<h2><SPAN name="shorty-stack-pugilist"></SPAN>Shorty Stack, Pugilist</h2>
<p><br/></p>
<p><span>Over at the "Big Dipper" mine a chuck-tender
named Kelly had been in error as
regards a box of dynamite sticks, and Iowa
Hill had elected to give an "entertainment" for the
benefit of his family.</span></p>
<p><span>The programme, as announced upon the posters
that were stuck up in the Post Office and on the
door of the Odd Fellows' Hall, was quite an affair.
The Iowa Hill orchestra would perform, the
livery-stable keeper would play the overture to
"William Tell" upon his harmonica, and the town
doctor would read a paper on "Tuberculosis in
Cattle." The evening was to close with a "grand
ball."</span></p>
<p><span>Then it was discovered that a professional
pugilist from the "Bay" was over in Forest Hill, and
someone suggested that a match could be made
between him and Shorty Stack "to enliven the
entertainment." Shorty Stack was a bedrock
cleaner at the "Big Dipper," and handy with his
fists. It was his boast that no man of his weight
(Shorty fought at a hundred and forty) no man
of his weight in Placer County could stand up to
him for ten rounds, and Shorty had always made
good this boast. Shorty knew two punches, and
no more—a short-arm jab under the ribs with his
right, and a left upper-cut on the point of the chin.</span></p>
<p><span>The pugilist's name was McCleaverty. He
was an out and out dub—one of the kind who
appear in four-round exhibition bouts to keep the
audience amused while the "event of the evening"
is preparing—but he had had ring experience,
and his name had been in the sporting
paragraphs of the San Francisco papers. The dub
was a welter-weight and a professional, but he
accepted the challenge of Shorty Stack's backers
and covered their bet of fifty dollars that he could
not "stop" Shorty in four rounds.</span></p>
<p><span>And so it came about that extra posters were
affixed to the door of the Odd Fellows' Hall and
the walls of the Post Office to the effect that
Shorty Stack, the champion of Placer County, and
Buck McCleaverty, the Pride of Colusa, would
appear in a genteel boxing exhibition at the
entertainment given for the benefit, etc., etc.</span></p>
<p><span>Shorty had two weeks in which to train. The
nature of his work in the mine had kept his
muscles hard enough, so his training was largely a
matter of dieting and boxing an imaginary foe
with a rock in each fist. He was so vigorous in
his exercise and in the matter of what he ate and
drank that the day before the entertainment he had
got himself down to a razor-edge, and was in a
fair way of going fine. When a man gets into
too good condition, the least little slip will spoil
him. Shorty knew this well enough, and told
himself in consequence that he must be very careful.</span></p>
<p><span>The night before the entertainment Shorty went
to call on Miss Starbird. Miss Starbird was one
of the cooks at the mine. She was a very pretty
girl, just turned twenty, and lived with her folks
in a cabin near the superintendent's office, on the
road from the mine to Iowa Hill. Her father
was a shift boss in the mine, and her mother did
the washing for the "office." Shorty was
recognised by the mine as her "young man." She was
going to the entertainment with her people, and
promised Shorty the first "walk-around" in the
"Grand Ball" that was to follow immediately after
the Genteel Glove Contest.</span></p>
<p><span>Shorty came into the Starbird cabin on that
particular night, his hair neatly plastered in a
beautiful curve over his left temple, and his pants
outside of his boots as a mark of esteem. He wore no
collar, but he had encased himself in a boiled
shirt, which could mean nothing else but mute and
passionate love, and moreover, as a crowning
tribute, he refrained from spitting.</span></p>
<p><span>"How do you feel, Shorty?" asked Miss Starbird.</span></p>
<p><span>Shorty had always sedulously read the interviews
with pugilists that appeared in the San Francisco
papers immediately before their fights and knew
how to answer.</span></p>
<p><span>"I feel fit to fight the fight of my life," he
alliterated proudly. "I've trained faithfully and
I mean to win."</span></p>
<p><span>"It ain't a regular prize fight, is it, Shorty?"
she enquired. "Pa said he wouldn't take ma an'
me if it was. All the women folk in the camp are
going, an' I never heard of women at a fight, it
ain't genteel."</span></p>
<p><span>"Well, I d'n know," answered Shorty, swallowing
his saliva. "The committee that got the
programme up called it a genteel boxing exhibition
so's to get the women folks to stay. I call it a four
round go with a decision."</span></p>
<p><span>"My, itull be exciting!" exclaimed Miss Starbird.
"I ain't never seen anything like it. Oh,
Shorty, d'ye think you'll win?"</span></p>
<p><span>"I don't </span><em class="italics">think</em><span> nothun about it. I know I will,"
returned Shorty, defiantly. "If I once get in my
left upper cut on him, </span><em class="italics">huh</em><span>!" and he snorted
magnificently.</span></p>
<p><span>Shorty stayed and talked to Miss Starbird until
ten o'clock, then he rose to go.</span></p>
<p><span>"I gotta get to bed," he said, "I'm in training
you see."</span></p>
<p><span>"Oh, wait a minute," said Miss Starbird, "I
been making some potato salad for the private
dining of the office, you better have some; it's the
best I ever made."</span></p>
<p><span>"No, no," said Shorty, stoutly, "I don't want any."</span></p>
<p><span>"Hoh," sniffed Miss Starbird airily, "you don't
need to have any."</span></p>
<p><span>"Well, don't you see," said Shorty, "I'm in
training. I don't dare eat any of that kinda stuff."</span></p>
<p><span>"Stuff!" exclaimed Miss Starbird, her chin in
the air. "No one </span><em class="italics">else</em><span> ever called my cooking
stuff."</span></p>
<p><span>"Well, don't you see, don't you see."</span></p>
<p><span>"No, I don't see. I guess you must be 'fraid
of getting whipped if you're so 'fraid of a little
salad."</span></p>
<p><span>"What!" exclaimed Shorty, indignantly. "Why
I could come into the ring from a jag and whip
him; 'fraid! </span><em class="italics">who's</em><span> afraid. I'll show you if I'm
afraid. Let's have your potato salad, an' some
beer, too. Huh! </span><em class="italics">I'll</em><span> show you if I'm afraid."</span></p>
<p><span>But Miss Starbird would not immediately
consent to be appeased.</span></p>
<p><span>"No, you called it stuff," she said, "an' the
superintendent said I was the best cook in Placer
County."</span></p>
<p><span>But at last, as a great favour to Shorty, she
relented and brought the potato salad from the
kitchen and two bottles of beer.</span></p>
<p><span>When the town doctor had finished his paper on
"Tuberculosis in Cattle," the chairman of the
entertainment committee ducked under the ropes
of the ring and announced that: "The next would
be the event of the evening and would the
gentlemen please stop smoking." He went on to
explain that the ladies present might remain without
fear and without reproach as the participants in
the contest would appear in gymnasium tights,
and would box with gloves and not with bare
knuckles.</span></p>
<p><span>"Well, don't they always fight with gloves?"
called a voice from the rear of the house. But
the chairman ignored the interruption.</span></p>
<p><span>The "entertainment" was held in the Odd Fellows'
Hall. Shorty's seconds prepared him for
the fight in a back room of the saloon, on the other
side of the street, and towards ten o'clock one of
the committeemen came running in to say:</span></p>
<p><span>"What's the matter? Hurry up, you fellows,
McCleaverty's in the ring already, and the
crowd's beginning to stamp."</span></p>
<p><span>Shorty rose and slipped into an overcoat.</span></p>
<p><span>"All ready," he said.</span></p>
<p><span>"Now mind, Shorty," said Billy Hicks, as he
gathered up the sponges, fans and towels, "don't
mix things with him, you don't have to knock him
out, all you want's the decision."</span></p>
<p><span>Next, Shorty was aware that he was sitting in
a corner of the ring with his back against the ropes,
and that diagonally opposite was a huge red man
with a shaven head. There was a noisy, murmuring
crowd somewhere below him, and there was a
glare of kerosene lights over his head.</span></p>
<p><span>"Buck McCleaverty, the Pride of Colusa,"
announced the master of ceremonies, standing in
the middle of the ring, one hand under the dub's
elbow. There was a ripple of applause. Then
the master of ceremonies came over to Shorty's
corner, and, taking him by the arm, conducted
him into the middle of the ring.</span></p>
<p><span>"Shorty Stack, the Champion of Placer County." The
house roared; Shorty ducked and grinned
and returned to his corner. He was nervous,
excited. He had not imagined it would be exactly
like this. There was a strangeness about it all;
an unfamiliarity that made him uneasy.</span></p>
<p><span>"Take it slow," said Billy Hicks, kneading the
gloves, so as to work the padding away from the
knuckles. The gloves were laced on Shorty's hands.</span></p>
<p><span>"Up you go," said Billy Hicks, again. "No,
not the fight yet, shake hands first. Don't get
rattled."</span></p>
<p><span>Then ensued a vague interval, that seemed to
Shorty interminable. He had a notion that he
shook hands with McCleaverty, and that some
one asked him if he would agree to hit with one
arm free in the breakaway. He remembered a
glare of lights, a dim vision of rows of waiting
faces, a great murmuring noise, and he had a
momentary glimpse of someone he believed to be the
referee, a young man in shirtsleeves and turned-up
trousers. Then everybody seemed to be getting
out of the ring and away from him, even Billy
Hicks left him after saying something he did not
understand. Only the referee, McCleaverty and
himself were left inside the ropes.</span></p>
<p><span>"Time!"</span></p>
<p><span>Somebody, that seemed to Shorty strangely like
himself, stepped briskly out into the middle of the
ring, his left arm before him, his right fist clinched
over his breast. The crowd, the glaring lights,
the murmuring noise, all faded away. There only
remained the creaking of rubber soles over the
resin of the boards of the ring and the sight of
McCleaverty's shifting, twinkling eyes and his
round, close-cropped head.</span></p>
<p><span>"Break!"</span></p>
<p><span>The referee stepped between the two men and
Shorty realised that the two had clinched, and
that his right forearm had been across McCleaverty's
throat, his left clasping him about the
shoulders.</span></p>
<p><span>What! Were they fighting already? This was
the first round, of course, somebody was shouting.</span></p>
<p><span>"That's the stuff, Shorty."</span></p>
<p><span>All at once Shorty saw the flash of a red
muscled arm, he threw forward his shoulder ducking
his head behind it, the arm slid over the raised
shoulder and a bare and unprotected flank turned
towards him.</span></p>
<p><span>"Now," thought Shorty. His arm shortened
and leaped forward. There was a sudden impact.
The shock of it jarred Shorty himself, and he
heard McCleaverty grunt. There came a roar
from the house.</span></p>
<p><span>"Give it to him, Shorty."</span></p>
<p><span>Shorty pushed his man from him, the heel of
his glove upon his face. He was no longer
nervous. The lights didn't bother him.</span></p>
<p><span>"I'll knock him out yet," he muttered to himself.</span></p>
<p><span>They fiddled and feinted about the ring, watching
each other's eyes. Shorty held his right ready.
He told himself he would jab McCleaverty again
on the same spot when next he gave him an opening.</span></p>
<p><span>"</span><em class="italics">Break!</em><span>"</span></p>
<p><span>They must have clinched again, but Shorty was
not conscious of it. A sharp pain in his upper lip
made him angry. His right shot forward again,
struck home, and while the crowd roared and the
lights began to swim again, he knew that he was
rushing McCleaverty back, back, back, his arms
shooting out and in like piston rods, now for an
upper cut with his left on the—</span></p>
<p><span>"</span><em class="italics">Time!</em><span>"</span></p>
<p><span>Billy Hicks was talking excitedly. The crowd
still roared. His lips pained. Someone was spurting
water over him, one of his seconds worked the
fans like a windmill. He wondered what Miss
Starbird thought of him now.</span></p>
<p><span>"</span><em class="italics">Time!</em><span>"</span></p>
<p><span>He barely had a chance to duck, almost double,
while McCleaverty's right swished over his head.
The dub was swinging for a knockout already.
The round would be hot and fast.</span></p>
<p><span>"Stay with um, Shorty."</span></p>
<p><span>"That's the stuff, Shorty."</span></p>
<p><span>He must be setting the pace, the house plainly
told him that. He stepped in again and cut loose
with both fists.</span></p>
<p><span>"</span><em class="italics">Break!</em><span>"</span></p>
<p><span>Shorty had not clinched. Was it possible that
McCleaverty was clinching "to avoid punishment." Shorty
tried again, stepping in close, his right arm
crooked and ready.</span></p>
<p><span>"</span><em class="italics">Break!</em><span>"</span></p>
<p><span>The dub was clinching. There could be no
doubt of that. Shorty gathered himself together
and rushed in, upper-cutting viciously; he felt
McCleaverty giving way before him.</span></p>
<p><span>"He's got um going."</span></p>
<p><span>There was exhilaration in the shout. Shorty
swung right and left, his fist struck something that
hurt him. Sure, he thought, that must have been
a good one. He recovered, throwing out his left
before him. Where was the dub? not down there
on one knee in a corner of the ring? The house
was a pandemonium, near at hand some one was
counting, "one—two—three—four—"</span></p>
<p><span>Billy Hicks shouted, "Come back to your corner.
When he's up go right in to finish him. He
ain't knocked out yet. He's just taking his full
time. Swing for his chin again, you got him
going. If you can put him out, Shorty, we'll take
you to San Francisco."</span></p>
<p><span>"Seven—eight—nine—"</span></p>
<p><span>McCleaverty was up again. Shorty rushed in.
Something caught him a fearful jar in the pit of
the stomach. He was sick in an instant, racked
with nausea. The lights began to dance.</span></p>
<p><span>"</span><em class="italics">Time!</em><span>"</span></p>
<p><span>There was water on his face and body again,
deliciously cool. The fan windmills swung round
and round. "What's the matter, what's the
matter," Billy Hicks was asking anxiously.</span></p>
<p><span>Something was wrong. There was a lead-like
weight in Shorty's stomach, a taste of potato salad
came to his mouth, he was sick almost to vomiting.</span></p>
<p><span>"He caught you a hard one in the wind just before
the gong, did he?" said Billy Hicks. "There's
fight in him yet. He's got a straight arm body
blow you want to look out for. Don't let up on
him. Keep—"</span></p>
<p><span>"</span><em class="italics">Time!</em><span>"</span></p>
<p><span>Shorty came up bravely. In his stomach there
was a pain that made it torture to stand erect.
Nevertheless he rushed, lashing out right and left.
He was dizzy; before he knew it he was beating
the air. Suddenly his chin jolted backward, and
the lights began to spin; he was tiring rapidly, too,
and with every second his arms grew heavier and
heavier and his knees began to tremble more and
more. McCleaverty gave him no rest. Shorty
tried to clinch, but the dub sidestepped, and came
in twice with a hard right and left over the heart.
Shorty's gloves seemed made of iron; he found
time to mutter, "If I only hadn't eaten that stuff
last night."</span></p>
<p><span>What with the nausea and the pain, he was hard
put to it to keep from groaning. It was the dub
who was rushing now; Shorty felt he could not
support the weight of his own arms another
instant. What was that on his face that was warm
and tickled? He knew that he had just strength
enough left for one more good blow; if he could
only upper-cut squarely on McCleaverty's chin it
might suffice.</span></p>
<p><span>"</span><em class="italics">Break!</em><span>"</span></p>
<p><span>The referee thrust himself between them, but
instantly McCleaverty closed again. Would the
round </span><em class="italics">never</em><span> end? The dub swung again, missed,
and Shorty saw his chance; he stepped in,
upper-cutting with all the strength he could summon up.
The lights swam again, and the roar of the crowd
dwindled to a couple of voices. He smelt whisky.</span></p>
<p><span>"Gimme that sponge." It was Billy Hicks
voice. "He'll do all right now."</span></p>
<p><span>Shorty suddenly realised that he was lying on
his back. In another second he would be counted
out. He raised himself, but his hands touched
a bed quilt and not the resined floor of the ring.
He looked around him and saw that he was in
the back room of the saloon where he had dressed.
The fight was over.</span></p>
<p><span>"Did I win?" he asked, getting on his feet.</span></p>
<p><span>"Win!" exclaimed Billy Hicks. "You were
knocked out. He put you out after you had him
beaten. Oh, you're a peach of a fighter, you are!"</span></p>
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<p><span>Half an hour later when he had dressed,
Shorty went over to the Hall. His lip was badly
swollen and his chin had a funny shape, but
otherwise he was fairly presentable. The Iowa Hill
orchestra had just struck into the march for the
walk around. He pushed through the crowd of
men around the door looking for Miss Starbird.
Just after he had passed he heard a remark and
the laugh that followed it:</span></p>
<p><span>"Quitter, oh, what a quitter!"</span></p>
<p><span>Shorty turned fiercely about and would have
answered, but just at that moment he caught sight
of Miss Starbird. She had just joined the
promenade or the walk around with some other man.
He went up to her:</span></p>
<p><span>"Didn't you promise to have this walk around
with me?" he said aggrievedly.</span></p>
<p><span>"Well, did you think I was going to wait all
night for you?" returned Miss Starbird.</span></p>
<p><span>As she turned from him and joined the march
Shorty's eye fell upon her partner.</span></p>
<p><span>It was McCleaverty.</span></p>
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