<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_186" id="Page_186">[Pg 186]</SPAN></span></p>
<h2><span><span class="smcap">The Trouble of the Barbed Wire.</span></span> <span>XXXVIII.</span></h2>
<p>So, ingloriously, ended the Angel's first and last appearance in
Society. Vicar and Angel returned to the Vicarage; crestfallen black
figures in the bright sunlight, going dejectedly. The Angel, deeply
pained that the Vicar was pained. The Vicar, dishevelled and desperate,
intercalating spasmodic remorse and apprehension with broken
explanations of the Theory of Etiquette. "They do <i>not</i> understand,"
said the Vicar over and over again. "They will all be so very much
aggrieved. I do not know what to say to them. It is all so confused, so
perplexing." And at the gate of the Vicarage, at the very spot where
Delia had first seemed beautiful, stood Horrocks the village constable,
awaiting them. He held coiled up about his hand certain short lengths of barbed wire.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_187" id="Page_187">[Pg 187]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Good evening, Horrocks," said the Vicar as the constable held the gate
open.</p>
<p>"Evenin', Sir," said Horrocks, and added in a kind of mysterious
undertone, "<i>Could</i> I speak to you a minute, Sir?"</p>
<p>"Certainly," said the Vicar. The Angel walked on thoughtfully to the
house, and meeting Delia in the hall stopped her and cross-examined her
at length over differences between Servants and Ladies.</p>
<p>"You'll excuse my taking the liberty, Sir," said Horrocks, "but there's
trouble brewin' for that crippled gent you got stayin' here."</p>
<p>"Bless me!" said the Vicar. "You don't say so!"</p>
<p>"Sir John Gotch, Sir. He's very angry indeed, Sir. His language,
Sir——. But I felt bound to tell you, Sir. He's certain set on taking
out a summons on account of that there barbed wire. Certain set, Sir, he is."</p>
<p>"Sir John Gotch!" said the Vicar. "Wire! I don't understand."</p>
<p>"He asked me to find out who did it. Course I've had to do my duty, Sir.
Naturally a disagreeable one."</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_188" id="Page_188">[Pg 188]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Barbed wire! Duty! I don't understand you, Horrocks."</p>
<p>"I'm afraid, Sir, there's no denying the evidence. I've made careful
enquiries, Sir." And forthwith the constable began telling the Vicar of
a new and terrible outrage committed by the Angelic visitor.</p>
<p>But we need not follow that explanation in detail—or the subsequent
confession. (For my own part I think there is nothing more tedious than
dialogue). It gave the Vicar a new view of the Angelic character, a
vignette of the Angelic indignation. A shady lane, sun-mottled, sweet
hedges full of honeysuckle and vetch on either side, and a little girl
gathering flowers, forgetful of the barbed wire which, all along the
Sidderford Road, fenced in the dignity of Sir John Gotch from "bounders"
and the detested "million." Then suddenly a gashed hand, a bitter
outcry, and the Angel sympathetic, comforting, inquisitive. Explanations
sob-set, and then—altogether novel phenomenon in the Angelic
career—<i>passion</i>. A furious onslaught upon the barbed wire of Sir John
Gotch, barbed wire recklessly handled, slashed, bent and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_189" id="Page_189">[Pg 189]</SPAN></span> broken. Yet
the Angel acted without personal malice—saw in the thing only an ugly
and vicious plant that trailed insidiously among its fellows. Finally
the Angel's explanations gave the Vicar a picture of the Angel alone
amidst his destruction, trembling and amazed at the sudden force, not
himself, that had sprung up within him, and set him striking and
cutting. Amazed, too, at the crimson blood that trickled down his fingers.</p>
<p>"It is still more horrible," said the Angel when the Vicar explained the
artificial nature of the thing. "If I had seen the man who put this
silly-cruel stuff there to hurt little children, I know I should have
tried to inflict pain upon him. I have never felt like this before. I am
indeed becoming tainted and coloured altogether by the wickedness of this world."</p>
<p>"To think, too, that you men should be so foolish as to uphold the laws
that let a man do such spiteful things. Yes—I know; you will say it has
to be so. For some remoter reason. That is a thing that only makes me
angrier. Why cannot an act rest on its own merits?... As it does in the Angelic Land."</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_190" id="Page_190">[Pg 190]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>That was the incident the history of which the Vicar now gradually
learnt, getting the bare outline from Horrocks, the colour and emotion
subsequently from the Angel. The thing had happened the day before the
musical festival at Siddermorton House.</p>
<p>"Have you told Sir John who did it?" asked the Vicar. "And are you sure?"</p>
<p>"Quite sure, Sir. There can be no doubting it was your gentleman, Sir.
I've not told Sir John yet, Sir. But I shall have to tell Sir John this
evening. Meaning no offence to you, Sir, as I hopes you'll see. It's my
duty, Sir. Besides which—"</p>
<p>"Of course," said the Vicar, hastily. "Certainly it's your duty. And
what will Sir John do?"</p>
<p>"He's dreadful set against the person who did it—destroying property
like that—and sort of slapping his arrangements in the face."</p>
<p>Pause. Horrocks made a movement. The Vicar, tie almost at the back of
his neck now, a most unusual thing for him, stared blankly at his toes.</p>
<p>"I thought I'd tell you, Sir," said Horrocks.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_191" id="Page_191">[Pg 191]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Yes," said the Vicar. "Thanks, Horrocks, thanks!" He scratched the
back of his head. "You might perhaps ... I think it's the best way ...
Quite sure Mr Angel did it?"</p>
<p>"Sherlock 'Omes, Sir, couldn't be cocksurer."</p>
<p>"Then I'd better give you a little note to the Squire."</p>
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