<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[19]</SPAN></span></p>
<h2><i>THE THIRD CHAPTER</i><br/> <small>MORE MONEY TROUBLES</small></h2>
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<ANTIMG class="drop-cap" src="images/i-037.jpg" width-obs="204" height-obs="146" alt="A" /></div>
<p class="drop-capi">AND soon now the Doctor
began to make money
again; and his sister,
Sarah, bought a new
dress and was happy.</p>
<p>Some of the animals
who came to see him were so sick that they had
to stay at the Doctor’s house for a week. And
when they were getting better they used to sit in
chairs on the lawn.</p>
<div class="figcenter"> <ANTIMG src="images/i-037b.jpg" width-obs="378" height-obs="110" alt="Pig and goose in lawn chairs with the doctor" />
<div class="caption">“They used to sit in chairs on the lawn”</div>
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<p>And often even after they got well, they did
not want to go away—they liked the Doctor<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[20]</SPAN></span>
and his house so much. And he never had the
heart to refuse them when they asked if they
could stay with him. So in this way he went
on getting more and more pets.</p>
<p>Once when he was sitting on his garden wall,
smoking a pipe in the evening, an Italian organ-grinder
came round with a monkey on a string.
The Doctor saw at once that the monkey’s collar
was too tight and that he was dirty and unhappy.
So he took the monkey away from the
Italian, gave the man a shilling and told him
to go. The organ-grinder got awfully angry
and said that he wanted to keep the monkey.
But the Doctor told him that if he didn’t go
away he would punch him on the nose. John
Dolittle was a strong man, though he wasn’t
very tall. So the Italian went away saying rude
things and the monkey stayed with Doctor Dolittle
and had a good home. The other animals
in the house called him “Chee-Chee”—which
is a common word in monkey-language,
meaning “ginger.”</p>
<p>And another time, when the circus came to
Puddleby, the crocodile who had a bad toothache<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[21]</SPAN></span>
escaped at night and came into the Doctor’s
garden. The Doctor talked to him in
crocodile-language and took him into the house
and made his tooth better. But when the crocodile
saw what a nice house it was—with all the
different places for the different kinds of animals—he
too wanted to live with the Doctor.
He asked couldn’t he sleep in the fish-pond at
the bottom of the garden, if he promised not
to eat the fish. When the circus-men came to
take him back he got so wild and savage that
he frightened them away. But to every one in
the house he was always as gentle as a kitten.</p>
<p>But now the old ladies grew afraid to send
their lap-dogs to Doctor Dolittle because of the
crocodile; and the farmers wouldn’t believe that
he would not eat the lambs and sick calves they
brought to be cured. So the Doctor went to
the crocodile and told him he must go back
to his circus. But he wept such big tears, and
begged so hard to be allowed to stay, that the
Doctor hadn’t the heart to turn him out.</p>
<p>So then the Doctor’s sister came to him and
said,</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[22]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>“John, you must send that creature away.
Now the farmers and the old ladies are afraid
to send their animals to you—just as we were
beginning to be well off again. Now we shall
be ruined entirely. This is the last straw. I
will no longer be housekeeper for you if you
don’t send away that alligator.”</p>
<p>“It isn’t an alligator,” said the Doctor—“it’s
a crocodile.”</p>
<p>“I don’t care what you call it,” said his sister.
“It’s a nasty thing to find under the bed. I
won’t have it in the house.”</p>
<p>“But he has promised me,” the Doctor answered,
“that he will not bite any one. He
doesn’t like the circus; and I haven’t the money
to send him back to Africa where he comes
from. He minds his own business and on the
whole is very well behaved. Don’t be so
fussy.”</p>
<p>“I tell you I <i>will not</i> have him around,” said
Sarah. “He eats the linoleum. If you don’t
send him away this minute I’ll—I’ll go and get
married!”</p>
<p>“All right,” said the Doctor, “go and get married.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[23]</SPAN></span>
It can’t be helped.” And he took down
his hat and went out into the garden.</p>
<p>So Sarah Dolittle packed up her things and
went off; and the Doctor was left all alone with
his animal family.</p>
<div class="figcenter"> <ANTIMG src="images/i-041.jpg" width-obs="436" height-obs="287" alt="Doctor's sister dn doctor with alligator looking on" />
<div class="caption">“‘All right,’ said the Doctor, ‘go and get married’”</div>
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<p>And very soon he was poorer than he had
ever been before. With all these mouths to fill,
and the house to look after, and no one to do
the mending, and no money coming in to pay
the butcher’s bill, things began to look very difficult.
But the Doctor didn’t worry at all.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[24]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>“Money is a nuisance,” he used to say.
“We’d all be much better off if it had never
been invented. What does money matter, so
long as we are happy?”</p>
<div class="figcenter"> <ANTIMG src="images/i-042.jpg" width-obs="441" height-obs="431" alt="Doctor assleep in chair, cow behind him, cat on stairs" />
<div class="caption">“One evening when the Doctor was asleep in his chair”</div>
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<p>But soon the animals themselves began to get
worried. And one evening when the Doctor
was asleep in his chair before the kitchen-fire<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[25]</SPAN></span>
they began talking it over among themselves in
whispers. And the owl, Too-Too, who was
good at arithmetic, figured it out that there was
only money enough left to last another week—if
they each had one meal a day and no more.</p>
<p>Then the parrot said, “I think we all ought
to do the housework ourselves. At least we can
do that much. After all, it is for our sakes that
the old man finds himself so lonely and so
poor.”</p>
<p>So it was agreed that the monkey, Chee-Chee,
was to do the cooking and mending; the dog
was to sweep the floors; the duck was to dust
and make the beds; the owl, Too-Too, was to
keep the accounts, and the pig was to do the
gardening. They made Polynesia, the parrot,
housekeeper and laundress, because she was the
oldest.</p>
<p>Of course at first they all found their new
jobs very hard to do—all except Chee-Chee, who
had hands, and could do things like a man. But
they soon got used to it; and they used to think
it great fun to watch Jip, the dog, sweeping
his tail over the floor with a rag tied onto it for<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[26]</SPAN></span>
a broom. After a little they got to do the work
so well that the Doctor said that he had never
had his house kept so tidy or so clean before.</p>
<p>In this way things went along all right for a
while; but without money they found it very
hard.</p>
<p>Then the animals made a vegetable and flower
stall outside the garden-gate and sold radishes
and roses to the people that passed by along the
road.</p>
<p>But still they didn’t seem to make enough
money to pay all the bills—and still the Doctor
wouldn’t worry. When the parrot came to
him and told him that the fishmonger wouldn’t
give them any more fish, he said,</p>
<p>“Never mind. So long as the hens lay eggs
and the cow gives milk we can have omelettes
and junket. And there are plenty of vegetables
left in the garden. The Winter is still a long
way off. Don’t fuss. That was the trouble
with Sarah—she would fuss. I wonder how
Sarah’s getting on—an excellent woman—in
some ways—Well, well!”</p>
<p>But the snow came earlier than usual that<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[27]</SPAN></span>
year; and although the old lame horse hauled
in plenty of wood from the forest outside the
town, so they could have a big fire in the kitchen,
most of the vegetables in the garden were gone,
and the rest were covered with snow; and many
of the animals were really hungry.</p>
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