p>But to the girls it was not larks at all. It was horrible to have mother
looking straight at them, and her face keeping the same, just as though
they weren’t there.</p>
<p>‘I don’t like it,’ said Jane. ‘Mother never looked at us like that before.
Just as if she didn’t love us—as if we were somebody else’s
children, and not very nice ones either—as if she didn’t care
whether she saw us or not.’</p>
<p>‘It is horrid,’ said Anthea, almost in tears.</p>
<p>But at this moment the Lamb saw them, and plunged towards the carpet,
shrieking, ‘Panty, own Panty—an’ Pussy, an’ Squiggle—an’ Bobs,
oh, oh!’</p>
<p>Anthea caught him and kissed him, so did Jane; they could not help it—he
looked such a darling, with his blue three-cornered hat all on one side,
and his precious face all dirty—quite in the old familiar way.</p>
<p>‘I love you, Panty; I love you—and you, and you, and you,’ cried the
Lamb.</p>
<p>It was a delicious moment. Even the boys thumped their baby brother
joyously on the back.</p>
<p>Then Anthea glanced at mother—and mother’s face was a pale sea-green
colour, and she was staring at the Lamb as if she thought he had gone mad.
And, indeed, that was exactly what she did think.</p>
<p>‘My Lamb, my precious! Come to mother,’ she cried, and jumped up and ran
to the baby.</p>
<p>She was so quick that the invisible children had to leap back, or she
would have felt them; and to feel what you can’t see is the worst sort of
ghost-feeling. Mother picked up the Lamb and hurried away from the
pinewood.</p>
<p>‘Let’s go home,’ said Jane, after a miserable silence. ‘It feels just
exactly as if mother didn’t love us.’</p>
<p>But they couldn’t bear to go home till they had seen mother meet another
lady, and knew that she was safe. You cannot leave your mother to go green
in the face in a distant pinewood, far from all human aid, and then go
home on your wishing carpet as though nothing had happened.</p>
<p>When mother seemed safe the children returned to the carpet, and said
‘Home’—and home they went.</p>
<p>‘I don’t care about being invisible myself,’ said Cyril, ‘at least, not
with my own family. It would be different if you were a prince, or a
bandit, or a burglar.’</p>
<p>And now the thoughts of all four dwelt fondly on the dear greenish face of
mother.</p>
<p>‘I wish she hadn’t gone away,’ said Jane; ‘the house is simply beastly
without her.’</p>
<p>‘I think we ought to do what she said,’ Anthea put in. ‘I saw something in
a book the other day about the wishes of the departed being sacred.’</p>
<p>‘That means when they’ve departed farther off,’ said Cyril. ‘India’s coral
or Greenland’s icy, don’t you know; not Bournemouth. Besides, we don’t
know what her wishes are.’</p>
<p>‘She SAID’—Anthea was very much inclined to cry—‘she said,
“Get Indian things for my bazaar;” but I know she thought we couldn’t, and
it was only play.’</p>
<p>‘Let’s get them all the same,’ said Robert. ‘We’ll go the first thing on
Saturday morning.’</p>
<p>And on Saturday morning, the first thing, they went.</p>
<p>There was no finding the Phoenix, so they sat on the beautiful wishing
carpet, and said—</p>
<p>‘We want Indian things for mother’s bazaar. Will you please take us where
people will give us heaps of Indian things?’</p>
<p>The docile carpet swirled their senses away, and restored them on the
outskirts of a gleaming white Indian town. They knew it was Indian at
once, by the shape of the domes and roofs; and besides, a man went by on
an elephant, and two English soldiers went along the road, talking like in
Mr Kipling’s books—so after that no one could have any doubt as to
where they were. They rolled up the carpet and Robert carried it, and they
walked bodily into the town.</p>
<p>It was very warm, and once more they had to take off their
London-in-November coats, and carry them on their arms.</p>
<p>The streets were narrow and strange, and the clothes of the people in the
streets were stranger and the talk of the people was strangest of all.</p>
<p>‘I can’t understand a word,’ said Cyril. ‘How on earth are we to ask for
things for our bazaar?’</p>
<p>‘And they’re poor people, too,’ said Jane; ‘I’m sure they are. What we
want is a rajah or something.’</p>
<p>Robert was beginning to unroll the carpet, but the others stopped him,
imploring him not to waste a wish.</p>
<p>‘We asked the carpet to take us where we could get Indian things for
bazaars,’ said Anthea, ‘and it will.’</p>
<p>Her faith was justified.</p>
<p>Just as she finished speaking a very brown gentleman in a turban came up
to them and bowed deeply. He spoke, and they thrilled to the sound of
English words.</p>
<p>‘My ranee, she think you very nice childs. She asks do you lose
yourselves, and do you desire to sell carpet? She see you from her palkee.
You come see her—yes?’</p>
<p>They followed the stranger, who seemed to have a great many more teeth in
his smile than are usual, and he led them through crooked streets to the
ranee’s palace. I am not going to describe the ranee’s palace, because I
really have never seen the palace of a ranee, and Mr Kipling has. So you
can read about it in his books. But I know exactly what happened there.</p>
<p>The old ranee sat on a low-cushioned seat, and there were a lot of other
ladies with her—all in trousers and veils, and sparkling with tinsel
and gold and jewels. And the brown, turbaned gentleman stood behind a sort
of carved screen, and interpreted what the children said and what the
queen said. And when the queen asked to buy the carpet, the children said
‘No.’</p>
<p>‘Why?’ asked the ranee.</p>
<p>And Jane briefly said why, and the interpreter interpreted. The queen
spoke, and then the interpreter said—</p>
<p>‘My mistress says it is a good story, and you tell it all through without
thought of time.’</p>
<p>And they had to. It made a long story, especially as it had all to be told
twice—once by Cyril and once by the interpreter. Cyril rather
enjoyed himself. He warmed to his work, and told the tale of the Phoenix
and the Carpet, and the Lone Tower, and the Queen-Cook, in language that
grew insensibly more and more Arabian Nightsy, and the ranee and her
ladies listened to the interpreter, and rolled about on their fat cushions
with laughter.</p>
<p>When the story was ended she spoke, and the interpreter explained that she
had said, ‘Little one, thou art a heaven-born teller of tales,’ and she
threw him a string of turquoises from round her neck.</p>
<p>‘OH, how lovely!’ cried Jane and Anthea.</p>
<p>Cyril bowed several times, and then cleared his throat and said—</p>
<p>‘Thank her very, very much; but I would much rather she gave me some of
the cheap things in the bazaar. Tell her I want them to sell again, and
give the money to buy clothes for poor people who haven’t any.’</p>
<p>‘Tell him he has my leave to sell my gift and clothe the naked with its
price,’ said the queen, when this was translated.</p>
<p>But Cyril said very firmly, ‘No, thank you. The things have got to be sold
to-day at our bazaar, and no one would buy a turquoise necklace at an
English bazaar. They’d think it was sham, or else they’d want to know
where we got it.’</p>
<p>So then the queen sent out for little pretty things, and her servants
piled the carpet with them.</p>
<p>‘I must needs lend you an elephant to carry them away,’ she said,
laughing.</p>
<p>But Anthea said, ‘If the queen will lend us a comb and let us wash our
hands and faces, she shall see a magic thing. We and the carpet and all
these brass trays and pots and carved things and stuffs and things will
just vanish away like smoke.’</p>
<p>The queen clapped her hands at this idea, and lent the children a
sandal-wood comb inlaid with ivory lotus-flowers. And they washed their
faces and hands in silver basins. Then Cyril made a very polite farewell
speech, and quite suddenly he ended with the words—</p>
<p>‘And I wish we were at the bazaar at our schools.’</p>
<p>And of course they were. And the queen and her ladies were left with their
mouths open, gazing at the bare space on the inlaid marble floor where the
carpet and the children had been.</p>
<p>‘That is magic, if ever magic was!’ said the queen, delighted with the
incident; which, indeed, has given the ladies of that court something to
talk about on wet days ever since.</p>
<p>Cyril’s stories had taken some time, so had the meal of strange sweet
foods that they had had while the little pretty things were being bought,
and the gas in the schoolroom was already lighted. Outside, the winter
dusk was stealing down among the Camden Town houses.</p>
<p>‘I’m glad we got washed in India,’ said Cyril. ‘We should have been
awfully late if we’d had to go home and scrub.’</p>
<p>‘Besides,’ Robert said, ‘it’s much warmer washing in India. I shouldn’t
mind it so much if we lived there.’</p>
<p>The thoughtful carpet had dumped the children down in a dusky space behind
the point where the corners of two stalls met. The floor was littered with
string and brown paper, and baskets and boxes were heaped along the wall.</p>
<p>The children crept out under a stall covered with all sorts of
table-covers and mats and things, embroidered beautifully by idle ladies
with no real work to do. They got out at the end, displacing a
sideboard-cloth adorned with a tasteful pattern of blue geraniums. The
girls got out unobserved, so did Cyril; but Robert, as he cautiously
emerged, was actually walked on by Mrs Biddle, who kept the stall. Her
large, solid foot stood firmly on the small, solid hand of Robert and who
can blame Robert if he DID yell a little?</p>
<p>A crowd instantly collected. Yells are very unusual at bazaars, and every
one was intensely interested. It was several seconds before the three free
children could make Mrs Biddle understand that what she was walking on was
not a schoolroom floor, or even, as she presently supposed, a dropped
pin-cushion, but the living hand of a suffering child. When she became
aware that she really had hurt him, she grew very angry indeed. When
people have hurt other people by accident, the one who does the hurting is
always much the angriest. I wonder why.</p>
<p>‘I’m very sorry, I’m sure,’ said Mrs Biddle; but she spoke more in anger
than in sorrow. ‘Come out! whatever do you mean by creeping about under
the stalls, like earwigs?’</p>
<p>‘We were looking at the things in the corner.’</p>
<p>‘Such nasty, prying ways,’ said Mrs Biddle, ‘will never make you
successful in life. There’s nothing there but packing and dust.’</p>
<p>‘Oh, isn’t there!’ said Jane. ‘That’s all you know.’</p>
<p>‘Little girl, don’t be rude,’ said Mrs Biddle, flushing violet.</p>
<p>‘She doesn’t mean to be; but there ARE some nice things there, all the
same,’ said Cyril; who suddenly felt how impossible it was to inform the
listening crowd that all the treasures piled on the carpet were mother’s
contributions to the bazaar. No one would believe it; and if they did, and
wrote to thank mother, she would think—well, goodness only knew what
she would think. The other three children felt the same.</p>
<p>‘I should like to see them,’ said a very nice lady, whose friends had
disappointed her, and who hoped that these might be belated contributions
to her poorly furnished stall.</p>
<p>She looked inquiringly at Robert, who said, ‘With pleasure, don’t mention
it,’ and dived back under Mrs Biddle’s stall.</p>
<p>‘I wonder you encourage such behaviour,’ said Mrs Biddle. ‘I always speak
my mind, as you know, Miss Peasmarsh; and, I must say, I am surprised.’
She turned to the crowd. ‘There is no entertainment here,’ she said
sternly. ‘A very naughty little boy has accidentally hurt himself, but
only slightly. Will you please disperse? It will only encourage him in
naughtiness if he finds himself the centre of attraction.’</p>
<p>The crowd slowly dispersed. Anthea, speechless with fury, heard a nice
curate say, ‘Poor little beggar!’ and loved the curate at once and for
ever.</p>
<p>Then Robert wriggled out from under the stall with some Benares brass and
some inlaid sandalwood boxes.</p>
<p>‘Liberty!’ cried Miss Peasmarsh. ‘Then Charles has not forgotten, after
all.’</p>
<p>‘Excuse me,’ said Mrs Biddle, with fierce politeness, ‘these objects are
deposited behind MY stall. Some unknown donor who does good by stealth,
and would blush if he could hear you claim the things. Of course they are
for me.’</p>
<p>‘My stall touches yours at the corner,’ said poor Miss Peasmarsh, timidly,
‘and my cousin did promise—’</p>
<p>The children sidled away from the unequal contest and mingled with the
crowd. Their feelings were too deep for words—till at last Robert
said—</p>
<p>‘That stiff-starched PIG!’</p>
<p>‘And after all our trouble! I’m hoarse with gassing to that trousered lady
in India.’</p>
<p>‘The pig-lady’s very, very nasty,’ said Jane.</p>
<p>It was Anthea who said, in a hurried undertone, ‘She isn’t very nice, and
Miss Peasmarsh is pretty and nice too. Who’s got a pencil?’</p>
<p>It was a long crawl, under three stalls, but Anthea did it. A large piece
of pale blue paper lay among the rubbish in the corner.</p>
<p>She folded it to a square and wrote upon it, licking the pencil at every
word to make it mark quite blackly: ‘All these Indian things are for
pretty, nice Miss Peasmarsh’s stall.’ She thought of adding, ‘There is
nothing for Mrs Biddle;’ but she saw that this might lead to suspicion, so
she wrote hastily: ‘From an unknown donna,’ and crept back among the
boards and trestles to join the others.</p>
<p>So that when Mrs Biddle appealed to the bazaar committee, and the corner
of the stall was lifted and shifted, so that stout clergymen and heavy
ladies could get to the corner without creeping under stalls, the blue
paper was discovered, and all the splendid, shining Indian things were
given over to Miss Peasmarsh, and she sold them all, and got thirty-five
pounds for them.</p>
<p>‘I don’t understand about that blue paper,’ said Mrs Biddle. ‘It looks to
me like the work of a lunatic. And saying you were nice and pretty! It’s
not the work of a sane person.’</p>
<p>Anthea and Jane begged Miss Peasmarsh to let them help her to sell the
things, because it was their brother who had announced the good news that
the things had come. Miss Peasmarsh was very willing, for now her stall,
that had been SO neglected, was surrounded by people who wanted to buy,
and she was glad to be helped. The children noted that Mrs Biddle had not
more to do in the way of selling than she could manage quite well. I hope
they were not glad—for you should forgive your enemies, even if they
walk on your hands and then say it is all your naughty fault. But I am
afraid they were not so sorry as they ought to have been.</p>
<p>It took some time to arrange the things on the stall. The carpet was
spread over it, and the dark colours showed up the brass and silver and
ivory things. It was a happy and busy afternoon, and when Miss Peasmarsh
and the girls had sold every single one of the little pretty things from
the Indian bazaar, far, far away, Anthea and Jane went off with the boys
to fish in the fishpond, and dive into the bran-pie, and hear the
cardboard band, and the phonograph, and the chorus of singing birds that
was done behind a screen with glass tubes and glasses of water.</p>
<p>They had a beautiful tea, suddenly presented to them by the nice curate,
and Miss Peasmarsh joined them before they had had more than three cakes
each. It was a merry party, and the curate was extremely pleasant to every
one, ‘even to Miss Peasmarsh,’ as Jane said afterwards.</p>
<p>‘We ought to get back to the stall,’ said Anthea, when no one could
possibly eat any more, and the curate was talking in a low voice to Miss
Peas marsh about ‘after Easter’.</p>
<p>‘There’s nothing to go back for,’ said Miss Peasmarsh gaily; ‘thanks to
you dear children we’ve sold everything.’</p>
<p>‘There—there’s the carpet,’ said Cyril.</p>
<p>‘Oh,’ said Miss Peasmarsh, radiantly, ‘don’t bother about the carpet. I’ve
sold even that. Mrs Biddle gave me ten shillings for it. She said it would
do for her servant’s bedroom.’</p>
<p>‘Why,’ said Jane, ‘her servants don’t HAVE carpets. We had cook from her,
and she told us so.’</p>
<p>‘No scandal about Queen Elizabeth, if YOU please,’ said the curate,
cheerfully; and Miss Peasmarsh laughed, and looked at him as though she
had never dreamed that any one COULD be so amusing. But the others were
struck dumb. How could they say, ‘The carpet is ours!’ For who brings
carpets to bazaars?</p>
<p>The children were now thoroughly wretched. But I am glad to say that their
wretchedness did not make them forget their manners, as it does sometimes,
even with grown-up people, who ought to know ever so much better.</p>
<p>They said, ‘Thank you very much for the jolly tea,’ and ‘Thanks for being
so jolly,’ and ‘Thanks awfully for giving us such a jolly time;’ for the
curate had stood fish-ponds, and bran-pies, and phonographs, and the
chorus of singing birds, and had stood them like a man. The girls hugged
Miss Peasmarsh, and as they went away they heard the curate say—</p>
<p>‘Jolly little kids, yes, but what about—you will let it be directly
after Easter. Ah, do say you will—’</p>
<p>And Jane ran back and said, before Anthea could drag her away, ‘What are
you going to do after Easter?’</p>
<p>Miss Peasmarsh smiled and looked very pretty indeed. And the curate said—</p>
<p>‘I hope I am going to take a trip to the Fortunate Islands.’</p>
<p>‘I wish we could take you on the wishing carpet,’ said Jane.</p>
<p>‘Thank you,’ said the curate, ‘but I’m afraid I can’t wait for that. I
must go to the Fortunate Islands before they make me a bishop. I should
have no time afterwards.’</p>
<p>‘I’ve always thought I should marry a bishop,’ said Jane: ‘his aprons
would come in so useful. Wouldn’t YOU like to marry a bishop, Miss
Peasmarsh?’</p>
<p>It was then that they dragged her away.</p>
<p>As it was Robert’s hand that Mrs Biddle had walked on, it was decided that
he had better not recall the incident to her mind, and so make her angry
again. Anthea and Jane had helped to sell things at the rival stall, so
they were not likely to be popular.</p>
<p>A hasty council of four decided that Mrs Biddle would hate Cyril less than
she would hate the others, so the others mingled with the crowd, and it
was he who said to her—</p>
<p>‘Mrs Biddle, WE meant to have that carpet. Would you sell it to us? We
would give you—’</p>
<p>‘Certainly not,’ said Mrs Biddle. ‘Go away, little boy.’</p>
<p>There was that in her tone which showed Cyril, all too plainly, the
hopelessness of persuasion. He found the others and said—</p>
<p>‘It’s no use; she’s like a lioness robbed of its puppies. We must watch
where it goes—and—Anthea, I don’t care what you say. It’s our
own carpet. It wouldn’t be burglary. It would be a sort of forlorn hope
rescue party—heroic and daring and dashing, and not wrong at all.’</p>
<p>The children still wandered among the gay crowd—but there was no
pleasure there for them any more. The chorus of singing birds sounded just
like glass tubes being blown through water, and the phonograph simply made
a horrid noise, so that you could hardly hear yourself speak. And the
people were buying things they couldn’t possibly want, and it all seemed
very stupid. And Mrs Biddle had bought the wishing carpet for ten
shillings. And the whole of life was sad and grey and dusty, and smelt of
slight gas escapes, and hot people, and cake and crumbs, and all the
children were very tired indeed.</p>
<p>They found a corner within sight of the carpet, and there they waited
miserably, till it was far beyond their proper bedtime. And when it was
ten the people who had bought things went away, but the people who had
been selling stayed to count up their money.</p>
<p>‘And to jaw about it,’ said Robert. ‘I’ll never go to another bazaar as
long as ever I live. My hand is swollen as big as a pudding. I expect the
nails in her horrible boots were poisoned.’</p>
<p>Just then some one who seemed to have a right to interfere said—</p>
<p>‘Everything is over now; you had better go home.’</p>
<p>So they went. And then they waited on the pavement under the gas lamp,
where ragged children had been standing all the evening to listen to the
band, and their feet slipped about in the greasy mud till Mrs Biddle came
out and was driven away in a cab with the many things she hadn’t sold, and
the few things she had bought—among others the carpet. The other
stall-holders left their things at the school till Monday morning, but Mrs
Biddle was afraid some one would steal some of them, so she took them in a
cab.</p>
<p>The children, now too desperate to care for mud or appearances, hung on
behind the cab till it reached Mrs Biddle’s house. When she and the carpet
had gone in and the door was shut Anthea said—</p>
<p>‘Don’t let’s burgle—I mean do daring and dashing rescue acts—till
we’ve given her a chance. Let’s ring and ask to see her.’</p>
<p>The others hated to do this, but at last they agreed, on condition that
Anthea would not make any silly fuss about the burglary afterwards, if it
really had to come to that.</p>
<p>So they knocked and rang, and a scared-looking parlourmaid opened the
front door. While they were asking for Mrs Biddle they saw her. She was in
the dining-room, and she had already pushed back the table and spread out
the carpet to see how it looked on the floor.</p>
<p>‘I knew she didn’t want it for her servants’ bedroom,’ Jane muttered.</p>
<p>Anthea walked straight past the uncomfortable parlourmaid, and the others
followed her. Mrs Biddle had her back to them, and was smoothing down the
carpet with the same boot that had trampled on the hand of Robert. So that
they were all in the room, and Cyril, with great presence of mind, had
shut the room door before she saw them.</p>
<p>‘Who is it, Jane?’ she asked in a sour voice; and then turning suddenly,
she saw who it was. Once more her face grew violet—a deep, dark
violet. ‘You wicked daring little things!’ she cried, ‘how dare you come
here? At this time of night, too. Be off, or I’ll send for the police.’</p>
<p>‘Don’t be angry,’ said Anthea, soothingly, ‘we only wanted to ask you to
let us have the carpet. We have quite twelve shillings between us, and—’</p>
<p>‘How DARE you?’ cried Mrs Biddle, and her voice shook with angriness.</p>
<p>‘You do look horrid,’ said Jane suddenly.</p>
<p>Mrs Biddle actually stamped that booted foot of hers. ‘You rude, barefaced
child!’ she said.</p>
<p>Anthea almost shook Jane; but Jane pushed forward in spite of her.</p>
<p>‘It really IS our nursery carpet,’ she said, ‘you ask ANY ONE if it
isn’t.’</p>
<p>‘Let’s wish ourselves home,’ said Cyril in a whisper.</p>
<p>‘No go,’ Robert whispered back, ‘she’d be there too, and raving mad as
likely as not. Horrid thing, I hate her!’</p>
<p>‘I wish Mrs Biddle was in an angelic good temper,’ cried Anthea, suddenly.
‘It’s worth trying,’ she said to herself.</p>
<p>Mrs Biddle’s face grew from purple to violet, and from violet to mauve,
and from mauve to pink. Then she smiled quite a jolly smile.</p>
<p>‘Why, so I am!’ she said, ‘what a funny idea! Why shouldn’t I be in a good
temper, my dears.’</p>
<p>Once more the carpet had done its work, and not on Mrs Biddle alone. The
children felt suddenly good and happy.</p>
<p>‘You’re a jolly good sort,’ said Cyril. ‘I see that now. I’m sorry we
vexed you at the bazaar to-day.’</p>
<p>‘Not another word,’ said the changed Mrs Biddle. ‘Of course you shall have
the carpet, my dears, if you’ve taken such a fancy to it. No, no; I won’t
have more than the ten shillings I paid.’</p>
<p>‘It does seem hard to ask you for it after you bought it at the bazaar,’
said Anthea; ‘but it really IS our nursery carpet. It got to the bazaar by
mistake, with some other things.’</p>
<p>‘Did it really, now? How vexing!’ said Mrs Biddle, kindly. ‘Well, my
dears, I can very well give the extra ten shillings; so you take your
carpet and we’ll say no more about it. Have a piece of cake before you go!
I’m so sorry I stepped on your hand, my boy. Is it all right now?’</p>
<p>‘Yes, thank you,’ said Robert. ‘I say, you ARE good.’</p>
<p>‘Not at all,’ said Mrs Biddle, heartily. ‘I’m delighted to be able to give
any little pleasure to you dear children.’</p>
<p>And she helped them to roll up the carpet, and the boys carried it away
between them.</p>
<p>‘You ARE a dear,’ said Anthea, and she and Mrs Biddle kissed each other
heartily.</p>
<p>‘WELL!’ said Cyril as they went along the street.</p>
<p>‘Yes,’ said Robert, ‘and the odd part is that you feel just as if it was
REAL—her being so jolly, I mean—and not only the carpet making
her nice.’</p>
<p>‘Perhaps it IS real,’ said Anthea, ‘only it was covered up with crossness
and tiredness and things, and the carpet took them away.’</p>
<p>‘I hope it’ll keep them away,’ said Jane; ‘she isn’t ugly at all when she
laughs.’</p>
<p>The carpet has done many wonders in its day; but the case of Mrs Biddle
is, I think, the most wonderful. For from that day she was never anything
like so disagreeable as she was before, and she sent a lovely silver
tea-pot and a kind letter to Miss Peasmarsh when the pretty lady married
the nice curate; just after Easter it was, and they went to Italy for
their honeymoon.</p>
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