<h2>CHAPTER XVI.</h2>
<p>Margery duly followed up her intention by arraying herself the
next morning in her loveliest guise, and keeping watch for Mr.
Vine’s appearance upon the high road, feeling certain that
his would form one in the procession of carts and carriages which
set in towards Exonbury that day. Jim had gone by at a very
early hour, and she did not see him pass. Her anticipation
was verified by the advent of Mr. Vine about eleven
o’clock, dressed to his highest effort; but Margery was
surprised to find that, instead of her having to stop him, he
pulled in towards the gate of his own accord. The
invitation planned between Jim and the old man on the previous
night was now promptly given, and, as may be supposed, as
promptly accepted. Such a strange coincidence she had never
before known. She was quite ready, and they drove onward at
once.</p>
<p>The Review was held on some high ground a little way out of
the city, and her conductor suggested that they should put up the
horse at the inn, and walk to the field—a plan which
pleased her well, for it was more easy to take preliminary
observations on foot without being seen herself than when sitting
elevated in a vehicle.</p>
<p>They were just in time to secure a good place near the front,
and in a few minutes after their arrival the reviewing officer
came on the ground. Margery’s eye had rapidly run
over the troop in which Jim was enrolled, and she discerned him
in one of the ranks, looking remarkably new and bright, both as
to uniform and countenance. Indeed, if she had not worked
herself into such a desperate state of mind she would have felt
proud of him then and there. His shapely upright figure was
quite noteworthy in the row of rotund yeomen on his right and
left; while his charger Tony expressed by his bearing, even more
than Jim, that he knew nothing about lime-carts whatever, and
everything about trumpets and glory. How Jim could have
scrubbed Tony to such shining blackness she could not tell, for
the horse in his natural state was ingrained with lime-dust, that
burnt the colour out of his coat as it did out of Jim’s
hair. Now he pranced martially, and was a war-horse every
inch of him.</p>
<p>Having discovered Jim her next search was for Mrs. Peach, and,
by dint of some oblique glancing Margery indignantly discovered
the widow in the most forward place of all, her head and bright
face conspicuously advanced; and, what was more shocking, she had
abandoned her mourning for a violet drawn-bonnet and a gay
spencer, together with a parasol luxuriously fringed in a way
Margery had never before seen. ‘Where did she get the
money?’ said Margery, under her breath. ‘And to
forget that poor sailor so soon!’</p>
<p>These general reflections were precipitately postponed by her
discovering that Jim and the widow were perfectly alive to each
other’s whereabouts, and in the interchange of telegraphic
signs of affection, which on the latter’s part took the
form of a playful fluttering of her handkerchief or waving of her
parasol. Richard Vine had placed Margery in front of him,
to protect her from the crowd, as he said, he himself surveying
the scene over her bonnet. Margery would have been even
more surprised than she was if she had known that Jim was not
only aware of Mrs. Peach’s presence, but also of her own,
the treacherous Mr. Vine having drawn out his flame-coloured
handkerchief and waved it to Jim over the young woman’s
head as soon as they had taken up their position.</p>
<p>‘My partner makes a tidy soldier, eh—Miss
Tucker?’ said the senior lime-burner. ‘It is my
belief as a Christian that he’s got a party here that
he’s making signs to—that handsome figure o’
fun straight over-right him.’</p>
<p>‘Perhaps so,’ she said.</p>
<p>‘And it’s growing warm between ’em if I
don’t mistake,’ continued the merciless Vine.</p>
<p>Margery was silent, biting her lip; and the troops being now
set in motion, all signalling ceased for the present between
soldier Hayward and his pretended sweetheart.</p>
<p>‘Have you a piece of paper that I could make a
memorandum on, Mr. Vine?’ asked Margery.</p>
<p>Vine took out his pocket-book and tore a leaf from it, which
he handed her with a pencil.</p>
<p>‘Don’t move from here—I’ll return in a
minute,’ she continued, with the innocence of a woman who
means mischief. And, withdrawing herself to the back, where
the grass was clear, she pencilled down the words</p>
<p style="text-align: center">‘<span class="smcap">Jim’s Married</span>.’</p>
<p>Armed with this document she crept into the throng behind the
unsuspecting Mrs. Peach, slipped the paper into her pocket on the
top of her handkerchief; and withdrew unobserved, rejoining Mr.
Vine with a bearing of <i>nonchalance</i>.</p>
<p>By-and-by the troops were in different order, Jim taking a
left-hand position almost close to Mrs. Peach. He bent down
and said a few words to her. From her manner of nodding
assent it was surely some arrangement about a meeting by-and-by
when Jim’s drill was over, and Margery was more certain of
the fact when, the Review having ended, and the people having
strolled off to another part of the field where sports were to
take place, Mrs. Peach tripped away in the direction of the
city.</p>
<p>‘I’ll just say a word to my partner afore he goes
off the ground, if you’ll spare me a minute,’ said
the old lime-burner. ‘Please stay here till I’m
back again.’ He edged along the front till he reached
Jim.</p>
<p>‘How is she?’ said the latter.</p>
<p>‘In a trimming sweat,’ said Mr. Vine.
‘And my counsel to ’ee is to carry this larry no
further. ’Twill do no good. She’s as
ready to make friends with ’ee as any wife can be; and more
showing off can only do harm.’</p>
<p>‘But I must finish off with a spurt,’ said
Jim. ‘And this is how I am going to do it. I
have arranged with Mrs. Peach that, as soon as we soldiers have
entered the town and been dismissed, I’ll meet her
there. It is really to say good-bye, but she don’t
know that; and I wanted it to look like a lopement to
Margery’s eyes. When I’m clear of Mrs. Peach
I’ll come back here and make it up with Margery on the
spot. But don’t say I’m coming, or she may be
inclined to throw off again. Just hint to her that I may be
meaning to be off to London with the widow.’</p>
<p>The old man still insisted that this was going too far.</p>
<p>‘No, no, it isn’t,’ said Jim. ‘I
know how to manage her. ’Twill just mellow her heart
nicely by the time I come back. I must bring her down real
tender, or ’twill all fail.’</p>
<p>His senior reluctantly gave in and returned to Margery.
A short time afterwards the Yeomanry hand struck up, and Jim with
the regiment followed towards Exonbury.</p>
<p>‘Yes, yes; they are going to meet,’ said Margery
to herself, perceiving that Mrs. Peach had so timed her departure
as to be in the town at Jim’s dismounting.</p>
<p>‘Now we will go and see the games,’ said Mr. Vine;
‘they are really worth seeing. There’s greasy
poles, and jumping in sacks, and other trials of the intellect,
that nobody ought to miss who wants to be abreast of his
generation.’</p>
<p>Margery felt so indignant at the apparent assignation, which
seemed about to take place despite her anonymous writing, that
she helplessly assented to go anywhere, dropping behind Vine,
that he might not see her mood.</p>
<p>Jim followed out his programme with literal exactness.
No sooner was the troop dismissed in the city than he sent Tony
to stable and joined Mrs. Peach, who stood on the edge of the
pavement expecting him. But this acquaintance was to end:
he meant to part from her for ever and in the quickest time,
though civilly; for it was important to be with Margery as soon
as possible. He had nearly completed the manœuvre to
his satisfaction when, in drawing her handkerchief from her
pocket to wipe the tears from her eyes, Mrs. Peach’s hand
grasped the paper, which she read at once.</p>
<p>‘What! is that true?’ she said, holding it out to
Jim.</p>
<p>Jim started and admitted that it was, beginning an elaborate
explanation and apologies. But Mrs. Peach was thoroughly
roused, and then overcome. ‘He’s married,
he’s married!’ she said, and swooned, or feigned to
swoon, so that Jim was obliged to support her.</p>
<p>‘He’s married, he’s married!’ said a
boy hard by who watched the scene with interest.</p>
<p>‘He’s married, he’s married!’ said a
hilarious group of other boys near, with smiles several inches
broad, and shining teeth; and so the exclamation echoed down the
street.</p>
<p>Jim cursed his ill-luck; the loss of time that this dilemma
entailed grew serious; for Mrs. Peach was now in such a
hysterical state that he could not leave her with any good grace
or feeling. It was necessary to take her to a refreshment
room, lavish restoratives upon her, and altogether to waste
nearly half an hour. When she had kept him as long as she
chose, she forgave him; and thus at last he got away, his heart
swelling with tenderness towards Margery. He at once
hurried up the street to effect the reconciliation with her.</p>
<p>‘How shall I do it?’ he said to himself.
‘Why, I’ll step round to her side, fish for her hand,
draw it through my arm as if I wasn’t aware of it.
Then she’ll look in my face, I shall look in hers, and we
shall march off the field triumphant, and the thing will be done
without takings or tears.’</p>
<p>He entered the field and went straight as an arrow to the
place appointed for the meeting. It was at the back of a
refreshment tent outside the mass of spectators, and divided from
their view by the tent itself. He turned the corner of the
canvas, and there beheld Vine at the indicated spot. But
Margery was not with him.</p>
<p>Vine’s hat was thrust back into his poll. His face
was pale, and his manner bewildered. ‘Hullo?
what’s the matter?’ said Jim.
‘Where’s my Margery?’</p>
<p>‘You’ve carried this footy game too far, my
man!’ exclaimed Vine, with the air of a friend who has
‘always told you so.’ ‘You ought to have
dropped it several days ago, when she would have come to
’ee like a cooing dove. Now this is the end
o’t!’</p>
<p>‘Hey! what, my Margery? Has anything happened, for
God’s sake?’</p>
<p>‘She’s gone.’</p>
<p>‘Where to?’</p>
<p>‘That’s more than earthly man can tell! I
never see such a thing! ’Twas a stroke o’ the
black art—as if she were sperrited away. When we got
to the games I said—mind, you told me to!—I said,
“Jim Hayward thinks o’ going off to London with that
widow woman”—mind you told me to! She showed no
wonderment, though a’ seemed very low. Then she said
to me, “I don’t like standing here in this slummocky
crowd. I shall feel more at home among the
gentlepeople.” And then she went to where the
carriages were drawn up, and near her there was a grand coach,
a-blazing with lions and unicorns, and hauled by two coal-black
horses. I hardly thought much of it then, and by degrees
lost sight of her behind it. Presently the other carriages
moved off, and I thought still to see her standing there.
But no, she had vanished; and then I saw the grand coach rolling
away, and glimpsed Margery in it, beside a fine dark gentleman
with black mustachios, and a very pale prince-like face. As
soon as the horses got into the hard road they rattled on like
hell-and-skimmer, and went out of sight in the dust,
and—that’s all. If you’d come back a
little sooner you’d ha’ caught her.’</p>
<p>Jim had turned whiter than his pipeclay. ‘O, this
is too bad—too bad!’ he cried in anguish, striking
his brow. ‘That paper and that fainting woman kept me
so long. Who could have done it? But ’tis my
fault. I’ve stung her too much. I
shouldn’t have carried it so far.’</p>
<p>‘You shouldn’t—just what I said,’
replied his senior.</p>
<p>‘She thinks I’ve gone off with that cust widow;
and to spite me she’s gone off with the man! Do you
know who that stranger wi’ the lions and unicorns is?
Why, ’tis that foreigner who calls himself a Baron, and
took Mount Lodge for six months last year to make
mischief—a villain! O, my Margery—that it
should come to this! She’s lost, she’s
ruined!—Which way did they go?’</p>
<p>Jim turned to follow in the direction indicated, when, behold,
there stood at his back her father, Dairyman Tucker.</p>
<p>‘Now look here, young man,’ said Dairyman
Tucker. ‘I’ve just heard all that
wailing—and straightway will ask ’ee to stop it
sharp. ’Tis like your brazen impudence to teave and
wail when you be another woman’s husband; yes, faith, I
see’d her a-fainting in yer arms when you wanted to get
away from her, and honest folk a-standing round who knew
you’d married her, and said so. I heard it, though
you didn’t see me. “He’s married!”
says they. Some sly register-office business, no doubt; but
sly doings will out. As for Margery—who’s to be
called higher titles in these parts
hencefor’ard—I’m her father, and I say
it’s all right what she’s done. Don’t I
know private news, hey? Haven’t I just learnt that
secret weddings of high people can happen at expected deathbeds
by special licence, as well as low people at registrars’
offices? And can’t husbands come back and claim their
own when they choose? Begone, young man, and leave
noblemen’s wives alone; and I thank God I shall be rid of a
numskull!’</p>
<p>Swift words of explanation rose to Jim’s lips, but they
paused there and died. At that last moment he could not, as
Margery’s husband, announce Margery’s shame and his
own, and transform her father’s triumph to wretchedness at
a blow.</p>
<p>‘I—I—must leave here,’ he
stammered. Going from the place in an opposite course to
that of the fugitives, he doubled when out of sight, and in an
incredibly short space had entered the town. Here he made
inquiries for the emblazoned carriage, and gained from one or two
persons a general idea of its route. They thought it had
taken the highway to London. Saddling poor Tony before he
had half eaten his corn, Jim galloped along the same road.</p>
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